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Thread: Being fit will save u in a zombie apocalypse

post 1684983603 06-20-2023, 05:18 PM
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  1. FunkG
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Being fit will save u in a zombie apocalypse

since sweaty fatties will appear more juicy in the eyes of famished zombies

1 fattie = 2-3 fit persons

push 1 fattie down the stairs and you're safe for 2 days easy. just enough to tarzanmaxx ur way out

once the newly converted zombies are ex-fatties, life will be easy mode srs. brb can't run. brb can't jump. brb can't squeeze through tight places. brb can't get up once falling on the back.

it's over for fatties
post 1684983753 06-20-2023, 05:20 PM
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  1. saltypits
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Zombies go after brains, so most miscers will survive the ZA intact.
post 1684983833 06-20-2023, 05:21 PM
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  1. Adam16121
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I’ve legit planned out designated areas where I can pull a ladder up and keep food/things growing and buckets. Will utilize the moment I hear people are eating others. Won’t save me in a world war Z scenario though. You’d need a serious bunker and arsenal for that.
post 1684983843 06-20-2023, 05:22 PM
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if i cant have quick access to alcohol, smokes and doritos i wanna be dead anyway
post 1684983943 06-20-2023, 05:24 PM
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