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post 1685061923 06-21-2023, 09:23 PM
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Pick 1-8 before entering to see which of my Hawaiian shirts you wear (family photo)

Finishing up my dietmaxxing this month. I went on a shirt buying spree, and got a bunch either ordered offline or took ones I had to a tailor. I finally got 8 of them together at one time, and it's time to flex them to the misc.

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Cutwater. The one that kicked this all off... I bought this shirt like 6 months before any of the rest. Probably my favorite pattern of any of them.


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I call it Spongebob, because it looks like the old "3 weeks later" backgrounds that show used. This shirt is a ****ing complement machine. I literally cannot remember the last time I wore this and did not get complemented. If any non-aloha'd miscers had to buy a shirt, it should be this one easily.


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Just kind of a basic floral pullover. This is more of an office shirt than a golf or beach shirt.



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Surfin Santa. This is probably my least favorite one of them all, tbh. Too hard to make out the Santas against the red background. I don't wear this much at all.


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May Gray. This one has been getting some mileage lately. Works well when it's warm but cloudy outside... aka all spring. I pair it with some bright shorts.


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Clever Girl, from the Jurassic Park scene. There are lurking raptors all over it, although I wish they were a little less subtle.


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Tiki drinks. This shirt is douchey as fuuuuk.


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Vintage hibiscus shirt. Kind of the stereotypical "Quagmire" design. I layer it with a T shirt.
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post 1685062243 06-21-2023, 09:31 PM
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I like the 4th and 8th (srs)
post 1685062573 06-21-2023, 09:40 PM
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I picked #7, mirin a little bit

I mean not really, Tommy Bahama shirts are kinda gay and boomer-tier ngl fr no cap. I guess I would wear if I was drunk tho
post 1685062813 06-21-2023, 09:44 PM
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AP4 crew not bad funny that it's your least fav.

Gives me that Florida Panthers vibe. I will say my fav is #1.

Also this thread now makes me want to listen to some Hall and Oates- Out of Touch
post 1685062823 06-21-2023, 09:44 PM
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Boyo, I know you're trying to level up your image (and I salute you for it), so I'm glad you're getting rid of these God-awful Hawaiian shirts.



Not sure what the deal is, but White guys are always wearing Hawaiian shirts and thinking it looks stylish.... it doesn't. I remember jestering in my 20s, and every time I hit the bars or other nightlife venues, groups of White guys were ALWAYS wearing Hawaiian shirts.


It looks every bit as ridiculous as groups of fat Black guys all wearing team jerseys.... the team jersey thing is also 90s cringe dress wear....


BTW, you should try contacting that h0e from the beach meet up. If she was willing to wait 1.5 hours for you to find parking, that means she was ready to give up them sugar walls... she might still be willing to give up them walls, boyo....


EDIT:: Wait, I just now read the OP and it turns out you aren't getting rid of those shirts, these are new shirts that you just bought and intend to wear in public...


SMH... When are White guys gonna let go of these God-awful Hawaiian shirts and when are Black guys gonna stop wearing God-awful team jerseys..????..
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post 1685063063 06-21-2023, 09:50 PM
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Picked #3. Okay.
Originally Posted By H00J⏩
I like the 4th and 8th (srs)
#4 is my favorite. Wouldn't have noticed Santa if OP didn't have it in the description. Looks more like the older surfer/tiki hut style.

#8 is totally 80's.
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post 1685064093 06-21-2023, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
Boyo, I know you're trying to level up your image (and I salute you for it), so I'm glad you're getting rid of these God-awful Hawaiian shirts.



Not sure what the deal is, but White guys are always wearing Hawaiian shirts and thinking it looks stylish.... it doesn't. I remember jestering in my 20s, and every time I hit the bars or other nightlife venues, groups of White guys were ALWAYS wearing Hawaiian shirts.


It looks every bit as ridiculous as groups of fat Black guys all wearing team jerseys.... the team jersey thing is also 90s cringe dress wear....


BTW, you should try contacting that h0e from the beach meet up. If she was willing to wait 1.5 hours for you to find parking, that means she was ready to give up them sugar walls... she might still be willing to give up them walls, boyo....


EDIT:: Wait, I just now read the OP and it turns out you aren't getting rid of those shirts, these are new shirts that you just bought and intend to wear in public...


SMH... When are White guys gonna let go of these God-awful Hawaiian shirts and when are Black guys gonna stop wearing God-awful team jerseys..????..
I don't even know how to re-start a conversation with beach girl again. That went so fukking awkwardly.

Originally Posted By katya422⏩
Picked #3. Okay.



#4 is my favorite. Wouldn't have noticed Santa if OP didn't have it in the description. Looks more like the older surfer/tiki hut style.

#8 is totally 80's.
Is totally 80s good or bad. Srs question.
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post 1685064323 06-21-2023, 10:22 PM
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Yeah gimme that second one. I'd look good in that with my new tan coming in
post 1685064333 06-21-2023, 10:22 PM
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I have one I wear randomly. I'd never wear it if I were a fat kunt. Looks good when you have broad shoulders, unlike the vacationers that visit Hawaii. I'll probably get a few more. Not gonna lie I was inspired to get some by Bill Butcher from 'The Boys' on Amazon.
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post 1685064433 06-21-2023, 10:25 PM
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Always pick 1 crew. Not bad not vlad. Would wear 100% srs
post 1685066193 06-21-2023, 11:18 PM
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Those are so nerdy. Srs

Get some from allsaints if you want to look good and bishes to mire.




And you shouldn’t be tailoring a Hawaiian shirt. It’s supposed to loose. If you need to tailor a Hawaiian shirt, there’s a problem man’s don’t buy it





post 1685080353 06-22-2023, 07:46 AM
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Bump for morning misc.
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post 1685080663 06-22-2023, 07:49 AM
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AP5

I could definitely rock that with some chinos or shorts.
post 1685080783 06-22-2023, 07:51 AM
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5th and 8th look the best
post 1685081823 06-22-2023, 08:04 AM
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Am I the only one that secretly likes those shirts but won't use it cuz is gay?
post 1685083303 06-22-2023, 08:30 AM
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AP3 crew, but I like 8 as well.

I lived in the South Pacific for 3 years and have been married to a Polynesian for 28, so I've probably got 12 or 15 of them. They just sort of accumulate.
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post 1685083503 06-22-2023, 08:33 AM
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Always pick 3. Not disappointed. Like them all though.
post 1685083963 06-22-2023, 08:41 AM
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post 1685084003 06-22-2023, 08:42 AM
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AP6, not feeling it. Not feeling any of them honestly but the red ones seemed the best of the bunch.
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post 1685084023 06-22-2023, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted By GODself⏩
Am I the only one that secretly likes those shirts but won't use it cuz is gay?
Same. I feel like I'm not outgoing enough to pull them off. I have a few I'll wear occasionally when I'm feeling bold.
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I could see myself rockin #7 if i was in vegas or somethin
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post 1685084243 06-22-2023, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted By FA*******⏩
I don't even know how to re-start a conversation with beach girl again. That went so fukking awkwardly.
The whole date was awkward? If it just ended weird you do a hail mary. Randomly text Sat night "Drinks tonight?" or some chit.
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post 1685092723 06-22-2023, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted By FA*******⏩
Is totally 80s good or bad. Srs question.
Um..good? I think.

Lord knows I'm not hip, but FWIW my daughter is very into 80s stuff. And she likes those sorts of shirts.
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post 1686055853 07-07-2023, 07:57 PM
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A bunch of miscers said that I shouldn't wear Hawaiian shirts because I'll look like the guy from Jurassic Park.

So I bought another Hawaiian shirt, that's the one from Jurassic Park.

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post 1686063713 07-07-2023, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted By FA*******⏩
A bunch of miscers said that I shouldn't wear Hawaiian shirts because I'll look like the guy from Jurassic Park.

So I bought another Hawaiian shirt, that's the one from Jurassic Park.

Mirin
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Shirts 4 and 5 from the original post look good.
The latest one from Jurassic Park looks even better than those two.

Reps for the shirts. I wear those style all the time. But I am old and don't care.
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