The feline is the most loved animal. Not even the Chinese eat cats. Why? It’s because cats have the most aesthetic faces. This feline phenotype can be found in the most beautiful white women. When you are looking at a cat up close u almost feel like ur looking at an ascended human being. They don’t show u affection. They don’t give a fuk about u as a matter of fact. They eat you within 1 week of you dying. Yet humans feed them. House them. Clothe them and pick up their poop. If an Alien was observing earth from afar they would have to conclude cats rule the earth






Next up is the dog. Very cool animals and display wonderful emotions and loyalty to humans. The problem? They are slightly uglier. With a longer mid face. High fwhr. As a result, Chinese eat dogs. But people generally still frown upon eating dogs. There r movements and chit against dog eating.







Now ox pig and goat. Ok faces but definitely not good looking. Eyes on the side of the head. Very docile and nice animals. Get in mah belly!

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Sloth. Too ugly to keep as a pet and too ugly to eat.

Are you saying you're sexually attracted to animals?

Way to ruin his thread azzhole.

There's some finches (goldfinches) nesting in my garden, but there's a neighbourhood cat who i also like, & pet, but he's hanging around their nest, waiting to kill them.

Wat do misc?

We just got a pellet gun

Gonna shoot some prairie dogs and crows lol

I think pigs are cute. Speak for yourself kent.

The retarded tiger

Rollerball is gay