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post 1686409833 07-13-2023, 05:24 AM
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Based off the thread title this has the chance to be the most viewed thread in misc history. Good luck OP . Srs, vry srs.
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post 1686412113 07-13-2023, 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted By capowt⏩
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post 1686412833 07-13-2023, 06:34 AM
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post 1686412883 07-13-2023, 06:34 AM
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"just go out and have fun and next thing you know someone's fuking you" only happens if you meet the looks threshold.

Never happened for me and I'm 32. It really blows my mind that that is what most people do. Just have fun and magically it happens. Well, not for me. Not ever. wtf is the advice then?
post 1686413413 07-13-2023, 06:46 AM
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post 1686413683 07-13-2023, 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
It's true you think that bald ginger cuck meets the looks threshold? Lol he made girls laugh and had a good time and made them feel good, something you seem to be incapable of doing IRL

If you can't manipulate a woman's emotions you're definitely autistic and I'm not downing you I'm technically a schizophrenic (diagnosed) they can smell your insecurity put a smirk on that fuking face and ask a few sloots to give you a kiss be forward and direct but first u have to get their defences down by making them laugh

"he who hesitates masturbates"
Bill burr is an average white guy and he likes black chicks isnt he married to one? Black chicks simp for white guys, not surprised he did ok if he was going for ethnic chicks or whatever.

And lol if you think everyman that ever fuked a woman was some master at emotional manipulation or whatever nonsense you think matters. They were just average guys and women settled for them, but now they dont have to settle anymore so the minimum standard is higher.

Women that like me as a person just settle for friends, there's no reason to fuk me. I make girls laugh = friends. If you meet the threshold, maybe its a different result.
post 1686413893 07-13-2023, 06:57 AM
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post 1686413923 07-13-2023, 06:58 AM
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post 1686413973 07-13-2023, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
I've seen quasimodo looking guys pull girls with game/charisma alone they didn't just not make the looks threshold they were fuking mutants
I dont give a fuk what you saw, its not what happens the vast majority of the time for the vast majority of men
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Originally Posted By BigBallsMcgee⏩
"just go out and have fun and next thing you know someone's fuking you" only happens if you meet the looks threshold.

Never happened for me and I'm 32. It really blows my mind that that is what most people do. Just have fun and magically it happens. Well, not for me. Not ever. wtf is the advice then?
You get tipsy and crack jokes? Get on the dance floor? Say outlandish chit to people? You don't strike me as the party type.

What do you do on major holidays? Hit up the tourist spots on St Patrick's Day? Bar hop on Halloween? Put on a green hat, leprechaun socks, and a sign that says Kiss me im Irish?
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
You get tipsy and crack jokes? Get on the dance floor? Say outlandish chit to people? You don't strike me as the party type.

What do you do on major holidays? Hit up the tourist spots on St Patrick's Day? Bar hop on Halloween? Put on a green hat, leprechaun socks, and a sign that says Kiss me im Irish?
lol so you think I'm a straightedge, humorless souless dude with no friends?

I get that you dont know and you're filling in gaps to try to justify the perception you want to have of me but no dude. I call myself bigballsmcgee for fukin sake. Does that sound like a serious person to you?

I might be the silliest/goofiest person my friends know. yes I dance, yes I drink, yes I say ridiculous chit sometimes. And people like it. It gets me friends. THEY DONT WANT TO FUK ME THOUGH. just friends.

because thats what happens when you are a likable person but dont meet the looks threshold. I literally had two girl friends tell me this last weekend.

On the 4th I went to my girl friends pool and played water football with my friends and then did fireworks in my neighborhood. I'm just a normal person. I dont get what you think.
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
It's depressing just reading his posts imagine how he makes people feel IRL (male AND female) there's no way he's cracking jokes or 1 liners and making people laugh probably sits in the corner with a miserable look on his face if you expect girls to put in the effort of course you need to be a chad otherwise LDAR.
Just world fallacy bullchit

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Originally Posted By BigBallsMcgee⏩
lol so you think I'm a straightedge, humorless souless dude with no friends?

I get that you dont know and you're filling in gaps to try to justify the perception you want to have of me but no dude. I call myself bigballsmcgee for fukin sake. Does that sound like a serious person to you?

I might be the silliest/goofiest person my friends know. yes I dance, yes I drink, yes I say ridiculous chit sometimes. And people like it. It gets me friends. THEY DONT WANT TO FUK ME THOUGH. just friends.

because thats what happens when you are a likable person but dont meet the looks threshold. I literally had two girl friends tell me this last weekend.
You said your friends were planning a trip here this month. Let's go drinking. Let me know what weekend, and I'll be sure to be free. Then you can tell me to stfu in person. Deal?
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
You said your friends were planning a trip here this month. Let's go drinking. Let me know what weekend, and I'll be sure to be free. Then you can tell me to stfu in person. Deal?
Cant, I'm going home instead. Havent seen my moma in too long.

I'll can go there at some point if you live near savannah, really want to see it.
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Originally Posted By BigBallsMcgee⏩
Cant, I'm going home instead. Havent seen my moma in too long.

I'll can go there at some point if you live near savannah, really want to see it.
You happen to choose the exact day your buddies are taking a trip to go to see your mom instead?



Knew you'd have an excuse prepared. You go out of your way to avoid any miscer actually seeing you IRL. Cn't go see you mom literally any other weekend? You're not working, your schedule is COMPLETELY OPEN. Come down with the rest of them.
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Am I the only one who just doesn't care about what "based" Bill Burr has to say about anything these days? Dude married a hardcore liberal woman years ago and has been a shell of his former self since about 2015. It's impossible to take his "based" material seriously anymore when he spends half of his time acting like a total cuck.

Also, gotta love how he went from ripping on Star Wars/Star Wars fanhood (movies that came out back when he was a kid and therefore he was the perfect age to enjoy the original trilogy to the fullest) to playing a prominent character in one of the crappy Disney Star Wars TV shows. I don't blame the guy for doing what he can to make a good living, but he is the epitome of a Hollywood sellout.
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Based off the thread title this has the chance to be the most viewed thread in misc history. Good luck OP . Srs, vry srs.
**** you Tripod
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
You happen to choose the exact day your buddies are taking a trip to go to see your mom instead?



Knew you'd have an excuse prepared. You go out of your way to avoid any miscer actually seeing you IRL. Cn't go see you mom literally any other weekend? You're not working, your schedule is COMPLETELY OPEN. Come down with the rest of them.
I didnt happen to choose anything, we were deciding if they were going to visit me instead and we finally made the decision so I booked it then for as soon as I could.

Please stop making assumptions, im actually getting kind of pissed off. Give me the benefit of the doubt sometimes.
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Originally Posted By BigBallsMcgee⏩
I didnt happen to choose anything, we were deciding if they were going to visit me instead and we finally made the decision so I booked it then for as soon as I could.

Please stop making assumptions, im actually getting kind of pissed off. Give me the benefit of the doubt sometimes.
Your track record doesn't give you that. Think I'm forgetting how it was too cold to meet a different member of our old crew? Yeah, it was too cold when you lived in a place that's always cold.
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Originally Posted By ALinkToThePast⏩
Am I the only one who just doesn't care about what "based" Bill Burr has to say about anything these days? Dude married a hardcore liberal woman years ago and has been a shell of his former self since about 2015. It's impossible to take his "based" material seriously anymore when he spends half of his time acting like a total cuck.

Also, gotta love how he went from ripping on Star Wars/Star Wars fanhood (movies that came out back when he was a kid and therefore he was the perfect age to enjoy the original trilogy to the fullest) to playing a prominent character in one of the crappy Disney Star Wars TV shows. I don't blame the guy for doing what he can to make a good living, but he is the epitome of a Hollywood sellout.
What the fuk are you talking about?
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Originally Posted By ALinkToThePast⏩
I don't blame the guy for doing what he can to make a good living, but he is the epitome of a Hollywood sellout.
legit.



remember on some podcast he said his dream is to have enough money to buy an island that he flies to on helicopter (he pilots). so no doubt he is about getting all the money he can.


guys comedy is garbage nowadays. also yah, just marry a black woman (no thanks jeff).
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
What the fuk are you talking about?
Over the past decade or so, Bill Burr has gone on record numerous times saying a lot of cucked things that are pretty contradictory to his whole shtick of being a based badassss who tells stuff like it is. The change coinsides with the time he got really serious with and married his hardcore liberal girlfriend back around that timeframe.

I'm not even really ripping on the guy. He's doing the same thing most people would in his shoes - he's doing what he needs to do in order to stay relevant and keep making stupid amounts of money for people in Hollywood do. But people who act like Bill Burr in 2023 is anything like the Bull Burr of say 2010 and earlier either aren't aware of what a sellout cuck he's turned into over the years, or they conveniently ignore it so they can enjoy the based stuff he actually does still talk about even though it's a shell of its former glory.
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Comedians really drop the ball when taking on serious issues.
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Your track record doesn't give you that. Think I'm forgetting how it was too cold to meet a different member of our old crew? Yeah, it was too cold when you lived in a place that's always cold.
She did the same thing to me when I wanted to meet her, she ghosted me lol. Chit happens. But only I get trashed for it.
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
his wife is ugly. she looks like a shift manager at Kmart


look at her fatcep arms and ugly face


dang. I don't remember her looking that bad. burr aint Leo but this is almost shocking-tier.
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