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post 1686772593 07-18-2023, 09:43 PM
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No lie being in the military is BETA

Imagine getting dropped off to die in some hellhole because some fruity politicians told you to.

Meanwhile that politicians sons and daughters are on IG getting it in.

And all to steal oil money to make sheckelstein more money.

If someone came to my front door and said we are sending you to fight, oh I'd fight alright, I'd fight right here, with them.

Ain't no way I'm getting dropped out the back of a plane for some politician who's family are safe in the mansion back home.

That's the mark of a true alpha, fighting for what you belive in and for just causes. Not for corruption.
post 1686772673 07-18-2023, 09:45 PM
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But they're forced to. The draft is real
post 1686772723 07-18-2023, 09:46 PM
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Not only that but the entire time is being told what to do by other people every single day and you have to obey everything and be a good **** following all commands.
post 1686772733 07-18-2023, 09:47 PM
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Just checked my retirement account and as it turns out, your opinion didn’t impact it at all.


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post 1686772773 07-18-2023, 09:48 PM
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Relax, 77% of you ****ggot Zoomers couldn't even join the military, even if you wanted to......

The "Mission: Readiness" new report, based on U.S. Department of Defense data, says 77% of young Americans 17 to 24 years old are ineligible for military service, a 6-percentage-point increase since 2017.

https://www.theintelligencer.com/new...e-17922653.php
post 1686772803 07-18-2023, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Kormo⏩
But they're forced to. The draft is real
Not buying it, you got guns, use em on the people that come to the door

Tell you what, instead of us all going to fight here's what I propose

Get Zelensky daughter, get putins daughter and drop em in a pit to fight to the death.

Let's see how quickly they want to get diplomatic the when it's their daughters having to get stuck in.

See how quickly the peace talks start then.
post 1686772873 07-18-2023, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Dave22reborn⏩
Relax, 77% of you ****ggot Zoomers couldn't even join the military, even if you wanted to......

The "Mission: Readiness" new report, based on U.S. Department of Defense data, says 77% of young Americans 17 to 24 years old are ineligible for military service, a 6-percentage-point increase since 2017.

https://www.theintelligencer.com/new...e-17922653.php
I certainly couldn't because I'm a free thinker and not a dummy robot who stands at attention "sir marine corps sir"

You have to lack free will to be an effective soldier. A dyed in the wool Npc.
post 1686772913 07-18-2023, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Just checked my retirement account and as it turns out, your opinion didn’t impact it at all.


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True, military is not a bad career path for low IQ retards. Just follow directions, possibly risk your life, and you can have a bit of retirement money. No better opportunity for militarycels. Us high IQers on the other hand didn't have to risk anything and made 350x military pay/benefits.
post 1686772973 07-18-2023, 09:52 PM
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Being in the military is not high enough pay or status, unless you are a general or another specialized position.
post 1686773023 07-18-2023, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted By stayhomeneet⏩
Not buying it, you got guns, use em on the people that come to the door

Tell you what, instead of us all going to fight here's what I propose

Get Zelensky daughter, get putins daughter and drop em in a pit to fight to the death.

Let's see how quickly they want to get diplomatic the when it's their daughters having to get stuck in.

See how quickly the peace talks start then.
I don't think Putin would care that much.

He rarely sees his children or grandchildren.



Also, the oil industry is mainly composed of white male good ol' boys from Texas, and when there is an exception its an Arab.

The oil industry is the very opposite of Jewish.
But I agree, that the two wars in Iraq were fought over oil.
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Originally Posted By RepMeBro⏩
True, military is not a bad career path for low IQ retards. Just follow directions, possibly risk your life, and you can have a bit of retirement money. No better opportunity for militarycels. Us high IQers on the other hand didn't have to risk anything and made 350x military pay/benefits.
Uh Huh, that's why you all try and justify living at home with mommy, being unemployed, and being broke......
post 1686773113 07-18-2023, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted By stayhomeneet⏩
I certainly couldn't because I'm a free thinker and not a dummy robot who stands at attention "sir marine corps sir"

You have to lack free will to be an effective soldier. A dyed in the wool Npc.
I hope you're not in America then. What country. are you in?
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post 1686773123 07-18-2023, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Dave22reborn⏩
Uh Huh, that's why you all try and justify living at home with mommy, being unemployed, and being broke......
- live alone
- self employed
- 10k/day

I paid my taxes ur welcome

stay mad and collect my crumbs
post 1686773253 07-18-2023, 09:58 PM
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OP is a geek. Dont be like OP
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post 1686773333 07-18-2023, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted By stayhomeneet⏩
I certainly couldn't because I'm a free thinker and not a dummy robot who stands at attention "sir marine corps sir"

You have to lack free will to be an effective soldier. A dyed in the wool Npc.
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post 1686773673 07-18-2023, 10:07 PM
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I agree

I went down a bad rabbit hole where I started really following the war and combat footage

But I don't think I could ever be cucked enough to fight in one

It's extremely dangerous you can be killed at the drop of a hat
post 1686774033 07-18-2023, 10:16 PM
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Lol at fighting a war for someone who doesn’t give a fuk about you srs
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post 1686774293 07-18-2023, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
I agree

I went down a bad rabbit hole where I started really following the war and combat footage

But I don't think I could ever be cucked enough to fight in one

It's extremely dangerous you can be killed at the drop of a hat
You literally get cucked by 100 pound asian girls wearing anime outfits.



Lots of tuff guys in here.
post 1686795073 07-19-2023, 09:35 AM
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Imagine having an office job for 20 years, retiring at 38 and collecting a pension for life.

Thats what I did. Never once saw any sort of combat or war or any of that stuff. Was pretty lucky I guess. Well, not really seeing as 99% of the people I worked with never saw any war either.

It was long hours, deployments and tons of bs but not all bad.
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Th US military are the bravest HEROES on planet earth and you better start showing them the respect they EARNED and DESERVE!!! If it wasn’t for the US MILITARY we would all be speaking IRAQI right now.
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The amount of wokeness, diversity, and standards-dropping garbage is going to dilute the military's effectiveness. Already trans soldiers are being given preferential treatment and deployment waivers if they are on hormone treatment (which is forever)
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post 1686797773 07-19-2023, 10:27 AM
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ITT I learn that I was beta. SMH
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It's a really strange phenomenon

Guys that pride themselves on masculine bow down to others orders

I'm around it quite a bit as a tradie

Some of them get so flabbergasted when I don't give a fuk who's talking
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The first things they do in bootcamp is cuck you into being an obedient little servant lol brutal
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NO ONE has done more for the rights of disenfranchised minorities and women than the US MILITARY - NOBODY!!! There was no women’s rights or gay rights in Afghanistan until the military showed up - NONE! These brave heroes sacrificed their lives for gay and women’s rights. The next time you run into a service member you should get on your knees and blow him on the spot
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Blindly following orders, not thinking critically, and having your humanity and identity reduced to a number? Say it ain't so.
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Originally Posted By stayhomeneet⏩
If someone came to my front door and said we are sending you to fight, oh I'd fight alright, I'd fight right here, with them.
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If you think the US is the hero to the world then it’s not cucked


If you think that US military interventions are all profit for corporations driven then it’s the biggest cucked job of all


I think lots of PTSD and **** is because veterans realize they had their friends killed and liked people for no good reason. 90% of Afghanistan has never heard of 9/11 and was just seeing us as invaders. So you’re killing little 14 yr old boys protecting their land from invaders which is really ****ed up.

Other military interventions would not be cucked like killing ISIS etc so those people are badasses. Problem is you don’t have a choice if the war you fight in is justified or not. If you don’t go fight you’ll go to jail
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Just checked my retirement account and as it turns out, your opinion didn’t impact it at all.


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Ironmanlet is right and I am with him....6k a month for the rest of my life. Is it a perfect job? Hell no, but if you put in the time and effort (like most occupations) you can do ok. I can work if I want to, not because I have to. I bet Imanlet can fly for just about any airline now making bank too.
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For those of you hating on the military, what do YOU do for a living?
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