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post 1687942113 08-07-2023, 12:57 PM
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Vasectomy scheduled tomorrow morning

advice?
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post 1687942233 08-07-2023, 12:58 PM
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Just have them castrate you too at this point.
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post 1687942283 08-07-2023, 12:59 PM
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Don't sneeze during the procedure.

Seriously, there's nothing to it. Spend the afternoon with a bag of frozen peas on your nuts.
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post 1687942383 08-07-2023, 01:01 PM
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I need to schedule my appt.

Condom sex and pulling out with your wife who's not on bc because we don't want another kid is getting old.
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post 1687942473 08-07-2023, 01:02 PM
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Ask if they'll give you antianxiety drugs if you think you might need it. I panicked and almost passed out.

Be prepared to possibly coom blood the first time you sex again. If you wear condoms for awhile after like they suggest, it will be painfully obvious. Also it can be painful in general.

srs
post 1687942563 08-07-2023, 01:04 PM
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Pretty simple procedure, but you should get at least a 3 day supply of pain killers. Get ready to lay around for a few days and relax, then after day 3 or 4 you should be good. Just be careful with running or jumping…as in avoid it for about a week. Also, make sure to fluff it a little before you go in, just in case you have a hot assistant(srs, mine was pretty hot).






Oh yeah, and the first couple of times you come after the procedure it’ll feel like sand coming out and there will probably be blood, but that’s normal.











Not srs, feels better than ever and if you see any blood let your doctor know
post 1687942573 08-07-2023, 01:04 PM
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Do you already have kids? If so, then use a bag of peas. If not, please do not castrate yourself boyo.
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