Listen motherfucckers, if you are interested in country music then you need to have the following artists on your playlist. Don’t be a casual fancel and flip on Luke Bryan like many phagggots do. If you like bro country then that’s your perogative, it’s okay to love cock.

But if you want to impress people with your musical prowess of the genre and you don’t have a depth of artists like the below on your playlist you’re doing yourself a disservice. And for the miscers who think they hate country music, you’re listening to the wrong stuff.

Here’s 140 fuking artists to start with:

The Band
Flatland Cavalry
John Baumann
Margo Price
Ryan Bingham
Merle Haggard
David Frizzell
Emmylou Harris
Johnny Cash
Dean Martin
Chris Knight
Terry Allen
Ray Wylie Hubbard
Jerry Lee Lewis
Jerry Jeff Walker
Keith Whitley
Charlie Robison
Townes Van Zandt
Colter Wall
Steve Earle
Roger Creager
Freddy Fender
Bobby Bare
Mel McDaniel
Woody Guthrie
Joe Ely
Guy Clark
John Prine
Robert Earl Keen
Reckless Kelly
Loretta Lynn
Dolly Parton
Conway Twitty
Patsy Cline
Gary Allan
Charley Crockett
Alabama
Alan Jackson
Eddie Rabbitt
The Marshall Tucker Band
Allison Krauss & Union Station
David Allan Coe
Cross Canadian Ragweed
Johnny Horton
John Conlee
Old 97’s
Patty Loveless
Tyler Childers
Tammy Wynette
Lucero
Whiskey Myers
LeAnn Rimes
Dwight Yoakum
Shania Twain
Alan Jackson
George Strait
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Willie Nelson
Waylon Jennings
James McMurtry
Travis Tritt
Lucas Nelson
Sammy Kershaw
Ian Noe
Willie Watson
Shaker Graves
George Jones
Bob Wills
Charlie Pride
Gene Watson
Tanya Tucker
Whitey Morgan & the 78’s
Eddy Arnold
Gary Stewart
Martina McBride
Paul Cauthen
Cal Smith
Johnny Russell
Kitty Wells
Faron Young
Lefty Frizzell
Hank Snow
Skeeter Davis
Sammi Smith
Steve Wariner
Turnpike Troubadors
William Clark Green
Jason Boland
Cody Johnson
Pat Green
Aaron Watson
Travis Meadows
Hank Williams
Hank Williams Jr
Hank Williams III
Jamie O’Neal
Tracy Lawrence
Dierks Bentley
Jamie O’Neal
Josh Turner
Jo Dee Messina
John Anderson
Kevin Fowler
Rick Trevino
Bleu Edmondson
John Moreland
Josh Ward
Joe Nichols
Sasha Dobson
Nicki Lane
The Marcus King Band
Red Shahan
Zach Bryan
Tim McGraw
Marty Robbins
Buck Owens
Pecos & the Rooftops
Jason Isbell
Gary P. Nunn
Giovannie and the Hired Guns
Clint Black
Hayden Redwine
Dolly Shine
Garth Brooks
Kenny Rogers
Randy Travis
Reba McEntire
Vince Gill
Sawyer Brown
Blackberry Smoke
Kris Kristofferson
Johnny Winter
Linda Ronstadt
Moe Bandy
Nanci Griffith
Sturgill Simpson
Pure Prairie League
Ronnie Milsap
Sara Evans
Shooter Jennings

fukn lol at the miscfukn lol at the misc