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08-20-2023, 03:16 AM
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08-20-2023, 04:11 AM
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37 year old born between 1946 and 1964 here….
Can confirm.
Can confirm.
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08-20-2023, 04:42 AM
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It makes me think of deodorant.
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08-20-2023, 04:46 AM
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08-20-2023, 04:49 AM
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In my mind it's an NPC brand.
Fat dudes in my neighbor's wear it all the time, thinking it makes them sporty while they live vicariously through sports they can't play. They also send their kids to school in matching Under Armour clothing and shoes.
Fat dudes in my neighbor's wear it all the time, thinking it makes them sporty while they live vicariously through sports they can't play. They also send their kids to school in matching Under Armour clothing and shoes.
08-20-2023, 04:59 AM
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40 is not a boomer m8
08-20-2023, 05:03 AM
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Doesn't shower with his dad crew
Dat feel when you taste sweat in your mustache crew
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08-20-2023, 05:10 AM
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No but "Under Everyone" is a great brand name for your mom.
08-20-2023, 05:25 AM
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08-20-2023, 05:33 AM
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It's all about brocoli haircuts, joggers and crocs....
08-20-2023, 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
But I kept itshort..Idk if someone whose 5 5 should be making jokes like this boyo
08-20-2023, 05:57 AM
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they like Puma too. Boomers buy the cheapest gym gear they can find.
Boomer Gym Starter Set - gloves, lifting belt, towel, bright white Nike Air Monarchs or Hokas, pen and notebook, cheap generic wired earphones, mismatched dumbbells, dad rock/classic rock music, air drums/air guitar, cliche tattoos, loud open mouth chewing gum, badly home-dyed hair or combover, mustache, cheapest possible workout gear, socks pulled up to knees, quarter reps, roll around on floor, lots of walking around and talking doing nothing, always pissing and shiiting, never wash hands, running around naked in locker room, doing all personal grooming, using handicap spots, constantly using hand blow dryer, stretch bands, arm/knee braces, phone holsters belt clips, decades old AM/FM Walkman or mini iPods, wild crazy distracting movements, slow and always in the way, in personal space/close talking, overconfident constantly staring/sniffing out younger attractive women.
Boomer Gym Starter Set - gloves, lifting belt, towel, bright white Nike Air Monarchs or Hokas, pen and notebook, cheap generic wired earphones, mismatched dumbbells, dad rock/classic rock music, air drums/air guitar, cliche tattoos, loud open mouth chewing gum, badly home-dyed hair or combover, mustache, cheapest possible workout gear, socks pulled up to knees, quarter reps, roll around on floor, lots of walking around and talking doing nothing, always pissing and shiiting, never wash hands, running around naked in locker room, doing all personal grooming, using handicap spots, constantly using hand blow dryer, stretch bands, arm/knee braces, phone holsters belt clips, decades old AM/FM Walkman or mini iPods, wild crazy distracting movements, slow and always in the way, in personal space/close talking, overconfident constantly staring/sniffing out younger attractive women.
08-20-2023, 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Nearl668⏩
I'd say that yeah - it's not for older dudes!!Just found out about this brand and all I see are 40 old boomers who drives utes wear them.
08-20-2023, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted By gordonxxx⏩
it’s called style ****getthey like puma too. Boomers buy the cheapest gym gear they can find.
Boomer gym starter set - gloves, lifting belt, towel, bright white nike air monarchs or hokas, pen and notebook, cheap generic wired earphones, mismatched dumbbells, dad rock/classic rock music, air drums/air guitar, cliche tattoos, loud open mouth chewing gum, badly home-dyed hair or combover, mustache, cheapest possible workout gear, socks pulled up to knees, quarter reps, roll around on floor, lots of walking around and talking doing nothing, always pissing and shiiting, never wash hands, running around naked in locker room, doing all personal grooming, using handicap spots, constantly using hand blow dryer, stretch bands, arm/knee braces, phone holsters belt clips, decades old am/fm walkman or mini ipods, wild crazy distracting movements, slow and always in the way, in personal space/close talking, overconfident constantly staring/sniffing out younger attractive women.
Boomer gym starter set - gloves, lifting belt, towel, bright white nike air monarchs or hokas, pen and notebook, cheap generic wired earphones, mismatched dumbbells, dad rock/classic rock music, air drums/air guitar, cliche tattoos, loud open mouth chewing gum, badly home-dyed hair or combover, mustache, cheapest possible workout gear, socks pulled up to knees, quarter reps, roll around on floor, lots of walking around and talking doing nothing, always pissing and shiiting, never wash hands, running around naked in locker room, doing all personal grooming, using handicap spots, constantly using hand blow dryer, stretch bands, arm/knee braces, phone holsters belt clips, decades old am/fm walkman or mini ipods, wild crazy distracting movements, slow and always in the way, in personal space/close talking, overconfident constantly staring/sniffing out younger attractive women.
08-20-2023, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted By wasp9166⏩
I have two Under Armour shirts that I have had for 10 years that I still use because they fit good and haven’t fallen apart.Garbage that falls apart
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08-20-2023, 08:47 AM
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08-20-2023, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
Takes photo of cheap chit from a cheap chit gymBoomers like the cheapest shiit they can find -

Doesn't shower with his dad crew
Dat feel when you taste sweat in your mustache crew
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08-20-2023, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
Let me get this straight, you workout at PF, and you're calling others cheap?Boomers like the cheapest shiit they can find -


08-20-2023, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Dave22reborn⏩
Gordon BTFO lol, planet fitness is $10/month..Let me get this straight, you workout at PF, and you're calling others cheap?
08-20-2023, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted By KurtMussell⏩
Yo dawg I heard you like being cheap so we put you in a cheap gym so you can take pics of being cheap while you be cheapTakes photo of cheap chit from a cheap chit gym


08-20-2023, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted By KurtMussell⏩
Takes photo of cheap chit from a cheap chit gym
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn⏩
Let me get this straight, you workout at PF, and you're calling others cheap?
Originally Posted By Crazy_Desi⏩
Gordon BTFO lol, planet fitness is $10/month..
Originally Posted By Crazy_Desi⏩
i go to PF because unlike most gyms - it's close, not crowded, clean, and the dumbbells are always racked correctly you dumb f**ks.Yo dawg I heard you like being cheap so we put you in a cheap gym so you can take pics of being cheap while you be cheap
08-20-2023, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
Okay? No barbells, dumbells only go up to 70lbs, leg press is altered to where it only goes up to 360lbs, talk about hardcore!!!i go to PF because unlike most gyms - it's close, not crowded, clean, and the dumbbells are always racked correctly you dumb f**ks.
Get your test levels checked? They have to be in the 200s......
08-20-2023, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Issobolic28⏩
Best Sig in the MiscBut I kept itshort..
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08-20-2023, 11:18 AM
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08-20-2023, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Dave22reborn⏩
let's see your current physique.Okay? No barbells, dumbells only go up to 70lbs, leg press is altered to where it only goes up to 360lbs, talk about hardcore!!!
Get your test levels checked? They have to be in the 200s......
Get your test levels checked? They have to be in the 200s......
08-20-2023, 12:26 PM
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personally I love the polo shirts.
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08-20-2023, 12:31 PM
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I have a fuk ton of UA chit that I bought over the past few years because it was on sale and I could add a 40% discount. It was mostly shirts and shorts but also some pants and a few coats and jackets. I also got some bad ass tactical boots for super cheap that I use in the winter
I guess I'm full on boomer status now.
I guess I'm full on boomer status now.
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08-20-2023, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
He madi go to PF because unlike most gyms - it's close, not crowded, clean, and the dumbbells are always racked correctly you dumb f**ks.
08-20-2023, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
Whats wrong with hokas? Clifton crew.they like Puma too. Boomers buy the cheapest gym gear they can find.
Boomer Gym Starter Set - gloves, lifting belt, towel, bright white Nike Air Monarchs or Hokas, pen and notebook, cheap generic wired earphones, mismatched dumbbells, dad rock/classic rock music, air drums/air guitar, cliche tattoos, loud open mouth chewing gum, badly home-dyed hair or combover, mustache, cheapest possible workout gear, socks pulled up to knees, quarter reps, roll around on floor, lots of walking around and talking doing nothing, always pissing and shiiting, never wash hands, running around naked in locker room, doing all personal grooming, using handicap spots, constantly using hand blow dryer, stretch bands, arm/knee braces, phone holsters belt clips, decades old AM/FM Walkman or mini iPods, wild crazy distracting movements, slow and always in the way, in personal space/close talking, overconfident constantly staring/sniffing out younger attractive women.
Boomer Gym Starter Set - gloves, lifting belt, towel, bright white Nike Air Monarchs or Hokas, pen and notebook, cheap generic wired earphones, mismatched dumbbells, dad rock/classic rock music, air drums/air guitar, cliche tattoos, loud open mouth chewing gum, badly home-dyed hair or combover, mustache, cheapest possible workout gear, socks pulled up to knees, quarter reps, roll around on floor, lots of walking around and talking doing nothing, always pissing and shiiting, never wash hands, running around naked in locker room, doing all personal grooming, using handicap spots, constantly using hand blow dryer, stretch bands, arm/knee braces, phone holsters belt clips, decades old AM/FM Walkman or mini iPods, wild crazy distracting movements, slow and always in the way, in personal space/close talking, overconfident constantly staring/sniffing out younger attractive women.
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