Misc, help. I can’t stop using cel at the end of words irl

08-27-2023, 05:52 PM

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Misc, help. I can’t stop using cel at the end of words irl

When someone asks me what I do for work, I instinctively say ‘I’m an ITcel’, and they just Bert stare me.

When another person asked me what phone I use, I blurt out without even thinking twice ‘I’m an iPhonecel’.

How do I fix this?

иди нахуи пидар

08-27-2023, 05:54 PM

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LOL! Misc lingo has slipped into my IRL vocab occasionally.

One time I said 'no homo' at work in front of one of the gay guys.

08-27-2023, 05:58 PM

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At work some ppl were talking about the drinks they like, and they asked me and I’d said “I ain’t on that degencelmax time boyos” but they were all women that were having the conversation, and they looked at me like I was an alien.

This is 100% true and I am not embellishing btw.

I walked in the other day and someone said good morning, I responded “just another day as a wagie, time to rope” and HR got involved and referred me to a mental health clinic.

08-27-2023, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted By Ausaric⏩

I walked in the other day and someone said good morning, I responded “just another day as a wagie, time to rope” and HR got involved and referred me to a mental health clinic.

lmao I was like lmao. Dead laughing for real... please be true

"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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08-27-2023, 06:04 PM

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U dont

tempted to use more misc lingo IRL myself

Originally Posted By Ausaric⏩

At work some ppl were talking about the drinks they like, and they asked me and I’d said “I ain’t on that degencelmax time boyos” but they were all women that were having the conversation, and they looked at me like I was an alien.

This is 100% true and I am not embellishing btw.

I walked in the other day and someone said good morning, I responded “just another day as a wagie, time to rope” and HR got involved and referred me to a mental health clinic.

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08-27-2023, 06:04 PM

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I demonstrated my singing voice during lunch one day at work, I sang the “JG Wentworth” jingle which I am a pro at.

Someone complimented my singing voice to which I replied “Hugh Myron?”

I left my coffee mug in the sink at work and someone said something so I replied “U mad? Come at me bro. Come at me bro.” Again it was a woman that I said this to, and I had to explain to HR that this was a meme.