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post 1689243833 08-30-2023, 07:26 PM
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Fuark brahs just did some DIY surgery at home (srs)

Had a pretty bad boil/carbuncle that had been there for over a month now and it was starting to hurt and didn't seem to want to go away on its own.

- Located on my thick and solid upper arm just below the shoulder, on the outside.
- Decided with my girl to decide to squeeze it out, didn't work.
- Made a small hole with a needle and repeated it, didn't work.
- Search online. Read that I did dun goofed and those are two of the worst things you can do in this case.
- Decided that I had to fix this fukup, could either go to the doctor or do it myself.
- Got out a fresh super sharp razorblade.
- Made a cut of about a quarter of an inch right at the tip of the boil.
- My girl decided to squeeze it out, wasn't going to well.
- Try 2, squeeze ever harder. BOOM, the ph4ggy thing exploded open right into her face. Bunch of white stuff mixed with blood splatters all over from her chin up to her forehead.
- Blood pouring out of the small hole, pouring all the way down my arm, hand and some getting on my stomach.
- Clean the small incision with alcohol and patch it up with a bandaid.

- PROFIT???

Respect srs tag.
post 1689243883 08-30-2023, 07:27 PM
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That pressure relief
post 1689243973 08-30-2023, 07:29 PM
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I've done minor self surgery for ingrown toenails many times. I was doing that in the bathroom as a teenager. My mother never knew.
post 1689244123 08-30-2023, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted By redwine91⏩
That pressure relief
Fuark it was insane brah. Literally slept bad all night because it was uncomfortable lying on that one side.
post 1689244213 08-30-2023, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
Had a pretty bad boil/carbuncle that had been there for over a month now and it was starting to hurt and didn't seem to want to go away on its own.

- My girl decided to squeeze it out, wasn't going to well.
- Try 2, squeeze ever harder. BOOM, the ph4ggy thing exploded open right into her face. Bunch of white stuff mixed with blood splatters all over from her chin up to her forehead.
was dominance established?



srs tho did you try keeping a warm washcloth on it a few times a day? I did that and it does take awhile but it does go away eventually. Although my boil was pretty small
post 1689244403 08-30-2023, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
was dominance established?



srs tho did you try keeping a warm washcloth on it a few times a day? I did that and it does take awhile but it does go away eventually. Although my boil was pretty small
Nah I only read about that after fukkin around with the needle and realizing I did dun goofed at that point. I didn't wanna take any half assed slow measures after potentially having fukked up. Will definitely take it into consideration if it happens again in the future.
post 1689272603 08-31-2023, 10:22 AM
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Just cleaned/disinfected it and put on a new bandaid. Still some white stuff was coming out fuark. Hope I didn't dun goofed brahs.
post 1689272713 08-31-2023, 10:24 AM
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Pics?
post 1689273343 08-31-2023, 10:33 AM
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Sprinkle some cayenne on it to stop the bleeding. Ded fkn srs
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post 1689273653 08-31-2023, 10:39 AM
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Imagine using alcohol over hydrogen peroxide.
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post 1689273823 08-31-2023, 10:42 AM
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But why? Isn't health all but free in your country?
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post 1689273943 08-31-2023, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
Imagine using alcohol over hydrogen peroxide.
I think that's what my girl bought last night to use today srs.
Originally Posted By Chowboy⏩
But why? Isn't health all but free in your country?
No idea where my nearest doctor is located and too much of a time investment to figure it out.
post 1689274073 08-31-2023, 10:46 AM
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I had one of those one time, on my phucking penor (srs).

Fell off my bike and basically ended up impaling my crotch on the frame. Somehow that formed a boil, right on my dikk shaft.

It kept growing for about a week until it was legit painful. But no way I was going to a doctor and whipping out for him. So I literally stabbed it with a Pilot pen, once it started growing really firm (boil not dikk). It juiced a bit, stabbed it some more, and it just asploded with blood and pus. The pressure relief felt like drugs.

Sanitized it with alcohol and watched it closely for the next few days, it never came back.
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post 1689274163 08-31-2023, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
I think that's what my girl bought last night to use today srs.




No idea where my nearest doctor is located and too much of a time investment to figure it out.
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post 1689274643 08-31-2023, 10:55 AM
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no soldering iron no care
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post 1689274953 08-31-2023, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted By FA*******⏩
I had one of those one time, on my phucking penor (srs).

Fell off my bike and basically ended up impaling my crotch on the frame. Somehow that formed a boil, right on my dikk shaft.

It kept growing for about a week until it was legit painful. But no way I was going to a doctor and whipping out for him. So I literally stabbed it with a Pilot pen, once it started growing really firm (boil not dikk). It juiced a bit, stabbed it some more, and it just asploded with blood and pus. The pressure relief felt like drugs.

Sanitized it with alcohol and watched it closely for the next few days, it never came back.
Fuark sounds brutal to get one on your dink.
Originally Posted By TokenV⏩
no soldering iron no care
Is that the boomer grandma secret cure?
post 1689275003 08-31-2023, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
Fuark sounds brutal to get one on your dink.



Is that the boomer grandma secret cure?
What if your boil butter gives your gf melanoma
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post 1689275413 08-31-2023, 11:09 AM
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Part 2 of the story:


OP has GF amputate arm due to rampant gangrene infection. Insists she use a blow torch to cauterized wound.



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post 1689275643 08-31-2023, 11:14 AM
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post 1689275723 08-31-2023, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
Is that the boomer grandma secret cure?
lol was a reference to a brah that did some home surgery on his dink (pearly penile papules) with a soldering iron and posted pics here

srs
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post 1689275873 08-31-2023, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
What if your boil butter gives your gf melanoma
Can't worry about something you've never heard of. She did get some shot in her eye though so she's probably fooked in some way.
Originally Posted By TokenV⏩
lol was a reference to a brah that did some home surgery on his dink (pearly penile papules) with a soldering iron and posted pics here

srs
Lmao fuk I remember that thread actually. I remember being insecure about that when I was 14.
post 1689276023 08-31-2023, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted By Chowboy⏩
But why? Isn't health all but free in your country?
free health care doesnt exist
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post 1689276303 08-31-2023, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
Can't worry about something you've never heard of. She did get some shot in her eye though so she's probably fooked in some way.



Lmao fuk I remember that thread actually. I remember being insecure about that when I was 14.
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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
Stay based my stroopwaffel.
Do I need to keep correcting you on the spelling of stroopwafel or would you prefer to get negged straight away?
Originally Posted By FoulSmell⏩
Pics
Would be too late now all you'll see is a small cut, maybe with a little bit of pus coming out of it still.
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
Do I need to keep correcting you on the spelling of stroopwafel or would you prefer to get negged straight away?
Your negs are what keep me going

Max about to get 10 wins straight and smash the record. Excited af.
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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
Your negs are what keep me going

Max about to get 10 wins straight and smash the record. Excited af.
What do you think about him being a cuck though and having Dani Kvyat's kid roam around his apartment though?
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I used to love those vids of dudes gettin boils lanced.
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
What do you think about him being a cuck though and having Dani Kvyat's kid roam around his apartment though?
He's sort of rotmaxxing with relationships. Just bangs whoever is close to him and simraces all day while dominating F1.

Low key alpha.
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