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post 1689519293 09-04-2023, 02:22 PM
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Ask a Drunk Anything

finally gonna be honest with the misc
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post 1689519413 09-04-2023, 02:25 PM
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how many days was your longest bender?

im talking wake up and start drinking all day long until pass out and repeat
post 1689519423 09-04-2023, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
we get variations of this thread like every other day breh, dont think there's much left to ask
brutal if true

shirley u have some sort of inquiry
Originally Posted By BadDayToday⏩
how many days was your longest bender?

im talking wake up and start drinking all day long until pass out and repeat
strong username to current experience correlation

about a week is the answer
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post 1689519433 09-04-2023, 02:25 PM
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based, how is your body holding up from all of the booze?
post 1689519473 09-04-2023, 02:25 PM
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How drunk are you right now?

Do people occasionally see you drunk outside during the day and pull their children away?
post 1689519553 09-04-2023, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted By BigGuyTruth⏩
based, how is your body holding up from all of the booze?
still kinda lean somehow dafuq
Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
How drunk are you right now?

Do people occasionally see you drunk outside during the day and pull their children away?
woke up to .18 so prolly .2smth rite now srs
Originally Posted By havoc00⏩
I took this quiz and it said i wasnt a drunk

https://www.recoverydirect.co.za/are-you-an-alcoholic/
kinda sus tbh
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post 1689519583 09-04-2023, 02:26 PM
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Why do you drink?
post 1689519633 09-04-2023, 02:27 PM
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How much do you drink that it reaches the point it becomes a problem? I can easily go weeks drinking daily but I'll start late afternoon or early evening, down maybe 1-2 six packs of beer and go to bed at midnight. No problems at all. What makes you go completely off the rails?
post 1689519753 09-04-2023, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By stevemckenna⏩
Why do you drink?
to cope with modernity and extreme boredom srs
Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
How much do you drink that it reaches the point it becomes a problem? I can easily go weeks drinking daily but I'll start late afternoon or early evening, down maybe 1-2 six packs of beer and go to bed at midnight. No problems at all. What makes you go completely off the rails?
my prob is that i mitigate hangovers with lowkey sipping and then enter a spiral frk

my gal is so fkn mad at me rn lmao
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post 1689519783 09-04-2023, 02:30 PM
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are you listenting to smash mouth?
post 1689519803 09-04-2023, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
about a week is the answer
did you just stop drinking? how was the withdrawl?
post 1689519843 09-04-2023, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted By havoc00⏩
are you listenting to smash mouth?
i will be in a sec stand by
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post 1689519863 09-04-2023, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
to cope with modernity and extreme boredom srs



my prob is that i mitigate hangovers with lowkey sipping and then enter a spiral frk

my gal is so fkn mad at me rn lmao
Spiraling means drinking all day and heavy liquor or what?
post 1689519933 09-04-2023, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted By BadDayToday⏩
did you just stop drinking? how was the withdrawl?
historically, i have punished myself with withdrawal by attempting to accelerate the process faster than a subtle decrease

the smart way to stop drinking is to do a wee bit less than yesterday until you're not drinking at all

that's what i'm doing right now

the best field sobriety test is number of hard Rs per day srs
Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
Spiraling means drinking all day and heavy liquor or what?
no liquor

legit drinking Coors Light lel
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post 1689519953 09-04-2023, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
historically, i have punished myself with withdrawal by attempting to accelerate the process faster than a subtle decrease

the smart way to stop drinking is to do a wee bit less than yesterday until you're not drinking at all

that's what i'm doing right now

the best field sobriety test is number of hard Rs per day srs



no liquor

legit drinking Coors Light lel
I always go cold turkey when I decide to take a break for a few weeks.
post 1689519973 09-04-2023, 02:33 PM
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You should make a video of your current state and post to this thread. I want to see your current live stream of consciousness
post 1689520033 09-04-2023, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
I always go cold turkey when I decide to take a break for a few weeks.
not gonna do that for a whole host of reasons

since i am a fortunate son, i'm gonna just take my time
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post 1689520103 09-04-2023, 02:35 PM
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Do you have a job?
post 1689520163 09-04-2023, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
the smart way to stop drinking is to do a wee bit less than yesterday until you're not drinking at all

that's what i'm doing right now
Are you being honest with yourself? Not that long ago you were sober, weren't you?

So your recent binge can only be viewed as an increase. You can always go on a binge and justify by saying you're going to decrease a bit every day following your binge.
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post 1689520183 09-04-2023, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted By koreannoodles77⏩
Do you have a job?
no need to work srs
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post 1689520203 09-04-2023, 02:37 PM
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What's your favorite cocktail and highball?
Favorite and least favorite liquor and brand?
Were your parents alcoholics?
Do they know you're an alcoholic?
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post 1689520233 09-04-2023, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
no need to work srs
why? how?
post 1689520303 09-04-2023, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted By DrewDarden⏩
Are you being honest with yourself? Not that long ago you were sober, weren't you?

So your recent binge can only be viewed as an increase. You can always go on a binge and justify by saying you're going to decrease a bit every day following your binge.
i know in general i shouldn't drink at all because i inev end up here

however, i end up in a specific chemical predicament regarding the exit that is, shall we say, unpleasant
Originally Posted By koreannoodles77⏩
Do you have a job?
no need to work srs
Originally Posted By GoobyPls⏩
why? how?
paid off house etc
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post 1689520333 09-04-2023, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
i know in general i shouldn't drink at all because i inev end up here

however, i end up in a specific chemical predicament regarding the exit that is, shall we say, unpleasant



no need to work srs



paid off house etc
what about other expenses and retirement? booze aint cheep too
post 1689520433 09-04-2023, 02:42 PM
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post 1689520473 09-04-2023, 02:42 PM
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When is the last time you woke up not feeling like ass?


Does alcoholism run in your family?

Not judging I drink most days too, just week/workdays it’s like a couple tall boys not complete potato mode which seems to be your jam
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Originally Posted By Kiefer
What's your favorite cocktail and highball
Favorite and least favorite liquor and brand?
all these liquor questions are making me question whether i'm rly a drunk wtf. light beer crew
Were your parents alcoholics?
Do they know you're an alcoholic?
parents are teetotalers but they know i'm a sipmaxxer
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
paid off house etc
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