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post 1689552503 09-05-2023, 07:08 AM
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Man Vs Chimp - Latest UFC hot prospect Bo Nickal is a confirmed Miscer

UFC fighter Bo Nickal, like many miscers before him, believes he could WRECK a chimp.



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post 1689553493 09-05-2023, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
"Chimp is 2-3 times stronger than the average person."

So basically, Bo is right. I'm 2-3 times stronger than the average person and I'm nothing special.
Das it mane.

All these miscers out here cucking themselves saying a chimp would wreck them etc. A chimp weighs like 50kg. I'm twice the weight and my grappling credentials far out weigh anything that little hairy kunt could ever dream of achieving. I'd take that suckers back and it would be good night sweet chimpcel.
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Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
Das it mane.

All these miscers out here cucking themselves saying a chimp would wreck them etc. A chimp weighs like 50kg. I'm twice the weight and my grappling credentials far out weigh anything that little hairy kunt could ever dream of achieving. I'd take that suckers back and it would be good night sweet chimpcel.
the hairy kunt will go straight to biting your face and ripping off your balls tho

human upbringing generally doesnt prepare us to go there
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Originally Posted By Sergis⏩
the hairy kunt will go straight to biting your face and ripping off your balls tho

human upbringing generally doesnt prepare us to go there
I'll wrap that little sucker up like a white belt on his first day in the gym.

"a new study points out that chimpanzees are “only” 1.35 times stronger than humans, a “modest” difference, according to a study led by Matthew O’Neill of the University of Arizona."

1.35 times stronger than the average human male? The average human male can hardly bench 60kg. I'm pumping Test E 600mg per week. My grappling skills will be far superior. Also its a fuking monkey with 3 IQ.

Its over for that chimp before it even started.
post 1689554613 09-05-2023, 08:01 AM
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Chimp wank is out of control. Bo nickal low difficulty
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he cant put it in a guillotine, the mechanics are different, it will rip his face off.

most highly trained women couldnt beat an unskilled man due to strength differences. same goes for man vs chimp and the chimp is not only stronger, its more compact and has 4 gripping hands and massive canines
post 1689555203 09-05-2023, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Sergis⏩
the hairy kunt will go straight to biting your face and ripping off your balls tho

human upbringing generally doesnt prepare us to go there
This. There is a big difference between training for fighting with rules and genetically inbred savagery for survival.
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if you're a man and you lift and the chimp doesnt sneak attack your balls, you can beat it up

all these soy boys online have been exaggerating chimp str for years

mma bros can really fukk up a chimp with a head kick
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A chimp is 3 times stronger than a human but is also much faster, more agile, better reflexes, has better endurance, and can fight through pain better.
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Originally Posted By SmithMachineGuy⏩
A chimp is 3 times stronger than a human but is also much faster, more agile, better reflexes, has better endurance, and can fight through pain better.
See below. 1.35 times. It might be 3 times stronger than you brah but I'm wrecking that little hairy fgt srs.
Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
I'll wrap that little sucker up like a white belt on his first day in the gym.

"a new study points out that chimpanzees are “only” 1.35 times stronger than humans, a “modest” difference, according to a study led by Matthew O’Neill of the University of Arizona."

1.35 times stronger than the average human male? The average human male can hardly bench 60kg. I'm pumping Test E 600mg per week. My grappling skills will be far superior. Also its a fuking monkey with 3 IQ.

Its over for that chimp before it even started.
Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
he cant put it in a guillotine, the mechanics are different, it will rip his face off.

most highly trained women couldnt beat an unskilled mandue to strength differences. same goes for man vs chimp and the chimp is not only stronger, its more compact and has 4 gripping hands and massive canines
Again see above. If a chimp is 1.35 stronger than the average human male then I'm easily stronger than a chimp. I'll wreck it np.
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Lol not this again. And this time the thread is full of retards. Apes muscle and bone density is like comparing human bone to iron and a babies muscles to Ronnie Coleman’s.

Don’t look up victims of Chimp attacks, chits like an acid or burn victim. There’s a reason at the zoo they are most secured off animals even more so than big cats etc.
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Originally Posted By userO1ROTHKVUIA⏩
Lol not this again. And this time the thread is full of retards. Apes muscle and bone density is like comparing human bone to iron and a babies muscles to Ronnie Coleman’s.

Don’t look up victims of Chimp attacks, chits like an acid or burn victim. There’s a reason at the zoo they are most secured off animals even more so than big cats etc.
Why do you insist on exaggerating the strength chimps? Same with some other miscer above you saying they are 3 times stronger than a human lol pls.

"a new study points out that chimpanzees are “only” 1.35 times stronger than humans, a “modest” difference, according to a study led by Matthew O’Neill of the University of Arizona."

1.35 times stronger than the average human. The average miscer that lifts isatleasttwice the weight of a chimp, jacked up on at least a mid range dose of test, if not tren and other gear. We're not average humans. We're bigger, stronger and smarter than these dumb little fgts.
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bo nickal is one of the best wrestlers of all time and he beat many russian/iranian legends. so I guess he's right
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He probably could wreck a chimp if it didn't fight dirty and bite his face off

He'd have to train specifically for the face-biting and testicle ripping before the fight
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Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
I'll wrap that little sucker up like a white belt on his first day in the gym.

"a new study points out that chimpanzees are “only” 1.35 times stronger than humans, a “modest” difference, according to a study led by Matthew O’Neill of the University of Arizona."

1.35 times stronger than the average human male? The average human male can hardly bench 60kg. I'm pumping Test E 600mg per week. My grappling skills will be far superior. Also its a fuking monkey with 3 IQ.

Its over for that chimp before it even started.
Chimps have a bite force of 1300 psi. For perspective, humans come in at 160 psi and pitbulls 330 psi.

Arguably the worst thing you could do is try to wrestle them. You need to keep your distance. They're not going to leave teeth marks. They're going to break your bones, crack your forearm like a stick which will break at about 100 psi.

Brb let me feed it my forearm trying to choke it out. Humans simply aren't prepared for the savagery of a chimp. Rolling on a mat in an air conditioned gym isn't going to make you ready for an animal the fights to the death in sweltering heat.
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Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
Why do you insist on exaggerating the strength chimps? Same with some other miscer above you saying they are 3 times stronger than a human lol pls.

"a new study points out that chimpanzees are “only” 1.35 times stronger than humans, a “modest” difference, according to a study led by Matthew O’Neill of the University of Arizona."

1.35 times stronger than the average human. The average miscer that lifts isatleasttwice the weight of a chimp, jacked up on at least a mid range dose of test, if not tren and other gear. We're not average humans. We're bigger, stronger and smarter than these dumb little fgts.
okay, so 35% stronger even. For comparison those same studies say men are only on average 40% stronger than women and yet even a smaller guy can wreck a bigger girl.

Win or lose i personally wouldn't want to even attempt to fight something with that disparity and the fact that animals in general will bite, grab, tear, whatever they get ahold of and humans have quite a few sensitive spots like our eyes, mouth, ears, crotch, etc.
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Would a chimp still win if you put air Jordan's on its feet and a muzzle on its mouth so it can't bite the mma fighter or use its feet to grab?

Personally i got the mma fighter in this case.
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Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
I'll wrap that little sucker up like a white belt on his first day in the gym.

"a new study points out that chimpanzees are “only” 1.35 times stronger than humans, a “modest” difference, according to a study led by Matthew O’Neill of the University of Arizona."

1.35 times stronger than the average human male? The average human male can hardly bench 60kg. I'm pumping Test E 600mg per week. My grappling skills will be far superior. Also its a fuking monkey with 3 IQ.

Its over for that chimp before it even started.
If you met a man 35% stronger than you it would be game over in a few seconds.
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Chimps don't fight, they maul.

ETA: first result on Google for "chimp attack aftermath" is from a 50-some yo woman who had her HANDS ripped off by a chimpanzee. How the fukk is an RNC going to work against a chimp strong enough to do that.
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Can “Low Blow” Bo just shut the **** up and prove it already? Oh wait, he isn’t going to cause he’s a p****.
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Can we please start lining up these chimp v human rights?
We need to weed out the dummies in our gene pool.
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Bo Nickal would get dismembered and I'd watch
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ITT miscers think strength means they're competing in a bench press contest.
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Originally Posted By CeBKa⏩
bo nickal is one of the best wrestlers of all time and he beat many russian/iranian legends. so I guess he's right
Tell me you don’t know wrestling without telling me you don’t know wrestling

Bo is one of the bestAmericancollegiate wrestlers of all time

After Penn State he tried out for world and Olympic teams and lost to J’Den Cox and David Taylor. He wasn’t good enough to even represent the US.

He did win a U23 Golds but that’s not considered the upper echelon of wrestling as its age restricted and he basically only beat the other countries wrestlers that couldn’t make their Olympic teams either.

He DID NOT beat any “legends” on the international stage.
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Originally Posted By *******⏩
you first you stupid motherfuker.

I always lol at people that "want to get rid of the dummies" they are universally the stupidest people i have ever met.

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fukin

srs
Perfect example of someone who should be fighting a chimp right here.
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Originally Posted By Contribution05⏩
okay, so 35% stronger even. For comparison those same studies say men are only on average 40% stronger than women and yet even a smaller guy can wreck a bigger girl.

Win or lose i personally wouldn't want to even attempt to fight something with that disparity and the fact that animals in general will bite, grab, tear, whatever they get ahold of and humans have quite a few sensitive spots like our eyes, mouth, ears, crotch, etc.
If a chimp is only 35% stronger than the average male then I’m easily 35% stronger than a chimp.

Im telling you right now. That MFer is going to sleep.

Now imagine if it was MMA rules and he wasn’t allowed to bite my dink off. It would be like beating up a child
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