I just got back from checking out burning man, in an official capacity, what a chit show that place is.

I work for the department of interior, we do the environmental analysis and the permitting for the festival, so I have a free pass to go anywhere and everywhere anytime I want under the guise I’m making sure they are complying with our approval.

That place is a serious fukfest. There is the rich area which is full of the craziest stuff you’ll ever see, nonstop drugs and orgies. Then there is the normie naked area, less attractive women and lessor accommodations.

There’s the family friendly area which mainly consists of a bunch of wacko parents who want to forcibly transition their children.

Overall that festival is a 10/10 on the fooked up chit scale

Anyone else been?

Did you partake in rich area drug orgies?

I was in the rich/orgy/drug area...shoulda came in and said 'hi' bro

How about the communal showers?

Any pics of the rich people drug orgy areas?

Aging hippies are groce srs

Can't stand druggies and alcoholics. Orgies aren't my thing, either. I fantasize about having my own harem some day, not being around sleazy and greasy people at some silly festival, srs. Want nothing to do with those weirdoes unless it benefits me somehow or the ups overrule the downs, which is pretty unlikely.

crew. i thought that was your anus

I thought they didn’t take showers

You catch that ebola or what

I'm sure some don't, but they have a trailer with a bunch of shower heads and you just walk up and shower.

Last year I moved like 6 rv trailers to a storage by where the event is near by

Idk why anyone would want to be in that dusty azz sand srs

Some girl from my highschool goes every year and shares it all on fb

Looks like it stinks there


But honestly looks like it would be fun

boomer detected

No talk about the rain and being stuck in the mud for 3 days?

Most swinger groups are composed of boomers, so not sure what you're getting at here.

Altmaxxers, WWTL?

What is it exactly? Just an event where why pepo go do a bunch of drugs and bang?

Never been, but I thought it was hilarious that they got fukked up by the weather and also protestors ruined some of their fun. No respect for hippies whatsoever and that's what they all are, dirty ass filthy hedonists. Hippie scum.

Are there at least decent bands that play there? I went to Bonaroo one year and it was a lot of fun, awesome music performances.