Lets be real here, fellas. Anytime a man touches you, and you experience a sense of physical pleasure, you're engaging in an act of homosexuality. That's it. I don't know how anyone can disagree with that. Massage, shave, handjob, butt-fingering...its all in the same category. Gay stuff. Just varying degrees of homoerotic foreplay. One minute you're getting your ass rubbed, next minute...BAM!...hearty load up the bung. Slippery slope, boys. It really is.

Listen fellas, just fuk your own ass. "Oh its so smooth! Rub a thumb down that cheek!" Yeah right. Get real. You'll be stubbly in an hour anyway. Just as stubbly as you would've been had you just shaven with a cheap Bic. So what even is the point? Guys go for the experience though, right? The experience of having another man rub & massage their stupid gay ass with those strong, masculine hands. And I know some of you boys here have gone to get shaven and popped a chub under that smock. We'll just pretend like that doesn't happen though, huh? Crazy that dudes flex on it like its a status thing. Trying to prove they're some kind of big wig or something. Truth is, its just another gay thing. Another gay thing for the gayboys to do. Go shave each other's scrotums in the local bathhouse gayboys. I want no part of it.
Smooth Anus Crew

Weird way of coming out op.

So if I'm the one doing the assfuking I'm safe, rite? Asking for a friendo who has a few femboyos lined up.

lmao based