So as part of a work “social” function I was forced by my boss to attend a comedy night in a nearby bar with some colleagues. Was another night where it simply just reaffirmed black pill mechanics to someone already heavily black pilled and completely aware of my position in society as an ugly deathnic incel.

Anyways there were two stand up events we attended, each going for an hour and featured many different comedians. Due to the fact we were late, we were forced to sit in empty seats and unfortunately I had to sit in the front row FFS. Normally I would choose to be in the back row hidden away but I knew this was going to end badly. To summarise about three comedians made fun of me for being currycel and I had to fake laugh along to look cool. One comedian asked me if an escort ever turned me down for being Indian, and another seriously asked me to rate myself out of ten (he was talking about how people who sit in the front row were usually overly confident etc) and being blackpilled I said “three” to which he asked the crowd if they agreed, and nobody opposed “hahahaha mate that was one thing you were hoping to have the crowd not agree with you on yeah haha”. This kind of hurt as I was being singled out for being ugly and nobody even tried to fake help. What hurt is that this jewishy girl I was staring at and fantacising about marrying kept laughing when they made fun of me. Took some ninja pics of the girl.






In the second event we were early so I sat in the middle



Was just lots of Chads with woman (I couldn’t see a single sub 7 guy who didn’t have a date with a female human). There was one girl who came late and chose to ignore the three empty seats next to me but took the long way through a tight crowd saying "excuse me, sorry, coming through, sorry" etc to sit in the one empty chair between two Chads.

what bunch of fuking douches went to one too and the guys roasted themselves instead of the crowd, roasting ppl for laughs require no talent

LMAOOO

Threads like this is why I misc

That’s life son as a currycel or ethnic

If you’re Indian then people would rather stand than sit next to you.

Mirin new avi as well, what’s your friends misc name?

I remember why I don’t go out as much - I know I’m incel but no need to throw it in my face and remind me wtf man

Lmfaoooo

Kept reading waiting for the bit that was like the scene from the nutty professor with Dave chappelle

Edit:

Should've lit a match and torched the place

What probably happened is they thought you were basically begging to be roasted since you were in the front row. The first comedian to do it got laughs, and you probably had a good poker face on seeming like you were into it, the other comedians took note accordingly. Audience response to some of their other material was probably failing so they went for what was working historically, or they didn't realize they still had a lot of time left after they got through their stuff.

excuse me, sorry, coming through, sorry

Any man who is forced to go do anything with coworkers that isn't OT paid is no man at all.

It was a team building exercise

Cope

how long ago did the person in the first two pics transition?

over for dethnics

we should all go ER

Fcking strong thread OP, repped

Brutal

Should have rekt the koont

LMAO absolutely brutal

You should have taken the mic and given the audience a little hiroshima nagasaki black pill

She was a bit far so I had to use zoom and do it subtlety which is quite hard but dude irl she was beautiful asf - as if she was from some rich intellectual family oriented background - was dressed so classy easy wife material

i stopped showing up for most team building exercises even during work hrs srs

Isn't the comedian an indian himself?

Team building exercise.

Grab people who don't even want to see each other outside of work, go to a place where you sit and watch something and don't talk to each other.

Typical workplace BS.

It could have been worse, the comics could have been female.

"social" function
forced

Dafuq are you talking about OP? Would the boss have fired you if you told him it's not in your job description?

Negged for fantasizing over that ugly jew

The problem with Incels and blackpillers is that you guys can’t go out and just have fun. Every time you go out you are scared and afraid because you hate yourself.

Then you spend the entire night obsessing over females, thinking everyone is always making fun of you, disgusted by you, or doing something to you. You’re just a perpetual victim.

Comedians roast everyone. They pick in guys that they think can take it or get good laughs from. You’re in the front. It’s nothing personal. Get over it.

Maybe you would have more sucess if you focused on dating other 3/10's.
Dont be such a downer, comedians roast the front row in every set. But be aware that whatever he said was a heavily censored version of his intial thought. Pretty brootal overall, you cant control ethnicity, but you can control personality, your body, money, ect. So get those to 10/10 then blame being a currycel when youre single.

Did your boss pay you to be there?
Did he pay for food and drinks?
If no, then don’t go if you don’t want to.

you said front row but then pics look to not be from the front so w/e, but also hey, you spoke up and did what nobody else would do, let him **** on you. it's just a joke and who cares. what you should have done is told him you're part of a dying gay indian body building forum and let him play off that for awhile. assert dominance by being mildly self deprecating and play off it. you could have asked him what he'd have rated you, then no matter what he said, asked him out. but in the moment it's hard to get out of your own head, i get it. anyway, it's not a big deal and IMO you probably came off better because you at least interacted with him. nothing is more boring than someone doing crowd work and the person refuses to play along.

Lost it at team building exercise

They invited you out for a team building exercise and spent the whole time roasting you lmao brutal