in 2018 I came home from a rugby game after downing a few pitchers of beer, then downed another 12 pack, then matched with some mongolian chick on tinder and drove 2 hours to go bang her... couldnt even get hard and ended off passing out in her bed smoking cigs and puked everywhere lol, she kicked me out and drove back home

ayy lmao

Probably contracting an STD from banging OPs mom.

About 5 years ago I disguised myself as a mongolian chick and some drunk dude drove over to my house but couldn't get hard and puked everywhere making a jackass out of himself so I kicked him out and he drove off.

you bastard!

You drove 2 hours after like 20 beers? Umm no

took adderal to balance it out

Ate my own ass

woah!

bunch of larpers here, lmfao. what trouble did u get into?

Met a hbb on bumble and smash in a hotel and kicked her out and had another sloot come over and smashed her also. They both passed each other in the elevator.

I wanked off in the back of a small tour van while up front were a couple of hot French daughters and their parents.

That was Thailand though so it ranks pretty low for that place.

Whatever you’ve done I’ve done worse

So I take small doses of Amb1en every night for sleep, it works great and my life has improved significantly ever since I began taking it. However, if you take larger doses of it combined with other drugs, it sometimes makes you do some absolutely crazy chit.

During the height of COVID lockdowns in 2020, I was bored out of my mind and my Pepsi guy happened to have a big load of some extremely potent high purity stuff. One random Saturday night, I was drinking over at a friend's house then came back to my house and still had like 1.5g left. After like another hour, I was absolutely high as a kite from the Pepsi and it was like 3AM so I started trying to plan on going to sleep. Ended up taking like 20mg of Amb1en, which usually is enough to overcome the Pepsi high and allow you to pass out. However, this time I was waaaaaaaaaay too high, and instead the 20mg of Amb1en kicked me into some type of hyper degenerate delirium.

I ended up getting on one of the prostitution websites, and made arrangemments to meet at this chick's apartment. I was in some hyper-impulsive manic state, and immediately got in my car and drove out to the address she was at. It ended up being in some rundown single story apartment strip in the absoluitely chittiest low-income location in my entire area. I walk into the apartment, and it's this dumpy trap house looking place with a couch and one single lightbulb hanging from a wire on the ceiling lighting the place, and she's in there smoking crack with this old black guy.

Now if I had been sober, I would have aborted this mission long before it ever reached this point. But in my alcohol/20mg Amb1en/Pepsi fueled state, apparently I didn't see anything wrong with this scenaro, so I went in and sat down on the couch and started doing Pepsi and was having a good ol' time yukking it up with them while they smoked crack in this degenerate apartment. The old guy said he recognized me, because apparently he was a street guy who hangs out during the day in the downtown of my city and said he recognized me because he'd seen me walking around near my office in a suit(lol). Eventually the old guy left, and I ended up getting a bj from the chick for like 20 minutes, and didn't even come close to finishing.

After this, the guy ended up coming back into the apartment and I was back to chatting with them again. By this time, it was like 6:00AM, and I was getting ready to leave. As I was getting up to go, the guy said they had run out of Crack, and asked me if I could give them a ride to buy more. I said, "Sure!" so they both hopped into my car and I gave them a ride to some place like 5 minutes away so they could buy more. After this, I drove them to a gas station so they could buy snacks, and then dropped them back to this chitty degenerate apartment and drove home.

Moral of the story: While this is kind of a hilarious story, high doses of Amb1en combined with uppers has potential to make a person do some absolutely bonkers chit that they wouldn't typically do.

Shot my load into a blackberry pie that was headed to my ass hole relatives place