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post 1691529803 10-11-2023, 10:35 PM
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That phase where you start hating your girlfriend



Thoughts? Women are salty about this thread
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post 1691529993 10-11-2023, 10:45 PM
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basically when the sex starts getting old and when she gets too comfortable and starts being a bish and complaining all the time. thats the time to trade her out for a new one
post 1691530083 10-11-2023, 10:49 PM
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When its fresh you dont even know that she poops, then at some point she will cut that first fart that smells like rotten onions in your presence and look you straight in the eye and start giggling. Thats the first test, in the old days men would slap her for that. Now days everyone lets it go.

Soon she will start taking dumps with the bathroom door open. Gasing out your entire house and clogging up your toilet.

Thats the time to start the cycle all over again and get a new girlfriend who wont poop for a few months around you.
post 1691530363 10-11-2023, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987
When its fresh you dont even know that she poops, then at some point she will cut that first fart that smells like rotten onions in your presence and look you straight in the eye and start giggling. Thats the first test, in the old days men would slap her for that. Now days everyone lets it go.

Soon she will start taking dumps with the bathroom door open. Gasing out your entire house and clogging up your toilet.

Thats the time to start the cycle all over again and get a new girlfriend who wont poop for a few months around you.
I saw my ex pooping one time - like she thought she didn’t need to close the door? Lol wot m8?

Can confirm I looked at her as a psycho from there on out.
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post 1691530413 10-11-2023, 11:00 PM
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Basically when you realize that you have plenty of options and you also realize that becoming monogamous ñ and following the social rules like a puppet was an absolutely ridiculous decision, meant to benefit the women only (when you do have options)
"The flowers bloom, then wither... The stars shine and one day become extinct. This earth, the sun, the galaxies and even the big universe, someday will be destroyed. Compared with that, the human life is only a blink, just a little time. In that short time - people are born, laugh, cry, fight, are injured, feel joy, sadness, hate someone, love someone. All in just a moment. And then, are embraced by the eternal sleep called death."
post 1691530433 10-11-2023, 11:01 PM
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X doesn’t seem to show the replies

Any lulzy screenshots?
post 1691530473 10-11-2023, 11:02 PM
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solid, i believe, though there were some liquids involved
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