Got a match in my Hinge inbox, and we've been talking for a few days. Ofc I will provide a vocaroo for misc if we go on a date, but that's not really the point.

The thing is, when I get an inbound match from a girl, I know what she's going to be like before I even fukking see her.

-White
-Hardcore Christian
-Really good job
-Shorter than average
-Wants kids yesterday

And we open up the Hinge inbox, and what do we see.



This girl is actually Vietmanese though. Imbored21 would be proud.

Anyway. I obviously haven't been given much attention from women, but literally every girl that ever has, has checked at least 4 out of 5 boxes.

Feels like I missed my calling to be a Mormon missionary or something. Like I get some traction with this very specific brand of sloot, and with everyone else I'm spinning my wheels.

Can you just start going to church at 28 and fraudmaxx your way through it or something? How else do you meet churchy girls with really good jobs.

Inb4 "why are you trying to date when you're unemployed". Well my dikk's been unemployed for 28 years, he's the one who really needs to find an opening.

Don't try to date a really churchy girl unless you can stomach going to church at least 1x a week as minimal involvement in her religion. It would never work, srs.

This ugly balding overweight 5'7 white dude is getting an Asian that's interested in him? Shocker

It's crazy how this turd has managed to stay a virgin as a 28 year old white guy. He should've been spamming asian chicks 10 years ago jesus

LMAO at balding, LMAO at overweight, keep making chit up Muzzlrphaag.I wouldn't mind going to church 1x a week. It's more that I can't pass for Christian. It's transparent when people start singing Jesus hymms and chit that you've never done it before, and everyone else has been doing it since they were chitting in diapers.

Muzzlrpress literally said he saw a picture of you and said you were overweight.

I mean there has to be reasons why you're a white dude that's a 28 year old virgin. You can't possibly be a normal looking white dude that's a virgin. You have to have something about you that makes you invisible to women, other than your autism

It's probably your lardness, baldness, height, or ugly face

bump

Nah no one gives a rat's asss about any of that at most churches, man. Catholcism included these days with that. Many half assss it and don't do much.

She may grow to resent you for it if she senses a clear discrepency in your beliefs, especially if you try to lie about/minize it early on. So there is that risk with it.

I'm 5'7" 146.5, weighed on a triple balance scale yesterday. I'm DYEL as fuk, but I'm not fat.

So why not get on a decent diet and start lifting. It's not like there isn't a wealth of info on this site (outside of this sub, anyway). Work on the things that it's actually in your power to change. Improving your appearance will also give you a confidence boost, which is probably what you need the most.

So Utah is your Mecca

Based bro, you really do look like an Engineer. Just make that cash and smash hole.

show pics bro. Love asian girls.

jealous af. I only match with ugly white girls and fat mexicans and ******

sucks for me man. When will it be my turn?

I'm white and never get asian girls. My body is better than OP's.

Spoiler!

I don't like white girls at all.

Wtf is this really what miscers look like smh

Gross
Ugh just take what you can get mam...and pls stop posting your own pics

The ones not on the juice

Honestly OP sounds like you have your head on straight. So many miscers talking about how picky they are but they won't post what they actually get.Bruh send Kristie my way for reps or life srs.

Bro.... how on earth are you a 28 year old virgin. I thought you mustve been obese or deformed but you look like a normal white guy. it just boggles my mind how an average white guy like this could be a 28 year old virgin

He makes 130k/year and has good social skills too. I'm also confused.

I mean it makes sense why I'm an incel. I'm ugly, Indian, and only make 50K.

But an average non obese white guy making 130K being a virgin? OP might actually be retarded. That's almost impossible to achieve

Yeah idk what his deal is tbh. Same with Voidgaze. Decent looking black guy who puts himself out there more than anyone still can't get a gf.

Fixed, brah.

you cut off the picture of the chick? fuk the misc is awful. negged

yeah let's see the banhmi pussy bro

By popular demand.

I'm not making chiiiit right now, lmao.

damn bro. She looks like a 2 year old boy.

That's some nasty ass banhmipussy

What choice do I have. I'll feel lucky if she doesn't ghost me this week.

i like hot ABGs like Sarina Song lol. Your girl is ugly as hell bro. Sorry to say. Hopefully she's got a fat wallet??