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post 1691768593 10-16-2023, 10:00 AM
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Here's a news article compilation of Ukraine's "glorious victories" (Prepare to lol)

















LMAOooooooooooooooooooooooooLMAOoooooooooooooooooooooooo

There's a ton of pathetic losers who posted these articles on here too. I bet looking back at them now hurts real hard at how stupid mainstream media thinks you are lmaoooooooooooo.

Shout out to the based miscers who were raised by men that never succumbed to this pathetic chit.
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post 1691768663 10-16-2023, 10:02 AM
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I can’t render an opinion on this until I hear from misc top foreign policy expert and war cheerleader, Chalup
post 1691768893 10-16-2023, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
















LMAOooooooooooooooooooooooooLMAOoooooooooooooooooooooooo

There's a ton of pathetic losers who posted these articles on here too. I bet looking back at them now hurts real hard at how stupid mainstream media thinks you are lmaoooooooooooo.

Shout out to the based miscers who were raised by men that never succumbed to this pathetic chit.
When you ask ChatGP to write funny Ukraine headlines.
post 1691769043 10-16-2023, 10:08 AM
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these headlines read like holohoax survivor stories.
post 1691769133 10-16-2023, 10:09 AM
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what's even funnier is that people quote these "articles" for evidence
post 1691769273 10-16-2023, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted By ezmac31⏩
I can’t render an opinion on this until I hear from misc top foreign policy expert and war cheerleader, Chalup
ded
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post 1691769533 10-16-2023, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩
SAD.

Zelenski really needs to go.
Check this out:
In fact, y'know what, let's literally review pro-Ukrainian analytical calls - just from the first month of the war because I didn't realize how much material there is - and see how good their record has been.
- The Russians can't invade because of mud season (lol)
- The Russian Army is all dying of COVID-19 (lol)
- Javelin and NLAW will wipe out the Russian Army (they underperformed Soviet ATGMs)
- The VDV was wiped out at Gostomel (the AFU was routed)
- Russia will run out of ammo and collapse in mid-March 2022 (lol)
- The Bayraktar TB-2 drone is a game-changer and Russian air defenses are helpless against it (they were all shot down in hours)
- The Russians planned to storm Kiev in 72 hours (literally made up by GEN Milley)
- A Russian brigade was running around southwest of Kiev (no evidence ever seen of this)
- The Russians were defeated at Brovary (they're on camera entering the town and apparently took few losses there)
- The Russian 4th Guards Tank Division was wiped out in Chernigov-Sumy (it near-singlehandedly defeated OC-North)
- Kiev was crawling with Russian spetznaz (Kiev was crawling with armed Ukrainians shooting each other)
- Russian losses were catastrophic (Oryx eventually quit after the AFU got so many Western vehicles it became impossible to pass their losses off as Russian; also see my pinned tweet)
- Ukrainian losses were trivial (we're now talking seriously about a national demographic collapse due to battle losses and Ukraine is obviously very short on Soviet equipment)
- Azov will defend Mariupol! (lol)
- The Russians were routed from Kiev in a mighty counteroffensive! (The war was over, Ukraine had sued for peace and it was part of the deal, and NATO had to write them the blankest of blank checks a week later to convince them to do dishonor their word)

This is just a small collection of false operational narratives promoted by serious pro-Ukrainian analysts - to include the highest echelons of the United States military - in the first month of the war. I'm not even going into the nonstop urban legends like the Ghost of Kiev etc.
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post 1691770223 10-16-2023, 10:24 AM
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Lmaooo I'm ded
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post 1691771723 10-16-2023, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Muscle2021⏩
Lmaooo I'm ded
How do you think the Ghost of Avdeevka is doing rn?

https://old.reddit.com/r/UkraineRuss...anding_of_the/
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post 1691771853 10-16-2023, 10:50 AM
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lol
post 1691774923 10-16-2023, 11:42 AM
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post 1691775283 10-16-2023, 11:49 AM
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every morning I read with news with hopes & prayers that Putin has nuked them.
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reminds me of the current 40 beheaded bbq jew baby blood libel thats been going around
post 1691776733 10-16-2023, 12:09 PM
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Inb4 Chalup chimes in confirming all of these stories to be factual
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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩

Lold hard


You just know this was on the front page of Reddit at one point, with 900k upvotes and neckbeard military experts chiming in


post 1691776943 10-16-2023, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted By AshWar⏩
Lold hard


You just know this was on the front page of Reddit at one point, with 900k upvotes and neckbeard military experts chiming in


is that jason blaha
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Some of the chit being posted online looks like pure satire.... Is anyone really buying into this anymore? Maybe just the boomers?
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Omg, I went back and actually read this one entirely. The last sentence has me in tears. Dead fukin srs.

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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
















LMAOooooooooooooooooooooooooLMAOoooooooooooooooooooooooo

There's a ton of pathetic losers who posted these articles on here too. I bet looking back at them now hurts real hard at how stupid mainstream media thinks you are lmaoooooooooooo.

Shout out to the based miscers who were raised by men that never succumbed to this pathetic chit.
Based lol
post 1691779893 10-16-2023, 12:57 PM
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I wonder if the story will change now that the tribes homebase is at war.
post 1691779933 10-16-2023, 12:58 PM
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Must have one of those Israeli PR guys
FL > PA
post 1691780613 10-16-2023, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted By AshWar⏩
Lold hard


You just know this was on the front page of Reddit at one point, with 900k upvotes and neckbeard military experts chiming in
100%

ph4ginator and chalup were sharing this with all their friends like "omg lulz luk @ shovel army rekt"

Fast forward October 2023, Ukraine is running out of men and Russia is literally annihilating them with ammo they ran out of a year ago.

They'll stop showing up these threads a few weeks before Ukraine gives in then go back to disappointing their family, friends, everyone with their genetic predisposition to making atrocious choices as sheep.
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post 1691780673 10-16-2023, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
Omg, I went back and actually read this one entirely. The last sentence has me in tears. Dead fukin srs.
They know that consumers of this news are low-iq lmao. They can convince them of anything.
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post 1691783633 10-16-2023, 02:01 PM
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Don't forget they actually believed the Russian army was full of conscripts fighting only with shovels
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