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post 1692842153 11-04-2023, 11:35 PM
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How to handle retarded neighbor?

Old lady that can't fckn drive keeps telling me to move my bike.

have 2 bikes parked legally in a small spot on the street where cars can't fit (im actually fckn conscientious)

apparently she needs to pull all the way out and then turn which is hard for her bc who the fk knows. She says ppl come up and down the street quickly (it's on a slant) but I think she just doesn't want the inconvenience of having to be careful

other neighbor chick told me she had a neck surgery so can't turn her neck? lol btch shouldnt driving then


Basically my plan is to have a talk with her and ask to park my bikes on her door entrance, or at least one of the bikes. since it's just a long slab concrete between houses. This would be huge for me bc then I wouldn't have to move the bikes for street cleaning.

This is the ultimatum im gonna give otherwise tell her to fk off. Anything else I should do? She already told my landlord and he talked to me but idgaf Im parked legally
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post 1692842233 11-04-2023, 11:38 PM
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My neighbors kids have to be autistic

The smallest one literally screams like every 30 seconds

It’s not normal behavior

I damn near wanna jump over and punt the little cretin (srs)
post 1692842263 11-04-2023, 11:41 PM
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She can't complain if she's dead. Just sayin
post 1692842283 11-04-2023, 11:43 PM
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Its ok to tell retarded people to fuk off
post 1692842293 11-04-2023, 11:44 PM
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Unfortunately when dealing with retarded neighbors whatever you do to try to resolve things amicably is just met with retardation.

Best thing to do is just to yell at them so they think you are crazier than they are.

Ultimately they’re just looking for someone that will put them in their place.
post 1692842343 11-04-2023, 11:48 PM
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Don't you want some vintage p#ssy, OP?



Also cut her some slack.




She might have alzheimer's or something
post 1692842383 11-04-2023, 11:50 PM
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post 1692842423 11-04-2023, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted By eodWasRight⏩
Don't you want some vintage p#ssy, OP?



Also cut her some slack.




She might have alzheimer's or something
I doubt she wants some prime young buck c0ck

but she did actually let me borrow her battery charger when I needed in a pinch.

I'm trying to be less of an azzhole srs since it bites me in the back when I least suspect srs
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post 1692842433 11-04-2023, 11:53 PM
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I'm sorry to tell you this OP, but if she is from an older generation..




chances are... she is smarter than you.





Because the older generations were smarter.
post 1692842463 11-04-2023, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted By JuicePro⏩
I doubt she wants some prime young buck c0ck

but she did actually let me borrow her battery charger when I needed in a pinch.

I'm trying to be less of an azzhole srs since it bites me in the back when I least suspect srs
You should befriend the vintage grandma.



I'm sure she's got ww2 stories or something.
post 1692843263 11-05-2023, 12:53 AM
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Get a 3rd bike.
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post 1692843313 11-05-2023, 12:55 AM
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Dude she is old. Be considerate.
post 1692843363 11-05-2023, 01:03 AM
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My advice is to avoid escalation.
post 1692843943 11-05-2023, 02:27 AM
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you kinda sound like the retarded neighbor, OP
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Originally Posted By H00J⏩
My neighbors kids have to be autistic

The smallest one literally screams like every 30 seconds

It’s not normal behavior

I damn near wanna jump over and punt the little cretin (srs)
Single mom?
post 1692844593 11-05-2023, 02:24 AM
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U sound tarded too
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post 1692846553 11-05-2023, 04:25 AM
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Originally Posted By H00J⏩
My neighbors kids have to be autistic

The smallest one literally screams like every 30 seconds

It’s not normal behavior

I damn near wanna jump over and punt the little cretin (srs)
Got one of these across the road, it screams its tits off all the time for no apparent reason. Legit grinds my gears, the parents dgaf
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post 1692875493 11-05-2023, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted By ShakeBrah⏩
you kinda sound like the retarded neighbor, OP
How do I sound retarded, u sound retarded and u lack comprehension skills

I'm parked 100% legally, and being extra considerate bc of her prior complaints so I even leave extra room and try to keep both bikes to the right side of the concrete slab, and I fold my mirrors in... meanwhile the car that takes the other side of her driveway is usually slightly over the edge

Just talked with her and she ended up saying that she didn't write the note and we had some back and forth, she basically wants me to take a whole car spot where cars park regularly. You can't win, either I take someones car spot or this btch has to take her time backing out. She told me I can rent her driveway if I wanted to lol the fckn audacity of this entitled btch, I told her she can rent that spot so I won't park there

Gonna keep my bikes there for now and move as needed for street cleaning, old hag btch won't do sht to my bikes and if she does boy im going to fckn break in her house one night and fck sht up srs
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