Made specifically for the LGBTQAIP+ community. Ok hear me out......

You know how studies have shown that Parabens, Sulfates, BPA and Phthalates are bad for you and increase estrogens/effect our hormones/decrease test/shrink your taint/decrease sperm count/turn the frogs gay and all that chit....

Market this bodywash & shampoo/conditioner line as having DOUBLE, maybe even TRIPLE the dose of all of those things compared to regular products, so you can get MORE hormone suppressing effects.

Have a cool tag line something like "support your inner truth and give your body what it needs......with hormone suppressing chemicals to give your real self the powertheyneed to shine"

Throw it in some rainbow bottle with an ambiguous character on the front......boom.


Let me know what you think.....might make some calls to manufactures in China this afternoon.

deal

You want in? I'm looking for investors.

I'll give you 3.5% for $3.5M.

It's gonna be uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggeeeeee

Damn....nobody want's in.

See you losers later.....CEO $20k/day here I come.

Sound good. And make it in a shape that johnnydeep can insert into his ass without needing medical attention afterwards

That's a great idea. srs

Thanks taking this to the product team srs. I'll drop you some bucks if we hit the market.