this fat dude moved in a few days ago and has no control over his dog. I opened my door for 10 seconds and this stupid dog busted in my room immediately and ate some of my food like the untrained disrespectful fuk he is. When I come home from work in my own home his dog starts barking at me. I have a sense of murderous rage now towards this dog. This guy is such an entitled pos. Rather than take responsibility for his dog he tries to deflect to me to try to spend time with his dog. I’m just keeping it real it’s how I feel right now don’t virtue signal *******s you’ve all felt this rage before.

Pepper spray it. Pepper spraying dogs is one of my favorite things to do. I did it recently when this guy let his dog run up on me and then he called me an ******* and said he'd kick my ass lol. He didn't tho.

Das not it mane

He better be paying a larger share of the monthly rent due to the dog.

One day when you're both at home you need to sit with him and lay down some ground rules. In order for him to comply you need to make him feel guilty or make him feel compelled to want to follow your rules. Tell him that he needs to keep the dog in a kennel when your home because you have a dog fur allergy. It may not stop the barking but it will at least keep the dog from rummaging in your room the second you open the door and just running amuck in the apartment.

Its also super inconsiderate of him to not see that the dog is terrorizing the apartment living dynamic.

Personally I 1. Wouldn't have a roommate. I'd rather live paycheck to paycheck than have a roommate and 2. I certainly wouldn't accept a roommate with a dirty/noisy pet like a dog.

It's time to move, OP. Either you or him.

In the meantime your rage shouldn't be at a dog, it should be at it's owner. Leave the dog alone

Dass it mane.

brah as good as an idea as that is the problem is in these roommate situations if you piss the other person off too much there’s a risk they damage your property or some dumb shyt. I might buy some tho. problem is domesticated non stray dogs are generally just spoiled disrespectful socially unaware pfajgots. 0 sense of danger or fear because they’re whole lives they’ve had every wish accommodated. no different to a spoiled child. stray dogs or farm dogs at least keep it more real.

If you pepper spray the dog it probably won't be obvious to your retard roommate. They usually just stop and turn around and run away. It would probably avoid you and your room after that

It's the owner not the dog. Dog has it bad enough with an owner like that. srs

Pepper spray may be too obvious especially if you're spraying it in an enclosed place like an apartment where it can linger.

This would be a last ditch effort approach if the roommate doesn't listen to demands, but id probably buy something like a dog-dazer and when the roommate is out of the house and its just you and the dog, you should terrorize the dog with the dazer so it knows to stay out of your room and shut the phuck up when you're home.

-Just leave your door open to your room. The moment it tries to walk in? Dazer.

-If it starts barking when you come home? Dazer.

repeatedly do that over and over and it will behave around you.

Just lol if you’re living with someone and you’re not fuking

I hope I never have to have a random roommate ever again. I own a home now so hopefully.

I think it’s western society as a whole and their approach to dogs in a way. these are animals not people. I think it’s weird how dogs are used to replace or supplement human connection. They weren’t meant to be living in cages for them we call houses for ourselves. A farm dog or a guard dog with a dog house seems more normal. This awww cuty tooty fur baby culture is weird. We literally bred wolves with deformities consistently because it appeared cute to us to end up where we are