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11-27-2023, 05:04 AM
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What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done? (srs)
I remember when I was younger, I had a sock that I used to jack off into and then put it at the back of my sock draw for the next fapping session.
Anyway, I must of jacked off a few times into it and forgot about it.
A couple of days a later I went to have another fap, and when I put the sock on to finish...I felt my knob get little bites.
I jumped up, turned the lights on and whipped off the fapping sock......and there were sugar ants in it.
The little ****ers must have found something sweet in the sock and got in.
Anyway I was so ****ing disgusted in myself, that I never fapped into a sock again.
A bonus story.....not me.
I remember being out with the boys one night and we had a VIP room.
We had drinks flowing all night and girls were coming in for the free drinks.
My mate was feeding this girl free drinks all night and then tried to hit on her and she rejected him.
So he took the champagne bottle to the men's room, pissed in it and then came back and gave it to her drunk ass
I watched her drink it lol.....so bad.
Anyway, I must of jacked off a few times into it and forgot about it.
A couple of days a later I went to have another fap, and when I put the sock on to finish...I felt my knob get little bites.
I jumped up, turned the lights on and whipped off the fapping sock......and there were sugar ants in it.
The little ****ers must have found something sweet in the sock and got in.
Anyway I was so ****ing disgusted in myself, that I never fapped into a sock again.
A bonus story.....not me.
I remember being out with the boys one night and we had a VIP room.
We had drinks flowing all night and girls were coming in for the free drinks.
My mate was feeding this girl free drinks all night and then tried to hit on her and she rejected him.
So he took the champagne bottle to the men's room, pissed in it and then came back and gave it to her drunk ass
I watched her drink it lol.....so bad.
We living in a clown world.
11-27-2023, 05:09 AM
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I once shat all over a appartment complex public bathroom on LSD.
I was like fuk it the door is locked & walked squatting pooping all over the floor.
Dropped some on the sink too, toilet seat. It was a masterpiece.
I was like fuk it the door is locked & walked squatting pooping all over the floor.
Dropped some on the sink too, toilet seat. It was a masterpiece.
11-27-2023, 05:22 AM
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i eat ass
11-27-2023, 05:23 AM
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Ate a rabbits eyes once.
Well, you don’t eat them because they are like a hard plastic, you just squeeze it between your check and teeth to pop it and get all the nutrient filled juices out.
Also, I simp for Megasloot
Ded serious.
Well, you don’t eat them because they are like a hard plastic, you just squeeze it between your check and teeth to pop it and get all the nutrient filled juices out.
Also, I simp for Megasloot
Ded serious.
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PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
11-27-2023, 05:25 AM
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11-27-2023, 05:27 AM
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11-27-2023, 05:29 AM
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Was chillin w/ friends waiting for an uber after bar closed, and they dared to me to eat a piece of pizza on the floor for $40 bucks.
not my proudest moment tbh, but would do again..
not my proudest moment tbh, but would do again..
11-27-2023, 05:30 AM
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Originally Posted By baroni01⏩
$40? Fukin hellWas chillin w/ friends waiting for an uber after bar closed, and they dared to me to eat a piece of pizza on the floor for $40 bucks.
not my proudest moment tbh, but would do again..
not my proudest moment tbh, but would do again..
I’d need atleast 3 figures
11-27-2023, 05:38 AM
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Used to **** this gorgeous girl in college, pageant winner etc, had her bent over a table but the smells wafting up with every thrust made me gag. I powered through but genuinely smelled like rotten fish or something dead.
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11-27-2023, 05:38 AM
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11-27-2023, 05:50 AM
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Went hogging. In the Navy, we would go to bars and the guy who picked up the fatest chick would drink for free the next time we went out. You wouldn't believe the size of some of the snorlaxes we'd find near Navy bases....
11-27-2023, 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted By 2004Miscer⏩
You sound like an animal.I remember when I was younger, I had a sock that I used to jack off into and then put it at the back of my sock draw for the next fapping session.
Anyway, I must of jacked off a few times into it and forgot about it.
A couple of days a later I went to have another fap, and when I put the sock on to finish...I felt my knob get little bites.
I jumped up, turned the lights on and whipped off the fapping sock......and there were sugar ants in it.
The little ****ers must have found something sweet in the sock and got in.
Anyway I was so ****ing disgusted in myself, that I never fapped into a sock again.
A bonus story.....not me.
I remember being out with the boys one night and we had a VIP room.
We had drinks flowing all night and girls were coming in for the free drinks.
My mate was feeding this girl free drinks all night and then tried to hit on her and she rejected him.
So he took the champagne bottle to the men's room, pissed in it and then came back and gave it to her drunk ass
I watched her drink it lol.....so bad.
Anyway, I must of jacked off a few times into it and forgot about it.
A couple of days a later I went to have another fap, and when I put the sock on to finish...I felt my knob get little bites.
I jumped up, turned the lights on and whipped off the fapping sock......and there were sugar ants in it.
The little ****ers must have found something sweet in the sock and got in.
Anyway I was so ****ing disgusted in myself, that I never fapped into a sock again.
A bonus story.....not me.
I remember being out with the boys one night and we had a VIP room.
We had drinks flowing all night and girls were coming in for the free drinks.
My mate was feeding this girl free drinks all night and then tried to hit on her and she rejected him.
So he took the champagne bottle to the men's room, pissed in it and then came back and gave it to her drunk ass
I watched her drink it lol.....so bad.
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11-27-2023, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted By swordplay76⏩
I'm the opposite to that which makes it worse.You sound like an animal.
We living in a clown world.
11-27-2023, 06:35 AM
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11-27-2023, 06:36 AM
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11-27-2023, 06:37 AM
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I guess just regular horndog adolescent fapping sessions like fuking things and masturbating like a filthy little goblin in the basement to a variety of materials.
Taking a dump camping in the woods and burying it.
Can't really think of anything really over the top. Mostly just jizzing and pooping in places contrary to what the status quo would stipulate.
Buddy took a dump off a building roof once. He was drunk. Climbed up to the roof and scootched his ass off the side and we all watched his turd fall down 3 stories and splat on the pavement.
Taking a dump camping in the woods and burying it.
Can't really think of anything really over the top. Mostly just jizzing and pooping in places contrary to what the status quo would stipulate.
Buddy took a dump off a building roof once. He was drunk. Climbed up to the roof and scootched his ass off the side and we all watched his turd fall down 3 stories and splat on the pavement.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
11-27-2023, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Are you Indian? Seems like creative street chitting to me.I guess just regular horndog adolescent fapping sessions like fuking things and masturbating like a filthy little goblin in the basement to a variety of materials.
Taking a dump camping in the woods and burying it.
Can't really think of anything really over the top. Mostly just jizzing and pooping in places contrary to what the status quo would stipulate.
Buddy took a dump off a building roof once. He was drunk. Climbed up to the roof and scootched his ass off the side and we all watched his turd fall down 3 stories and splat on the pavement.
Taking a dump camping in the woods and burying it.
Can't really think of anything really over the top. Mostly just jizzing and pooping in places contrary to what the status quo would stipulate.
Buddy took a dump off a building roof once. He was drunk. Climbed up to the roof and scootched his ass off the side and we all watched his turd fall down 3 stories and splat on the pavement.
11-27-2023, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted By baldbrah⏩
Nope, and buddy isn't either. He's the pastiest of Scottish whites.Are you Indian? Seems like creative street chitting to me.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
11-27-2023, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted By wasp9166⏩
We had this weird arse looking dude in town that was a baker b4 he got canned . They used to call him Moldy Marvin , like srs a rough looking character. You never wanted him at your house cause when he got drunk he would piss in your fridge and claim he thought it was your toilet .Pissed on a hooker
Took a dump in my friends garage
Took a dump in my friends garage
Disgusting human being .
Most disgusting thing I’ve done is fapped to SS
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