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post 1694030233 11-28-2023, 12:40 AM
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"Your body count only officially goes up if you bust inside her, raw"

Friend of mine said this today. Thoughts?
All it takes is Mookie Betts, Steph Curry, and Joe Burrow all sitting in the same car in order for one drunk driver to make the world a significantly better place.
post 1694030553 11-28-2023, 12:51 AM
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Sounds like femcel propaganda
post 1694030573 11-28-2023, 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Brommando⏩
Sounds like femcel propaganda
This
post 1694030603 11-28-2023, 12:52 AM
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Little extreme, but sex with a condom doesn't count.
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post 1694030753 11-28-2023, 01:00 AM
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Naw, not trying to create more bodies.

Pullout game strong.
post 1694030813 11-28-2023, 01:03 AM
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this is the kind of chit people who don't fuk say
post 1694030893 11-28-2023, 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted By andyray⏩
this is the kind of chit people who don't fuk say
this.. if shes has had your dick in her hands... shes a count. because at that point she is either going to put in her mouth or in her
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post 1694030953 11-28-2023, 01:14 AM
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Your buddy just wants to reduce the body count of his partner.

Tell him every dink she has touched counts, even the ones who coomed in her mouth
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post 1694030963 11-28-2023, 01:15 AM
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Sounds like a good way to have a babymama that makes you pay child support
post 1694036463 11-28-2023, 05:32 AM
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so if you only fuk with a condom youre still a virgin? nice trick lol
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fat as fuk and disgust

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post 1694036633 11-28-2023, 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted By SUPERH0T⏩
Your buddy just wants to reduce the body count of his partner.

Tell him every dink she has touched counts, even the ones who coomed in her mouth
This. He's trying to come to terms with the 67 different dudes his sweet innocent girlfriend has banged over the years.
"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."

See OptimusTrajan' sig
post 1694038353 11-28-2023, 06:21 AM
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One SRS preggo scare and you'll change your tuneREAL QUICKLMFAO

Fuck that shit
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post 1694038603 11-28-2023, 06:25 AM
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"Slayers" out there boasting a high body count while busting a nut in rubber
FL > PA
post 1694038673 11-28-2023, 06:27 AM
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I'm happy with this. It means I was a virgin until I married my wife. Dead fkn srs.
post 1694055843 11-28-2023, 11:47 AM
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Insideher??
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post 1694056493 11-28-2023, 12:00 PM
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That's the only way to go anyway so agree
post 1694142053 11-30-2023, 01:10 AM
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Originally Posted By SUPERH0T⏩
Your buddy just wants to reduce the body count of his partner.

Tell him every dink she has touched counts, even the ones who coomed in her mouth
I think he just wants to grade himself (and fellow men in general) on a stricter curve. Similar to what the other guy said about how "sex with a condom doesn't count" - don't think the focus of his point was around a woman's body count at all. Obviously for women their body count goes up if they even touch another man's piece.
All it takes is Mookie Betts, Steph Curry, and Joe Burrow all sitting in the same car in order for one drunk driver to make the world a significantly better place.
post 1694142723 11-30-2023, 01:51 AM
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Then I have the highest body count on the Misc, see sig.
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post 1694790003 12-13-2023, 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted By C1SCO⏩
Then I have the highest body count on the Misc, see sig.
Monica
All it takes is Mookie Betts, Steph Curry, and Joe Burrow all sitting in the same car in order for one drunk driver to make the world a significantly better place.
post 1694790023 12-13-2023, 01:33 AM
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Agree that using a condom doesn't count as sex.

But possibly pulling out and spraying her face does.
post 1694790213 12-13-2023, 01:55 AM
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It only counts if you catch syphilis or herpes
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post 1694790253 12-13-2023, 01:57 AM
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Women don't count BJs as part of their body count. Remember that.
post 1694790413 12-13-2023, 02:16 AM
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Damn. Mine is only 2 in that case

thinking about that is kind of sad because it really is just a different feel when you don't have to worry about anything and can UNLEASH
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post 1694790473 12-13-2023, 02:21 AM
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Frankly it depends. There was a guy years ago my dad knew who was a virgin. The first time he visited a hooker, and had unprotected sex with her, he caught HIV, and died of AIDS. So for him, it wasn't worth it.
RIP Pedro Suarez Vertiz. Te queremos Hermano

If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I come and visit you between the holidays?
post 1694790523 12-13-2023, 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
Frankly it depends. There was a guy years ago my dad knew who was a virgin. The first time he visited a hooker, and had unprotected sex with her, he caught HIV, and died of AIDS. So for him, it wasn't worth it.
Thingsthatdidnthappen.gif
post 1694790543 12-13-2023, 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
Frankly it depends. There was a guy years ago my dad knew who was a virgin. The first time he visited a hooker, and had unprotected sex with her, he caught HIV, and died of AIDS. So for him, it wasn't worth it.
Did he do OWO CIM PIITB DFK JFK KFC OMG WTF

Follow up question: was he a railway mogger
post 1694790563 12-13-2023, 02:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
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It did because that was in the 1990s. Hookers in Peru are just your typical 20 dollar whore. They'd sleep with anyone who gives them money. This wasn't in the US.
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post 1694791623 12-13-2023, 04:02 AM
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
Insideher??
This.


Let's try be a bit more inclusive, shall we?
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post 1694791653 12-13-2023, 04:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
It did because that was in the 1990s. Hookers in Peru are just your typical 20 dollar whore. They'd sleep with anyone who gives them money. This wasn't in the US.
I have no idea whether hookers in Peru are better or worse than those in the USA, but heterosexual virgins dying from AIDS isn't something that happened ever.
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
I have no idea whether hookers in Peru are better or worse than those in the USA, but heterosexual virgins dying from AIDS isn't something that happened ever.
Are you a prophet? This guy banged a diseased hooker, and got sick, and died. The end
RIP Pedro Suarez Vertiz. Te queremos Hermano

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