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Thread: What are some of the most common lies people tell?

post 1694100393 11-29-2023, 09:16 AM
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What are some of the most common lies people tell?

That they don't piss in the shower


Yes, you do. We all do. Stop fukkking lying about it, prick.
post 1694100723 11-29-2023, 09:20 AM
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Height apparently.

Income presumably.

For some weird reason people who don’t vote lie about that.

Drug use. (Any kind)

Body count.

Combat.
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post 1694104953 11-29-2023, 10:43 AM
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Most people will lie about their income and how much weight they can lift.

Go to the gym and you might see one guy a month bench 225. On the internet every single person does that for their warm up.

Same with squats. My last gym had two squat racks that no one ever used. They would be the only piece if equipment available at times. Yet everyone claims they squat at least 315 for reps.
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post 1694105103 11-29-2023, 10:44 AM
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Saying they don't lie.
post 1694105173 11-29-2023, 10:46 AM
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Whatever will suit the immediate needs of the dishonest person in question.
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*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1694105213 11-29-2023, 10:47 AM
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post 1694105223 11-29-2023, 10:47 AM
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Faithfullness to their spouse/bf/gf
post 1694105543 11-29-2023, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted By NESBrah⏩
Faithfullness to their spouse/bf/gf
I'm sorry he cheated on you, brah. That's rough. Don't let it get you down, though. Turn on that grindr app and get back out there!
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1694105573 11-29-2023, 10:55 AM
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Everyone lies to some extent. It's the intent of the lie that makes it a bad thing vs a good thing
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Anyone who says INTENT does not matter is clueless to the world

Anyone who says they do not lie is a lier by default

If you were walking down a dark street with your recently cashed check and two hoodlums approached you and asked if you had any money. Are you going to tell the truth or lie?
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"Intent"

Most lies are told because that person is trying to avoid a fearful outcome if they tell the truth. Again intent is what makes it good or bad

Those who lie to try and make themselves some how look cool or to be the big man. I e lie about how much money they have, or they have served in combat, or about past girlfriends These types are not high up in the bad guys list these types are just sad and pathetic we have plenty of this type here at the misc
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post 1694105633 11-29-2023, 10:56 AM
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How often they do bad habits like drink, smoke, jerk to porn, how much TV they watch, how much junk food they eat. People who call themselves anti-racist usually base most of their everyday experiences in life off of racial stereotypes. A lot of people claim to love traveling but don't. A lot of people exaggerate hours put in at work.
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post 1694105763 11-29-2023, 10:58 AM
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Height
Weight
How many people they’ve slept with
Income
Drug usage
Hobbies
post 1694105953 11-29-2023, 11:01 AM
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post 1694107053 11-29-2023, 11:17 AM
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everythings fine
post 1694107303 11-29-2023, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Cudabrah⏩
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The water mains all broke around 2 AM, they had no choice but to shut it down
post 1694107343 11-29-2023, 11:24 AM
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post 1694108523 11-29-2023, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By GoobyPls⏩
everythings fine
"Everything happens for a reason"
post 1694108713 11-29-2023, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted By NESBrah⏩
"Everything happens for a reason"
it does and the reason is you're stupid
post 1694111493 11-29-2023, 12:41 PM
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god has a plan
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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Saying no homo
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Originally Posted By outfoxxed⏩
Saying no homo
damn.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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when someone tells your about their work history - current or previous.
When someone tells you what they earn, current or previous.
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