No, Alli doesn't want you talking to her in the coffee house line. No, Danielle doesn't want you to, either. You're absolutelydreamingif you think Kelsey at the leather loveseat couch across the shop wants anything to do with you. No no, she's perfectly content to keep waiting for Chad. Even if Chad is never coming because she has two brats from a previous failed marriage that Chad just lol's about before walking off, she'd still rather carry on in solitude than give a chance to some redditor/miscer clown who thinks he's gonna have a Hollywood moment meeting his wife in a coffee store as the barista is asking him what his order will be.

Stop crying and fist yourself

just get drafted by the nba, loser. Why do i have to spell it out for you?

It happens, but its usually organic. You don't just start chatting on the first encounter. It take weeks of both of you coming in at the same time and seeing one another. Then one day when she doesn't show up at her regular time you can spot here at some future date and make a cheeky comment about how she missed her appointment or called-off of work or some other cringy chit and progress from there. Sloots love that garbage small talk.