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post 1695039703 12-18-2023, 06:56 AM
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  1. Muzzlrpress
  1. Muzzlrpress
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Old lady whispers into your ear "Nice cock"

What do?



I'm back, bitches!
post 1695039753 12-18-2023, 06:57 AM
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  1. RICHSTRONG
  2. Pa BITCHES
  1. RICHSTRONG
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Break her hip with my cok
See monster0ultra's sig
post 1695039933 12-18-2023, 07:02 AM
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  1. lightsarefallin
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Greedily aspirate her pungent werther's original/prune juice/bengay flatulence and body odour aroma.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1695039993 12-18-2023, 07:04 AM
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  1. EarlA
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Whisper back, “spread that ass”
Ack...Ack
post 1695040153 12-18-2023, 07:06 AM
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  1. 7empest
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"thanks very much"
Overthinking, overanalysing separates the body from the mind
post 1695040163 12-18-2023, 07:06 AM
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  1. lightsarefallin
  2. Nukem
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Originally Posted By EarlA⏩
Whisper back, “spread that ass”
Watch out, she might fall apart brah.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1695040243 12-18-2023, 07:08 AM
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Thought she had hairy arms but it's just wrinkles. Hnngggggg
"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."

See OptimusTrajan' sig
post 1695040253 12-18-2023, 07:08 AM
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It'll depend on that credit score nom sayin
post 1695040273 12-18-2023, 07:08 AM
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  1. RICHSTRONG
  2. Pa BITCHES
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Lets be real...this is the misc.

"Y-you too"
See monster0ultra's sig
post 1695040343 12-18-2023, 07:10 AM
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Test out that plumbing.
post 1695041463 12-18-2023, 07:29 AM
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I’d ask her if she has any recently baked goods.
post 1695041613 12-18-2023, 07:31 AM
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  1. explosiveMidget
  2. Always creepin never sleepin
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post 1695041813 12-18-2023, 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Say thanks and ask her to knit me a christmas outfit.

Lol at the granny snatchers ITT. no thanks jeffrey
lol, granny snatchers
I'm back, bitches!
post 1695042043 12-18-2023, 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Lets be real...this is the misc.

"Y-you too"
Let’s be very real…this is the misc.

It probably applies
post 1695042113 12-18-2023, 07:37 AM
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Let her pet my.bird.
There is an unspoken thing, we are iron brothers and sisters, we are to support each other and...It is our duty to support our brothers and sisters in the iron game!
post 1695042123 12-18-2023, 07:38 AM
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offer to let her use it as a cane
post 1695042143 12-18-2023, 07:38 AM
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Ask for pics of her grand daughters
Subscribe for extra premium content (no noodz sorry guys)
post 1695042193 12-18-2023, 07:39 AM
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Toss her a Reese’s.
post 1695042283 12-18-2023, 07:41 AM
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Is she in porn? She looks familiar (or similar to one, though I don't know her name off the top of my head).

At any rate - yes I would bang the woman in OP.
post 1695042443 12-18-2023, 07:44 AM
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  2. LIBTARD from KS
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Thank you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSGTsjkHzM4
post 1695042503 12-18-2023, 07:46 AM
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  1. explosiveMidget
  2. Always creepin never sleepin
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post 1695042643 12-18-2023, 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
Is she in porn? She looks familiar (or similar to one, though I don't know her name off the top of my head).

At any rate - yes I would bang the woman in OP.
Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Can't tell if they're all trolling or serious (srs) hide ur grandmothers

Didn't know GILFS were a thing.
You have much to learn
I'm back, bitches!
post 1695042793 12-18-2023, 07:52 AM
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lettuce beef real tea, most miscers would awkwardly say "thanks" and move on, the rest would blurt out either "perfect, let's reschedule" or "thanks very much. you want some fuk?"
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post 1695043843 12-18-2023, 08:16 AM
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Thank you!
post 1695044303 12-18-2023, 08:22 AM
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what do? take Leilani to poundtown
post 1695045063 12-18-2023, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted By sabusake⏩
what do? take Leilani to poundtown
Aware
I'm back, bitches!
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