This was the hottest topic of the night at the NYE party. What crazy 'tarded things can you imagine happening?

Some highlights:

- Israel sinks US aircraft carrier, tries to pin it on Hamas
- Covid part II, electric bugaloo (come on, too obvious)
- The vax "turns on" and millions drop dead
- AI develops way faster than anyone realizes, and becomes super racist despite all attempts to soy-ify it
- Some guy thought a "hot spot" would develop near the indian subcontinent and kill millions of ******
- Cure for AIDS is released... but it's a monthly subscription
- Donald Trump wins the presidency from behind the bars, immediately pardons himself and struts out triumphantly
- Elon Musk dies when his Tesla autopilot malfunctions
- Economy starts to tank, so they print another $3 trillion for corporations and the wealthy
- The presidency hinges completely on whoever Taylor Swift endorses

Some of those are very interesting.

The second last one will happen for sure, regardless of the economy.

Taylor Swift has already endorsed Biden hasn't she?

AIDS is basically cured. I don't think anyone in Australia dies from it anymore.


My prediction would be a pendulum swing against 2020-21 style wokeness. Eg anti-immigration sentiment becomes so strong that every political candidate has to come out against it, and the pendulum swings so hard on the trans issue that people start getting prosecuted for providing medical "gender affirming care".

OP trying to act as if the submersible wasn’t a life insurance scam

They’re all hanging out in Zuckerberg underground bunker right meow

I fkkn hope you're a prophet.

That was perhaps the lamest meme of 2023. Plus anyone with two brain cells to rub together knew those guys in the sub were all done for already by the time the story broke in the news, yet they followed it super closely for like 4 or 5 days.

Trump winning the election from jail & hands over the duties to Vince McMahon.

It was still fun to pretend, plus there were funny news stories coming out every hour. The xbox controller, carbon tube, inspirational diversity hiring, PPP loans forgiven, and on and on. MAXIMUM hubris.

The UK Conservative government who don't believe in restricting freedoms or being a nanny state, will pass Orwellian 1984 laws, where they can spy on people's bank accounts, heavily restrict what people can view & post online, invite Nazi's to the Cenotaph to 'protect' it/those who died fighting Hitler from 'Hamas supporters', attempt to get rid of all human rights, attempt to ban the right to any peaceful protest/demonstration, demand homeless people's tents be confiscated & to fine charities if they replace it, stuff people on to a barge condemned by the fire brigade as a death trap, support the genocide in Israel & make it as hard for young people who won't vote for them to vote.

Oh wait-they did all that in 2023. Wonder what wheezes they will come up with this year as the desperation of being 20 plus points behind Labour in the polls mounts?

lmao okay I forgot all about the xbox controller, that was legitimately comedy gold. I also distinctly recall that they got a cheap 3rd party knockoff brand, and couldn't even spring for the extra $30 for an official Xbox controller hahaha

I'm gonna be real about it and suggest there will be another hyuge terrorist attack on par with 9/11 carried out in the name of Hamas on the US by some Arabs who snuck across the border. I think there is a very high probability of this happening.

Other possibilities: Trump gets arrested and convicted, but becomes the first US president to win an election while in jail. He then gets JFKed by the deep state when he tries to pardon himself. The country is thrown into disarray, political violence, and chaos. The US military steps in to restore order. But a violent MAGA insurgency forms to stop them, and a lot of places go to chit.

Secondary effects from there are terrifying as the US, a failing hegemon becomes unable to honor its commitments to allies, emboldening its rivals to attack in tension zones. No idea what would happen in Taiwan, Iran, or Korea, but it probably wouldn't be good.

WW3 probably coming soon. But we will see.

2024 will be the year of extreme weather events.

My prediction for cuckmerica in 2024 is that the 2A gun nuts do absolutelyzerowhen their “democracy” is exposed for the hollow sham that it is

Yes, posting poorly-spelled memes on twitter/******** counts as “zero”.

Who wants to bet, that none of the above will happen?

What about a massive corporate fraud?

Keep an eye on zuckerberg's bunker construction. That should be a useful metric.

- Sam Altman is accused of major crimes.

- Either Trump or Biden has a major health problem months before the election, tries to cover it up.

- Large airliner crashes in a high-tax state, all aboard are killed, cause pilot error.

- Elon Musk starts dating the Italian prime minister but backstabs and ditches her within 6 months.

- Warren Buffett dies, Berkshire Hathaway was a Ponzi scheme the whole time.

This one would be the funniest