Obviously paraphrasing, but there were 4 ladies talking and this is how the convo went:

girl 1: did you see the video of the guy who jumped on that judge?
girls 2&3: omg yes
girl 4: no, what happened
girl 1: omg I'll send it to you
girl 2: yeah you have to watch it its crazy. So basically this big *[lowers voice] black guy* is in court and the judge reads him his sentence and I can't really hear but it must have been unfair cause the guy just runs up and just catapults himself up and over the judge stand and tackles the judge
girl 3: have you ever seen a courtroom? he had to jump hiiiiiiiiiigh to clear that
girl 1: damn, the boy has hops!
girl 2: i know what you doing in jail, get on a basketball team already!
girl 4: oh wow. what happened to the judge
girl 2: I don't know, think she was ok. But it toook like 4 guys to get him off of her.
girl 1: I just sent you the video lets watch it
*girls watch video and are squealing in reaction*
girl 4: I hope the judge was ok
girl 1: i'm sure she was. its not like he was super violent with her
girl 3: what was he thinking? Aren't there like police in there and stuff?
girl 2: yeah for sure, but they didn't even try and stop him, they knew their chit would have got wrecked. Honestly, there is something you have to admire about the balls the guy had to do that.
girl 1: absolutely. the guy wants something and just goes for it. Nobody I know would do something that brave. Honestly you wonder if he wasn't born in a racist society what amazing things he would be able to accomplish with that power.


I was just kind of easedropping like fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuark. 50 yrs ago something like this would be unconscionable and shock the conscience of the public. Now white girls are literally getting wet from it. Have to admire dingers srs.

Video for unawares:




Cliffs:
- girls talk about above video
- girls discuss their admiration for the guy and how "powerful" he is

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Originally Posted By mulletwarrior⏩

Boyo DID have hops, though.... He should have pursued a career as a Hollywood stuntman with them hops.

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