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01-07-2024, 06:14 PM
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Second season of Amazon's jack reacher sucks donkey dick
WTF happened? The first season was great! Now its some sort of bullchit team up of MUH DIVERSITY.
This chit is 100% a bait and switch srs.
This chit is 100% a bait and switch srs.
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01-07-2024, 06:17 PM
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The only good Amazon series that did not pull that chit was The Terminal List.
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01-07-2024, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted By rectifryer⏩
s2 is great.WTF happened? The first season was great! Now its some sort of bullchit team up of MUH DIVERSITY.
This chit is 100% a bait and switch srs.
This chit is 100% a bait and switch srs.
How are you upset now and not during s1 if that's your main complaint.

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01-07-2024, 07:07 PM
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I agree, the writing is chit and the cast is retarded. There is nothing believable about them being special ops or whatever they were in army aside from Reacher and even he seems off this season. First season went way harder. Having a hard time getting through this season.
01-07-2024, 07:09 PM
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I've actually enjoyed it more or less, didn't think much of it being woke or Muh-Diversity (as someone pointed out, s1 was a teamup w/ chick and Harvard black guy). Even whats her face, the black chick, I found her annoying s1 but much less s2 (beyond the constant, "YOURE SO GREAT, THE SMARTEST, BEST, ETC") ego-feeding she gets, but whatever.
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01-07-2024, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Jimbo0731⏩
The whole backstory for the whole "you don't mess with the special investigators" is the cringiest chit I've ever seen on a large scale streaming production. This is really syfy level writing.I agree, the writing is chit and the cast is retarded. There is nothing believable about them being special ops or whatever they were in army aside from Reacher and even he seems off this season. First season went way harder. Having a hard time getting through this season.
The show was a working a lot better when the main character was doing most of the heavy lifting. His first sarge is insufferable.
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01-07-2024, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted By jreacher⏩
wtf..strong username to thread topicI haven't been looking forward to the next episodes but I'll probably finish the season. Definitely not as good as season 1.
01-07-2024, 07:59 PM
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They turned reacher into a dimwit lmao whyyyy
The first season was so good and I was looking forward to the new one but so far it's corny and boring af. Really lacks the charm and mystery of the first season.
The first season was so good and I was looking forward to the new one but so far it's corny and boring af. Really lacks the charm and mystery of the first season.
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01-07-2024, 08:17 PM
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01-07-2024, 08:26 PM
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I'm not really shocked, the first season is very mediocre tv.
This show is like tbs quality
Crazy how you have something like the boys with very good production value similar to hbo and reacher which feels like it's on par with law and order, both coming from Amazon
I haven't watched the newest episode but it's mostly "watch on my iPad while I'm food prepping" type of show. Anytime I've sat down to actually watch it I'm usually like oh chit this show is pretty bad why am I wasting my time right now
This scene really pretty much sums it up lmao, my favorite is when all of a sudden there's a motorcycle driving at them with a dude swinging a chain. Hilarious in it's own right, then the camera angle shows how they were about 5 ft from driving directly into a wall.
This show is like tbs quality
Crazy how you have something like the boys with very good production value similar to hbo and reacher which feels like it's on par with law and order, both coming from Amazon
I haven't watched the newest episode but it's mostly "watch on my iPad while I'm food prepping" type of show. Anytime I've sat down to actually watch it I'm usually like oh chit this show is pretty bad why am I wasting my time right now
This scene really pretty much sums it up lmao, my favorite is when all of a sudden there's a motorcycle driving at them with a dude swinging a chain. Hilarious in it's own right, then the camera angle shows how they were about 5 ft from driving directly into a wall.
01-07-2024, 11:14 PM
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Prolly because of the gamepass type feel/quality to it.
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01-07-2024, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted By freeburn⏩
The only reason you dislike season 1 is because it's not in the first person and not a mindless shooter flick like John Wick. You suck and season 1 was fantastic. Every day from now on I'm gonna thank God I'm not a boringcel like you and your new buddies Crimson and Jay.I'm not really shocked, the first season is very mediocre tv.
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01-07-2024, 11:29 PM
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I just finished episode 6 and couldn't believe what I sat through.
They really dumbed this season down and every opportunity the characters get to act like morons is fully utilized.
Also, I know the titties in season 1 weren't great but goddam it at least they managed to shoehorn them in, they couldn't at least get that right this season?
They really dumbed this season down and every opportunity the characters get to act like morons is fully utilized.
Also, I know the titties in season 1 weren't great but goddam it at least they managed to shoehorn them in, they couldn't at least get that right this season?
01-07-2024, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted By lebowski951⏩
K I'm gonna say this. The actress doesn't have the best teddies but she is hot af. I've seen her in other shows too and God damn.I just finished episode 6 and couldn't believe what I sat through.
They really dumbed this season down and every opportunity the characters get to act like morons is fully utilized.
Also, I know the titties in season 1 weren't great but goddam it at least they managed to shoehorn them in, they couldn't at least get that right this season?
They really dumbed this season down and every opportunity the characters get to act like morons is fully utilized.
Also, I know the titties in season 1 weren't great but goddam it at least they managed to shoehorn them in, they couldn't at least get that right this season?
It's sad they didn't bring her back and instead are propping up this old chick. Also, I agree this new season is really dumbed down. Reacher doesn't act like Reacher anymore and it just doesn't have the heart and soul like Season 1. I really miss the old characters, the new ones suck and the plot has been boring and derivative.
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01-07-2024, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Coal
I liked it but I can recognize that it's very mid tier all across the board. Season 2 is almost insultingly bad, refer to video I posted of one of the worst fights scenes in modern TV.The only reason you dislike season 1 is because it's not in the first person and not a mindless shooter flick like John Wick. You suck and season 1 was fantastic. Every day from now on I'm gonna thank God I'm not a boringcel like you and your new buddies Crimson and Jay.
PS, I don't like the John wick movies. I do like the raid movies, because that's world class fight choreography, lol at watching Keanu reeves lazily hip throw 1500 henchman per movie. The last movie is so Fkn lazy he's just running around lifting his bullet proof suit over his face to cover any type of combat related plot holes.
Modern combat in movies has grown to next levels. Lazy TV fights like the ones in reacher s2 simply are insulting to me as a viewer, feels like they legit aren't trying at all, or simply think their viewers are just retarded.
01-07-2024, 11:42 PM
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yeah second season sucks, first was great
it's almost unbelievable Reacher is supposed to be the same character in both seasons
quality from start to finish (srs)
it's almost unbelievable Reacher is supposed to be the same character in both seasons
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have you seen The Man in the High Castle?The only good Amazon series that did not pull that chit was The Terminal List.
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01-07-2024, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted By freeburn⏩
The first part of your post makes me sad man lol. Mid tier? Have you seen TV shows these days? Most of them are awful. I had so much fun with Season 1. Is it Ozark or Game of Thrones Season 1 quality, absolutely not but it was charming, fun and had some really cool character interactions. By no means was it great but it was incredibly satisfying to me. Mystery, characters and a good storyline with some comedy elements in between. I know you place a huge emphasis on combat but for a first season I felt like it was pretty good.I liked it but I can recognize that it's very mid tier all across the board. Season 2 is almost insultingly bad, refer to video I posted of one of the worst fights scenes in modern TV.
PS, I don't like the John wick movies. I do like the raid movies, because that's world class fight choreography, lol at watching Keanu reeves lazily hip throw 1500 henchman per movie. The last movie is so Fkn lazy he's just running around lifting his bullet proof suit over his face to cover any type of combat related plot holes.
Modern combat in movies has grown to next levels. Lazy TV fights like the ones in reacher s2 simply are insulting to me as a viewer, feels like they legit aren't trying at all, or simply think their viewers are just retarded.
PS, I don't like the John wick movies. I do like the raid movies, because that's world class fight choreography, lol at watching Keanu reeves lazily hip throw 1500 henchman per movie. The last movie is so Fkn lazy he's just running around lifting his bullet proof suit over his face to cover any type of combat related plot holes.
Modern combat in movies has grown to next levels. Lazy TV fights like the ones in reacher s2 simply are insulting to me as a viewer, feels like they legit aren't trying at all, or simply think their viewers are just retarded.
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01-08-2024, 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Coal
I never said I didn't enjoy it. I liked it.The first part of your post makes me sad man lol. Mid tier? Have you seen TV shows these days? Most of them are awful. I had so much fun with Season 1. Is it Ozark or Game of Thrones Season 1 quality, absolutely not but it was charming, fun and had some really cool character interactions. By no means was it great but it was incredibly satisfying to me. Mystery, characters and a good storyline with some comedy elements in between. I know you place a huge emphasis on combat but for a first season I felt like it was pretty good.
Two things can be true, it's mid tier and also enjoyable.
I only put a focus on fight choreo because it's a show that follows a pretty simple formula, and part of that formula is including fights in every episode. Soooo of you are going to do that, make them good. If you're going to include nudity in the show, no reason you can't include some gritty ultraviolence instead of the type of stuff you'd see on cable TV.
Idk go watch something like the punisher on Netflix, brilliant fight choreo, tons of violence that made you really feel those fights, obviously r rated. There was almost no instances of blatant stupitidy to further the plot (like a bunch of bikers in reacher, riding insanely loud motorcycles, but don't want to shoot their guns to make noise lmao - so Fkn stupid).
I don't expect every show to be as violent as the punisher, but I do expect fights that aren't insultingly bad to me as a viewer.
I mean when I've seen stuff like this how can I not think something like reacher is just straight up nickelodeon by comparison
Not only that, but when you have a show that can actually make female fighters convincing... Meanwhile the chicks on reacher are abysmal at fight choreo
All I'm saying is the quality of this reacher is painfully mid tier. Nothing about it stands out, it's a decent show and that's about it. They could have went for a gritty realistic reacher, but they opted for a more tv friendly cut and paste formulaic type of show to appease more audiences.
01-08-2024, 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted By freeburn⏩
Holy schit lmao, needs more jump cuts. Can’t even tell whether they’re beating up 30 people or just the same 4 repeatedly.This scene really pretty much sums it up lmao, my favorite is when all of a sudden there's a motorcycle driving at them with a dude swinging a chain. Hilarious in it's own right, then the camera angle shows how they were about 5 ft from driving directly into a wall.
Also lol at the chick needing both her arms to barely hold back knife dude, then she realizes that she can just spare one hand, casually take off her heels and stick it into the dude’s eye.
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Originally Posted By rectifryer⏩
I cringe every time they say it.The whole backstory for the whole"you don't mess with the special investigators"is the cringiest chit I've ever seen on a large scale streaming production. This is really syfy level writing.
The show was a working a lot better when the main character was doing most of the heavy lifting. His first sarge is insufferable.
The show was a working a lot better when the main character was doing most of the heavy lifting. His first sarge is insufferable.
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This season really feels dull and repetitive
Some guys attack Reacher and his crew
Reacher and the crew kills them
Guy from the crew: You don't mess with the special investigators!!
Baldcell cop shows up
Baldcell: What is this cowboy chit, you promised not to kill anyone!
Reacher: You need to do something for me to prove you're not with them
Baldcell: I'm not dirty! I'll do it, but you call me dirty one more time and I'll kick your ass. Also: please don't kill anybody else.
White girl from the crew: Oh loook, I found something and it could be our new lead!
Reacher: I wonder what that means...
Black girl from the crew: Isn't that obvious? We have to go there and do this.
Reacher: Have I ever told you how smart you are?
Reacher and the crew go there.
Some guys attack Reacher and his crew
Reacher and the crew kills them
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brb brb
Some guys attack Reacher and his crew
Reacher and the crew kills them
Guy from the crew: You don't mess with the special investigators!!
Baldcell cop shows up
Baldcell: What is this cowboy chit, you promised not to kill anyone!
Reacher: You need to do something for me to prove you're not with them
Baldcell: I'm not dirty! I'll do it, but you call me dirty one more time and I'll kick your ass. Also: please don't kill anybody else.
White girl from the crew: Oh loook, I found something and it could be our new lead!
Reacher: I wonder what that means...
Black girl from the crew: Isn't that obvious? We have to go there and do this.
Reacher: Have I ever told you how smart you are?
Reacher and the crew go there.
Some guys attack Reacher and his crew
Reacher and the crew kills them
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brb brb
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Season 1 was great? Wtf....?
Most forgettable chit ever.
Most forgettable chit ever.
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Originally Posted By GreenArrow89⏩
lmfaoThis season really feels dull and repetitive
Some guys attack Reacher and his crew
Reacher and the crew kills them
Guy from the crew: You don't mess with the special investigators!!
Baldcell cop shows up
Baldcell: What is this cowboy chit, you promised not to kill anyone!
Reacher: You need to do something for me to prove you're not with them
Baldcell: I'm not dirty! I'll do it, but you call me dirty one more time and I'll kick your ass. Also: please don't kill anybody else.
White girl from the crew: Oh loook, I found something and it could be our new lead!
Reacher: I wonder what that means...
Black girl from the crew: Isn't that obvious? We have to go there and do this.
Reacher: Have I ever told you how smart you are?
Reacher and the crew go there.
Some guys attack Reacher and his crew
Reacher and the crew kills them
......
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brb brb
Some guys attack Reacher and his crew
Reacher and the crew kills them
Guy from the crew: You don't mess with the special investigators!!
Baldcell cop shows up
Baldcell: What is this cowboy chit, you promised not to kill anyone!
Reacher: You need to do something for me to prove you're not with them
Baldcell: I'm not dirty! I'll do it, but you call me dirty one more time and I'll kick your ass. Also: please don't kill anybody else.
White girl from the crew: Oh loook, I found something and it could be our new lead!
Reacher: I wonder what that means...
Black girl from the crew: Isn't that obvious? We have to go there and do this.
Reacher: Have I ever told you how smart you are?
Reacher and the crew go there.
Some guys attack Reacher and his crew
Reacher and the crew kills them
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brb brb
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01-09-2024, 09:01 AM
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Watched the latest episode
Yeahhhhhhhh............... The writing in this show is just insulting my intelligence.
4 trained killers enter truck yard and split up so reacher can kill them 1 by 1 lmao
Idk man this is just such a basic ass show. First season had enough charm to disregard the shortcomings (which there were generally less of anyways).
Yeahhhhhhhh............... The writing in this show is just insulting my intelligence.
4 trained killers enter truck yard and split up so reacher can kill them 1 by 1 lmao
Idk man this is just such a basic ass show. First season had enough charm to disregard the shortcomings (which there were generally less of anyways).
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Yeah it’s ****ing garbage
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It's because of investing in this kind ofhigh qualitycontent that Amazon has no other choice than to shove ads into Amazon Prime now.
You know, instead ofnotmaking everything lame, sassy, nonbinary, disabled, black, cuckolded, and soy for hundreds of millions of dollars? Or hell,not making anything at alland just rent licensed content that doesn't suck like Netflix used to do because nobody ever fückingaskedthe goddamn delivery company to try to make Lord of the Rings if it was written by a committee of insufferable, unfückable femcels?
I never even bothered starting Reacher despite hearing praise because I knew bloody well that they wouldn't be able to contain themselves after seeing how they've mishandled everything else.
The only legitimatelygoodscripted show thatI'veseen on Amazon is The Expanse, and even that happened to go downhill just as when Amazon bought them, so I can't even give them credit for coming up with such a compelling show all on their own. Even in the latter slump it was still better than the rest of their garbage and it never derailed into forced, "woke" mental illness, either. In fact, right from the start it was already diverse in a perfectly organic manner thatcomplementedthe world and world building. Seriously, the casting was outstanding; even towards the end when it was kind of meh (spoilers):
Spoiler!
I was still flat out impressed by how damn good of a job they did casting Naomi and Marco's son, Filip, because he lookedexactlylike how you would imagine their son would look between them. Yeah, casting people who actually look the part. Imagine-fücking-that.
Naomi:

Marco:

Filip:

Really, that is just such impeccable casting.
Naomi:

Marco:

Filip:

Really, that is just such impeccable casting.
So of course they cancelled on a cliffhanger.
I dare Amazon, no, Idouble dareAmazon to finally separate their video service from Amazon prime; watch that schit's subscriber numbers incur an extinction level event overnight.Nobody wants this bullschit, you daft monkeys, but Bezos was convinced that his wish.com Zuckerberg lite (still not quite lizard robot enough) ass understands humans well enough towrite an iconic TV show with 12 rules:
Spoiler!
"Look, I know what it takes to make a great show," Bezos told the former Amazon Studios president Roy Price in 2017, the book says. "This should not be that hard. All of these iconic shows have basic things in common."
He then listed them "off the top of his head," according to the book.
The full list of steps, as quoted from "Amazon Unbound," was:
1. A heroic protagonist who experiences growth and change
2. A compelling antagonist
3. Wish fulfillment (e.g., the protagonist has hidden abilities, such as superpowers or magic)
4. Moral choices
5. Diverse worldbuilding (different geographic landscapes)
6. Urgency to watch next episode (cliffhangers)
7. Civilizational high stakes (a global thread to humanity like an alien invasion — or a devastating pandemic)
8. Humor
9. Betrayal
10. Positive emotions (love, joy, hope)
11. Negative emotions (loss, sorrow)
12. Violence
He then listed them "off the top of his head," according to the book.
The full list of steps, as quoted from "Amazon Unbound," was:
1. A heroic protagonist who experiences growth and change
2. A compelling antagonist
3. Wish fulfillment (e.g., the protagonist has hidden abilities, such as superpowers or magic)
4. Moral choices
5. Diverse worldbuilding (different geographic landscapes)
6. Urgency to watch next episode (cliffhangers)
7. Civilizational high stakes (a global thread to humanity like an alien invasion — or a devastating pandemic)
8. Humor
9. Betrayal
10. Positive emotions (love, joy, hope)
11. Negative emotions (loss, sorrow)
12. Violence

With rules like that, no wonder their shows were destined to suck.
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Oh boy...The only good Amazon series that did not pull that chit was The Terminal List.
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I just started the show Vikings for the first time, just watch pre-2019 shows. This is the only way

Just a head's up, from what I understand, it drops off a cliff after Season 4, and stay the hell away from Vikings: Valhalla if you value your sanity.
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