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post 1696560373 01-18-2024, 07:06 AM
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**** for brains

An older tradie gentleman loudly referred to me as **** for brains after I beat him to a parking spot this morning and after being amused by his insult I now sit here contemplating the implications of actually possessing excrement as a means of facilitating memory and information processing while also controlling emotion and mechanical actions of my appendages I mean overall the proposition is absurd as poop clearly is not capable of such complex operation but even at a more simplistic level I wonder if a poop brain would be one intact super girthy log or would it just be a big pile of rancid diarrhea either way I suppose my brain cavity would smell absolutely heinous and my burps would probably smell like farts and as far as I can tell neither of those descriptions apply so that gentleman was clearly out of line methinks
post 1696560493 01-18-2024, 07:09 AM
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Everytime you use adjectives like girthy and rancid i get hard AF
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post 1696560793 01-18-2024, 07:15 AM
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10/10 thread srs

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Tried to rape, but on spread.......spread like thine cheeks to allow the girthy chocolate anaconda to fall out.
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post 1696560943 01-18-2024, 07:18 AM
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What if the poop brain was composed of digested salted potato so that electrical currents could pass through as well as low wattage power generation?
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post 1696561313 01-18-2024, 07:25 AM
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Consider that poop contains billions of bacteria. Probably more than the number of neurons in your brain. If they were to link up and communicate, could they not develop sentience?

Is such a thing even possible?
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post 1696561323 01-18-2024, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted By naich⏩
What if the poop brain was composed of digested salted potato so that electrical currents could pass through as well as low wattage power generation?
Sounds like a nice alternative to the failure of electric cars

Buddy where I used to live created an engine that ran off used fryer grease from restaurants. srs.
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*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1696561383 01-18-2024, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
An older tradie gentleman loudly referred to me as **** for brains after I beat him to a parking spot this morning and after being amused by his insult I now sit here contemplating the implications of actually possessing excrement as a means of facilitating memory and information processing while also controlling emotion and mechanical actions of my appendages I mean overall the proposition is absurd as poop clearly is not capable of such complex operation but even at a more simplistic level I wonder if a poop brain would be one intact super girthy log or would it just be a big pile of rancid diarrhea either way I suppose my brain cavity would smell absolutely heinous and my burps would probably smell like farts and as far as I can tell neither of those descriptions apply so that gentleman was clearly out of line methinks
Store this chit away for future use. Maybe tape it to the dashboard in your car so if it happens again, you'd be better prepared to tell the guy off.
Of course if you say this to a chick, it would be even funnier.
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post 1696562563 01-18-2024, 07:54 AM
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It was funny I will give him that and I’m sure he was in a rush to get to the job site Porto potty to unload his morning ration of beef jerky and monster but is a little bit of creativity too much to ask I mean even a dung dome or crap cabeza or log noggin would have been an improvement but hey can’t win them all I suppose
post 1696562913 01-18-2024, 07:59 AM
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Bodhy will reply when he's done salivating at the thought I'm assuming.
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