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Thread: Damn dude I got kicked out of snorkeling today

post 1696594543 01-18-2024, 06:36 PM
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Damn dude I got kicked out of snorkeling today

My bro and I are traveling together and today we did a snorkeling trip at a famous bay reef. We were just swimming around and I decided to mess with him. I swam behind him and grabbed his ankle and started screaming.

He geeked out and it was lulzy AF but I didn’t realize my screams were carrying through my snorkel tube. When I surfaced, I got yelled at by a lifeguard for scaring children and seals. All these weirdos were staring at me. The lifeguard kicked me out for disturbing the reef.

I just left because it was pretty awkward but man that sucks because I paid like $16 bucks for the snorkel gear.
post 1696594693 01-18-2024, 06:38 PM
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you paid $16 to snorkel your brothers ass you fukn flaming cheeto fa ggot
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post 1696595023 01-18-2024, 06:46 PM
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Fukk you for disturbing the the reef, OP. Life is hard enough for the seals without your ghey brother screaming and scaring them away. They already have to worry about killer whales and global warming and chit. So next time, take your $16 and shove it up your brother's ass for the lulz unstead.
post 1696595043 01-18-2024, 06:47 PM
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post 1696595893 01-18-2024, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted By akferd⏩
Fukk you for disturbing the the reef, OP. Life is hard enough for the seals without your ghey brother screaming and scaring them away. They already have to worry about killer whales and global warming and chit. So next time, take your $16 and shove it up your brother's ass for the lulz unstead.
Dude, this is why you were in prison. Running your fat mouth like that.
post 1696595933 01-18-2024, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted By rectifryer⏩
you paid $16 to snorkel your brothers ass you fukn flaming cheeto fa ggot
What? I grabbed his ankle.
post 1696596013 01-18-2024, 07:05 PM
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The reef is a living organism. Murderer!
post 1696596503 01-18-2024, 07:17 PM
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post 1696596623 01-18-2024, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted By ChunkBuster⏩
The reef is a living organism. Murderer!
Reef is a conglomerate of trillions of living organisms, where dying and being born is on mass-murder scale every second, naturally. Lifeguards are bored and eager to misuse their authority each chance they get.
post 1696596823 01-18-2024, 07:26 PM
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post 1696598163 01-18-2024, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted By weiss1967⏩
Reef is a conglomerate of trillions of living organisms, where dying and being born is on mass-murder scale every second, naturally. Lifeguards are bored and eager to misuse their authority each chance they get.
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post 1696598203 01-18-2024, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
Dude, this is why you were in prison. Running yourfat mouth like that.
Shows how much you know.
Everyone in prison said my mouth was pretty.
post 1696639583 01-19-2024, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted By akferd⏩
Shows how much you know.
Everyone in prison said my mouth was pretty.
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