I own a very successful small business, over the past few years I"ve grown it from one small local greenhouse to the biggest greenhouse business in the local area. As I'm sure many of you CEO 10k/Day types can appreciate, I'm now sitting back and enjoying the fruits of my labour after years of hard work getting my business to where it is today. I still turn up to make sure things are running well a few days a week, and I'm reinvesting the substantial profits I make as well as donating some to local charities and sports teams.

So imagine my frustration when one of the fat, lazy, *******s I hired last week comes in asking for a raise because he's too poor to go to Disneyland or whatever with his obese family. He was nice enough at first, asking how I was. I mentioned a cruise I'd just been on with my 20-year-old trophy wife (I take like 8 a year lol) and asked how he was finding his time here. The fat tit bursts into tears about how he has never been on vacation and simply can't afford it. I contain my anger, and being the nice guy I am offer him some overtime so he can fund a trip but then the little chit starts asking for more money for the toilet cleaning job he does now.

Keep in mind he's been here a week, the terms were fine when he took the job a week ago, his lifelong poverty isn't my fault, and he was offered more work if he needed more money. Anyway I laughed in his face and fired him on the spot. He ran out of the office weeping and tripped over a plant on the way out. I'll be deducting the cost of that plant from his only paycheck.

Read every word of this fan fiction.

Not awier?

Aware

Great story. Clearly it all happened. You have come to the right place. The misc is full of sucessful business owners and millionaires

Aware

OP I hope you charged him for the broken flowerpot you forgot to mention :P

Learn to read boyo, I docked it from the fhaggit's meagre paycheck. Also adding a carpet cleaning fee as he sobbed his beta, estrogen-filled, tears all over my office's shagpile.

Great, so now we have two pha*ots posting on the misc

A successful business owner who took his time to neg me for no reason.

Right.

Aware, but just the other day I was thinking to myself I own a very successful small business, over the past few years I"ve grown it from one small local greenhouse to the biggest greenhouse business in the local area. As I'm sure many of you CEO 10k/Day types can appreciate, I'm now sitting back and enjoying the fruits of my labour after years of hard work getting my business to where it is today. I still turn up to make sure things are running well a few days a week, and I'm reinvesting the substantial profits I make as well as donating some to local charities and sports teams.

So imagine my frustration when one of the fat, lazy, *******s I hired last week comes in asking for a raise because he's too poor to go to Disneyland or whatever with his obese family. He was nice enough at first, asking how I was. I mentioned a cruise I'd just been on with my 20-year-old trophy wife (I take like 8 a year lol) and asked how he was finding his time here. The fat tit bursts into tears about how he has never been on vacation and simply can't afford it. I contain my anger, and being the nice guy I am offer him some overtime so he can fund a trip but then the little chit starts asking for more money for the toilet cleaning job he does now.

Keep in mind he's been here a week, the terms were fine when he took the job a week ago, his lifelong poverty isn't my fault, and he was offered more work if he needed more money. Anyway I laughed in his face and fired him on the spot. He ran out of the office weeping and tripped over a plant on the way out. I'll be deducting the cost of that plant from his only paycheck.

Negged when off spread. Srs.