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post 1697356183 02-03-2024, 07:29 AM
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Why does every fat guy grow a beard now?

I don't know if they think they look like Odin or DJ Khalid, but it always looks sloppy as chit



Is it to hide their fat/nonexistent chin and jaws?

Or even worse, when they try to do a line-up to look thuggish, it's just a line through the fat where the jaw is supposed to be lmao

post 1697356233 02-03-2024, 07:30 AM
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It's the in thing now.

When one dumbass does something, the rest of the herd of retards follow through.
post 1697356313 02-03-2024, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted By ScrillaIsBake⏩
Because they look worse clean shaven
In most cases yeah, but Soprano and Kingpin pulled it off. Hank from breaking bad was semi-fat, and clean shaven.
post 1697360033 02-03-2024, 09:28 AM
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Probably because they wanna avoid being looked at as Captain NeckFat.
post 1697360273 02-03-2024, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted By TheParish⏩
In most cases yeah, but Soprano and Kingpin pulled it off. Hank from breaking bad was semi-fat, and clean shaven.
Both of them had defined jawlines
post 1697360453 02-03-2024, 09:44 AM
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Can confirm

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post 1697363403 02-03-2024, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Pterodactyl314⏩
Can confirm

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You aren't a fattie, though
post 1697363603 02-03-2024, 11:13 AM
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It gives them a jawline without having a jaw. They look way better and are too lazy and undisciplined to lose weight. So growing a beard is easier. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
post 1697364423 02-03-2024, 11:32 AM
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Hiding the 3 extra chins.
post 1697364543 02-03-2024, 11:34 AM
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I grow a beard when I bulk, it helps to hide the bloat. I clean shave in alpha kunt physique.
post 1697365523 02-03-2024, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted By TheParish⏩
post 1697365623 02-03-2024, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted By TheParish⏩
I think he looks pretty good (srs)
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post 1697366523 02-03-2024, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Pats2022SBwin⏩
I think he looks pretty good (srs)
he looks like a fat tranny who penciled in the beard. maybe I'm just old school but too much grooming by guys like hella homo.
post 1697386143 02-03-2024, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted By TheParish⏩
You aren't a fattie, though
Glad I’m not anymore. It’s quite unsettling shaving a beard after gaining 10-20lbs. The post nut regret of aesthetics.
See you tomorrow
post 1697386203 02-03-2024, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted By andrepmeet⏩
he looks like a fat tranny who penciled in the beard. maybe I'm just old school but too much grooming by guys like hella homo.
Penciled in beard?
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post 1697386243 02-03-2024, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Pats2022SBwin⏩
I think he looks pretty good (srs)
lmao is that what you look like? Cause that looks fuking terrible
post 1697386303 02-03-2024, 08:35 PM
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Beards and Stanley cups…UNBELIEVABLE!
post 1697392723 02-04-2024, 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted By TheParish⏩
I don't know if they think they look like Odin orDJ Khalid,
Why would anyone want to look like a fat, ugly piece of schytt?
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post 1697393543 02-04-2024, 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Pterodactyl314⏩
Can confirm

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post 1697422153 02-04-2024, 05:25 PM
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post 1697422713 02-04-2024, 05:43 PM
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Why do fat women wear makeup?

Fatties would rather cope than lose the weight
post 1697423413 02-04-2024, 06:00 PM
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[QUOTE=TheParish post_id=1697356183]I don't know if they think they look like Odin or DJ Khalid, but it always looks sloppy as chit

[img]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6d/12/41/6d12415fb5669b2782cf758c03d1f90a.jpg[/mg]

Is it to hide their fat/nonexistent chin and jaws?

Or even worse, when they try to do a line-up to look thuggish, it's just a line through the fat where the jaw is supposed to be lmao

[img]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3e/5a/4e/3e5a4e0aad013e0b4d55c6365a20e156.jpg[/mg][/QUOTE]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/lLBNhA2.png[/img]
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post 1697423583 02-04-2024, 06:05 PM
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You mean Bald, right?
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post 1697424043 02-04-2024, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted By N0rds⏩
Fukkin lol
post 1697424123 02-04-2024, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Azzurri⏩
You mean Bald, right?
Probably 75% of fat, bearded dudes also shave their heads. Hiroshima-level cope, rather than just do some cardio and diet
post 1697424583 02-04-2024, 06:28 PM
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To hide the fat under their chin
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