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02-05-2024, 10:05 AM
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Proof Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift relationship is a PR stunt ITT
As the world wont let you forget, Taylor Swift is currently on her Eras tour, and coincidentally started a relationship with Travis Kelce at the very start of the NFL season. Both the NFL and Taylor Swift benefit tremendously from this crossover. Despite both being billion dollar brands themselves, they are growth and attention obssessed. One brand appeals mainly to men, the other women, so combining makes a ton of sense.
So what NFL athlete makes sense to form a PR relationship with Swift? Well lets look at the criteria:
- He would have to be similar age to her. At 32+, this filters the majority of the league
- He would need to be somewhat well known. Doesn't have to be famous, but can't be a no name or some kicker no one cares about
- He would need to be white. Her rule, not mine. Taylor Swift is 'America's Sweetheart', her PR team wont put her in a relationship with Aaron Donald
You apply those filters and only 2 options in the entire league remain. Aaron Rodgers and Travis Kelce.
Oddly enough, you go back to the summer before Swift/Kelce and there were Swift/Rodgers rumors:
https://www.marca.com/en/lifestyle/c...9238b4648.html
This would make the most sense for the NFL. He moved to a massive market (New York), is well known/HOFer, had several prime time games lined up, and big brand himself. Swift in return gets featured heavily for a NEW YORK team/market, maximum attention ROI. Of course his very first drive he tore his achilles and then shortly after - coincidence or not - the Kelce/Swift relationship starts and she is stuck with a cleveland linebeard having wigger instead of the more cerebral Rodgers
What happens next? Of course the Chiefs end up going to the Super Bowl (another coincidence), and right before the Super Bowl last night Swift announces a new album (another coincidence again!). NFL/Swift both win big again.
Misc detectives are obviously aware of this psyop, but it really has never been so brazen and blatantly obvious before.
So what NFL athlete makes sense to form a PR relationship with Swift? Well lets look at the criteria:
- He would have to be similar age to her. At 32+, this filters the majority of the league
- He would need to be somewhat well known. Doesn't have to be famous, but can't be a no name or some kicker no one cares about
- He would need to be white. Her rule, not mine. Taylor Swift is 'America's Sweetheart', her PR team wont put her in a relationship with Aaron Donald
You apply those filters and only 2 options in the entire league remain. Aaron Rodgers and Travis Kelce.
Oddly enough, you go back to the summer before Swift/Kelce and there were Swift/Rodgers rumors:
https://www.marca.com/en/lifestyle/c...9238b4648.html
This would make the most sense for the NFL. He moved to a massive market (New York), is well known/HOFer, had several prime time games lined up, and big brand himself. Swift in return gets featured heavily for a NEW YORK team/market, maximum attention ROI. Of course his very first drive he tore his achilles and then shortly after - coincidence or not - the Kelce/Swift relationship starts and she is stuck with a cleveland linebeard having wigger instead of the more cerebral Rodgers
What happens next? Of course the Chiefs end up going to the Super Bowl (another coincidence), and right before the Super Bowl last night Swift announces a new album (another coincidence again!). NFL/Swift both win big again.
Misc detectives are obviously aware of this psyop, but it really has never been so brazen and blatantly obvious before.
02-05-2024, 10:06 AM
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I give 0 ****s about Tswift, even less about Kelce
02-05-2024, 10:06 AM
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Brah you are way too obsessed with celebrity drama
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02-05-2024, 10:10 AM
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The Chiefs have a history of going before Taylor, and Taylor will sell lots of music regardless of who she is dating, as she is the young girls fav artist.
The 2 are both at a high level and do NOT NEED each other.
The 2 are both at a high level and do NOT NEED each other.
There is an unspoken thing, we are iron brothers and sisters, we are to support each other and...It is our duty to support our brothers and sisters in the iron game!
02-05-2024, 10:11 AM
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Would love to bend T-Swizzle over and clap them cheeks from the back... other than that, I give ZERO f/cks about her personal life or who she's dating.
Everything I post is satire.
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02-05-2024, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted By x-trainer
LOL no joke. The Chiefs have been in 3 of the last 4 superbowls and were the heavy favorites to win the superbowl going into the season long before this T Swiz chit started.The Chiefs have a history of going before Taylor, and Taylor will sell lots of music regardless of who she is dating, as she is the young girls fav artist.
The 2 are both at a high level and do NOT NEED each other.
The 2 are both at a high level and do NOT NEED each other.
02-05-2024, 10:12 AM
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Yeah it’s obvious
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02-05-2024, 10:19 AM
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KC Chefs, Travis Kelce, Taylor Swift, Mahomes and his wife and brother all suck!!!!!
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02-05-2024, 10:22 AM
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Duh. Didn't you see the Wikileaks of Oscar The Grouch clapping her cheeks a couple weeks ago?
02-05-2024, 10:30 AM
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I’m still bummed I didn’t put money on the Super Bowl being chiefs vs 49ers after week 2. It was obviously telegraphed at that point how it was going to go
02-05-2024, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted By LateShow⏩
I had money on the 9ers to win it all since preseason. Cashed out when they went on their 3 game losing streak in the 1st half of the season.I’m still bummed I didn’t put money on the Super Bowl being chiefs vs 49ers after week 2. It was obviously telegraphed at that point how it was going to go
02-05-2024, 10:48 AM
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Both of them were already extremely rich famous and successful. No reason to fake a relationship you mouth breathing retard
02-05-2024, 10:52 AM
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02-05-2024, 10:56 AM
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Imagine being a grown man and making this thread. I cant
The "I don't care about taylor swift" crowd, is more obsessed with this than anyone. Jfc you guys are long gone.
The "I don't care about taylor swift" crowd, is more obsessed with this than anyone. Jfc you guys are long gone.
02-05-2024, 10:59 AM
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Kanye west did this with that kardashian sloot, and it's pretty obvious (even established) in hollywood that kanye is gay....
More power to em, they are cashing in BIG.... There are no losers on these stunts.
now imagine if he wins the superbowl and PROPOSES to Taylor Swift on the field.... Wow. Can you even imagine?
More power to em, they are cashing in BIG.... There are no losers on these stunts.
now imagine if he wins the superbowl and PROPOSES to Taylor Swift on the field.... Wow. Can you even imagine?
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