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Thread: ITT: Ever cum so hard you pull a fuking muscle? (dead srs) (incels welcome)

post 1697494543 02-06-2024, 10:11 AM
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ITT: Ever cum so hard you pull a fuking muscle? (dead srs) (incels welcome)

Ever get sucked off to within an inch of your life and have such a violent and spastic orgasm that makes you wriggle and writhe so hard you literally pull a muscle in your neck? The fuk man.

No wonder it's called the "little death." Almost lost consciousness this morning fuk.







If you've never experienced this feeling, chase it no matter what. Pay for it if you have to. Dead srs.
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post 1697495013 02-06-2024, 10:22 AM
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Mirin, what's his name?
post 1697495113 02-06-2024, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted By cuckedbydad⏩
Mirin, what's his name?
Grenin Berrit

I also utter his name when I put it in his pooper.
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post 1697495663 02-06-2024, 10:37 AM
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No, but I did nut in my own eye once as a teen.
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post 1697495713 02-06-2024, 10:38 AM
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Yes, and I sounded like Lexington Steele.













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post 1697495793 02-06-2024, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
No, but I did nut in my own eye once as a teen.
I'm pretty sure this has happened to me as well. With how aggressively I bust my cookies. It's like a rogue fireman's hose.
Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro⏩
Yes, and I sounded like Lexington Steele.













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post 1697495983 02-06-2024, 10:46 AM
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One time had a nosebleed after nuttin. I thought that was only in anime
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post 1697496103 02-06-2024, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted By FlipBrah⏩
One time had a nosebleed after nuttin. I thought that was only in anime
lmao. That's a good one. brb strain so hard jizzing that you give yourself a nose bleed. Happens during heavy deadlifts so that must have been one hell of a nut you busted.
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post 1697496193 02-06-2024, 10:51 AM
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I got a Charley horse one time. And it was intents
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post 1697496233 02-06-2024, 10:52 AM
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My gooch gets pretty tight when I blow super hard, goes up into my butthole if she doesn't have a finger in it.
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post 1697497063 02-06-2024, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
No, but I did nut in my own eye once as a teen.
Done this too dude
post 1697526133 02-07-2024, 03:24 AM
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Originally Posted By dingler⏩
My gooch gets pretty tight when I blow super hard, goes up into my butthole if she doesn't have a finger in it.
lol. I believe the medical term istaintus protractinitus
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post 1697526333 02-07-2024, 03:41 AM
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I hit a bad cramp in my leg before when blowing my load, ex gf was on top, chucked her off like she was dirty laundry and she smashed her head off the bedside table srs lol, good times mang.
post 1697526413 02-07-2024, 03:47 AM
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yday i sneezed so hard my shoulder sockets hurt from the whiplash srs
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post 1697526433 02-07-2024, 03:50 AM
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post 1697526603 02-07-2024, 04:04 AM
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Originally Posted By steeler505⏩
yday i sneezed so hard my shoulder sockets hurt from the whiplash srs
I once pulled my traps ultra hard and gave myself torticollis from........drying my hair too furiously after a shower with a towel.
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post 1697527153 02-07-2024, 04:33 AM
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Did you ever pull it so hard you ripped the skin?

post 1697527233 02-07-2024, 04:37 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
I once pulled my traps ultra hard and gave myself torticollis from........drying my hair too furiously after a shower with a towel.
yea i sometimes pull my shoulder muscles a bit trying to pop a zit on my back
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post 1697527493 02-07-2024, 04:49 AM
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post 1697527943 02-07-2024, 05:08 AM
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Not pulled a muscle, but I almost passed out when a nurse I was dating gave me a prostate orgasm. Never felt anything that intense before.
post 1697528423 02-07-2024, 05:29 AM
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Originally Posted By steeler505⏩
yday i sneezed so hard my shoulder sockets hurt from the whiplash srs
Last year I sneezed so hard I went to urgent care thinking I broke a rib.

We're getting old bruh.
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Nah but nutting is def more intense on certain substances. Why can't we orgasm over and over and over like these females?
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
Nah but nutting is def more intense on certain substances.Why can't we orgasm over and over and over like these females?
'cause I'm pretty sure I'd fuking die if I could do that.
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
'cause I'm pretty sure I'd fuking die if I could do that.


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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Last year I sneezed so hard I went to urgent care thinking I broke a rib.

We're getting old bruh.
bruh i feel like for every sneeze we have, the sneeze gets stronger. it's as if there's a sneeze muscle that gets a fat workout in after every sneeze
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Last year I sneezed so hard I went to urgent care thinking I broke a rib.

We're getting old bruh.
Painful sneezes were not what I thought getting old was when I was younger, but I have pulled muscles from sneezing lol


OP, one time while my wife was pregnant she was riding me and I was started to suck on her giant pregnancy tits. She loudly came, and shot milk down my throat. The combination of everything made me nut so hard it would make George Washington Carver blush
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No, but I did go deaf for like a minute after one time.
Nah bro I’m sweet.
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Originally Posted By wrassler45⏩
Painful sneezes were not what I thought getting old was when I was younger, but I have pulled muscles from sneezing lol


OP, one time while my wife was pregnant she was riding me and I was started to suck on her giant pregnancy tits. She loudly came, and shot milk down my throat. The combination of everything made me nut so hard it would make George Washington Carver blush
looool

So you nutted and made gains at the same time.
Originally Posted By GnomeSaiyanBruh⏩
No, but I did go deaf for like a minute after one time.
Fuk that's happened to me to,cumto think of it...
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Originally Posted By wrassler45⏩
Painful sneezes were not what I thought getting old was when I was younger, but I have pulled muscles from sneezing lol


OP, one time while my wife was pregnant she was riding me and I was started to suck on her giant pregnancy tits. She loudly came, and shot milk down my throat. The combination of everything made me nut so hard it would make George Washington Carver blush
LMAO amazing

Titty milk is the GOAT. Never had a drink while bustin a nut though.
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It was an abdominal muscle and i can't recall if i did abs the day before or not.
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