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SUVs & CUVs are the ultimate NPC cars
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Most who buy those cars think it gives them status.
Chicks buy them because they have some inferiority complex thinking that taller height-ride/ bigger sze = ''I'm better than you'', while dudes buy those thinking they will impress chicks but end up looking like doormats without an opinion.
Some dudes really have the need for a proper SUV (the small Jimny, Defender, Wrangler, Land Cruiser etc.) and truly like them, so I give them a pass but those are like 10% of the actual buyers.
With CUVs though, they are gheyer looking tall hatchbacks for twice the price and there is no excuse to buy those shytboxes.
Most who buy those cars think it gives them status.
Chicks buy them because they have some inferiority complex thinking that taller height-ride/ bigger sze = ''I'm better than you'', while dudes buy those thinking they will impress chicks but end up looking like doormats without an opinion.
Some dudes really have the need for a proper SUV (the small Jimny, Defender, Wrangler, Land Cruiser etc.) and truly like them, so I give them a pass but those are like 10% of the actual buyers.
With CUVs though, they are gheyer looking tall hatchbacks for twice the price and there is no excuse to buy those shytboxes.
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Originally Posted By ProSaibot⏩
Wtf is a CUV?SRS
Most who buy those cars think it gives them status.
Chicks buy them because they have some inferiority complex thinking that taller height-ride/ bigger sze = ''I'm better than you'', while dudes buy those thinking they will impress chicks but end up looking like doormats without an opinion.
Some dudes really have the need for a proper SUV (the small Jimny, Defender, Wrangler, Land Cruiser etc.) and truly like them, so I give them a pass but those are like 10% of the actual buyers.
With CUVs though, they are gheyer looking tall hatchbacks for twice the price and there is no excuse to buy those shytboxes.
Most who buy those cars think it gives them status.
Chicks buy them because they have some inferiority complex thinking that taller height-ride/ bigger sze = ''I'm better than you'', while dudes buy those thinking they will impress chicks but end up looking like doormats without an opinion.
Some dudes really have the need for a proper SUV (the small Jimny, Defender, Wrangler, Land Cruiser etc.) and truly like them, so I give them a pass but those are like 10% of the actual buyers.
With CUVs though, they are gheyer looking tall hatchbacks for twice the price and there is no excuse to buy those shytboxes.
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02-11-2024, 08:14 AM
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noticed them when moving to TX. even worse are dudes with trucks.
Many of them are basically the equivalent of 90s ricer civics.
Chit is slow as fuk and can barely turn.
Many of them are basically the equivalent of 90s ricer civics.
Chit is slow as fuk and can barely turn.
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02-11-2024, 08:31 AM
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I drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee. The 4wd is nice for the 20 or so times a year that I drive onto the beach. (Not an option for a car)
It's also easy to get my sons stroller in and out of, and I can haul a full trunk of rifles to a shooting competition.
It's also easy to get my sons stroller in and out of, and I can haul a full trunk of rifles to a shooting competition.
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02-11-2024, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Compact utility vehicle? Place where married wives take pics of their butthole for the pool guyWtf is a CUV?
02-11-2024, 08:38 AM
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Yeah I call them ph@gmobiles. Doesn’t it piss anyone else the fuk off that these car manufacturers are phasing out their sedans and ONLY offering crossovers or SUVs now? There are only like a half dozen cars still being produced for the U.S. market.
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
They’re just SUVs but smaller and gayer.Wtf is a CUV?

I don’t understand, is it the auto industry cucking themselves or are the consumers so cucked they’ll only buy these pieces of chit?
If you want more space, why can’t we bring back station wagons? They actually had an alpha sporty look to them. I would pay top dollar for a new line of Dodge Magnum hellcat.

Europeans still drive wagons. It pains me to say, but I’m jelly AF.
02-11-2024, 08:51 AM
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It's nice to see someone point out how awful crossovers look. I can't imagine driving one of those things. It's the ultimate Karen mobile.
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
Even in high school, my car bros and I called them "MommyBoxes"Yeah I call them ph@gmobiles. Doesn’t it piss anyone else the fuk off that these car manufacturers are phasing out their sedans and ONLY offering crossovers or SUVs now? There are only like a half dozen cars still being produced for the U.S. market.
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I never thought people with CUVs were trying to flex. It's a modern station wagon, where's the flex?
Most people I see with one are married with 2 kids, or outdoorsy types and need a place to put their baby seats/bicycles/camping gear
Most people I see with one are married with 2 kids, or outdoorsy types and need a place to put their baby seats/bicycles/camping gear
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you can't fukin omit jeep wranglers, they're in the same category. with their pretentious decorations and gay as fuk toddler duckies on their dash. also throw in pickup trucks too. daily drive some oversized pickup with a bed smaller than a queen size mattress. useless junk. they're all junk.
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Originally Posted By HairyWBush⏩
But... but the annual ice fishing and hunting trips!!!!you can't fukin omit jeep wranglers, they're in the same category. with their pretentious decorations and gay as fuk toddler duckies on their dash. also throw in pickup trucks too. daily drive some oversized pickup with a bed smaller than a queen size mattress. useless junk. they're all junk.
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Originally Posted By FelixTheCat1919⏩
right...they're going nowhere with the LED circus hula hoops around their 30" stretched tire rimsBut... but the annual ice fishing and hunting trips!!!!
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02-11-2024, 09:13 AM
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Yep everyone drives the same truck or suv now plus all the cars look the same
It's pretty crazy to think about if you remember all the cars from the 90s and early 2000s (think need for speed or fast and the furious)
They're all just boxes now
It's pretty crazy to think about if you remember all the cars from the 90s and early 2000s (think need for speed or fast and the furious)
They're all just boxes now
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02-11-2024, 09:19 AM
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Trucks are bigger meme cars , and there’s absolutely no reason to buy the higher end ones.
LOL seeing officecels commute in a truck
LOL at people who justify it by saying they haul stuff on weekends. You’re better off just renting a truck for those 4-5x Home Depot trips you make a year
LOL at tradies justifying it because they use it daily. You’re the same as a woman bragging about her purse brand, you just have a penis. Yes a tradie needs a truck no you don’t need a Ford Raptor
If you are worth several million NW and can write that check then yes you can afford a 70k+ truck.
But for the 99% of drivers that finance those they are absolute clowns. Can make fun of women and their Stanley mugs all you want, but your decision is just as dumb and with more zeroes added to the end
LOL seeing officecels commute in a truck
LOL at people who justify it by saying they haul stuff on weekends. You’re better off just renting a truck for those 4-5x Home Depot trips you make a year
LOL at tradies justifying it because they use it daily. You’re the same as a woman bragging about her purse brand, you just have a penis. Yes a tradie needs a truck no you don’t need a Ford Raptor
If you are worth several million NW and can write that check then yes you can afford a 70k+ truck.
But for the 99% of drivers that finance those they are absolute clowns. Can make fun of women and their Stanley mugs all you want, but your decision is just as dumb and with more zeroes added to the end
02-11-2024, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted By meanstringbean⏩
If you build houses or is some kind of house tradie, dailying a truck is an absolute must. Actually a van might even be better, but it depends and nobody wants to drive a lame looking van lol.Trucks are bigger meme cars , and there’s absolutely no reason to buy the higher end ones.
LOL seeing officecels commute in a truck
LOL at people who justify it by saying they haul stuff on weekends. You’re better off just renting a truck for those 4-5x Home Depot trips you make a year
LOL at tradies justifying it because they use it daily. You’re the same as a woman bragging about her purse brand, you just have a penis. Yes a tradie needs a truck no you don’t need a Ford Raptor
If you are worth several million NW and can write that check then yes you can afford a 70k+ truck.
But for the 99% of drivers that finance those they are absolute clowns. Can make fun of women and their Stanley mugs all you want, but your decision is just as dumb and with more zeroes added to the end
LOL seeing officecels commute in a truck
LOL at people who justify it by saying they haul stuff on weekends. You’re better off just renting a truck for those 4-5x Home Depot trips you make a year
LOL at tradies justifying it because they use it daily. You’re the same as a woman bragging about her purse brand, you just have a penis. Yes a tradie needs a truck no you don’t need a Ford Raptor
If you are worth several million NW and can write that check then yes you can afford a 70k+ truck.
But for the 99% of drivers that finance those they are absolute clowns. Can make fun of women and their Stanley mugs all you want, but your decision is just as dumb and with more zeroes added to the end
That said, the layout of the truck even for house work is still kinda sus because you can just haul the stuff in a dedicated trailer. The main thing is being able to haul a trailer with alot of weight.
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02-11-2024, 12:36 PM
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I've got a 3 series bmw but I'd get one of them next.
It's not exactly a flex is it it's just better for when you have kids and good storage in the back for camping/fishing sh!t.
It's not exactly a flex is it it's just better for when you have kids and good storage in the back for camping/fishing sh!t.
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Why are incels so obsessed with what others do with their lives?
Like bro, you're literally wasting your one chance on this plan, and your concern is why some soccer mom wants an SUV?
Lmaoooo
Like bro, you're literally wasting your one chance on this plan, and your concern is why some soccer mom wants an SUV?
Lmaoooo
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Originally Posted By HateLiberals⏩
I just looked it up. So it's a hatchback that's slightly raised upCompact utility vehicle? Place where married wives take pics of their butthole for the pool guy
I thought those were just small or compact SUVs. Always gotta be changing fkn names on us. Big Car Category is out of control
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02-11-2024, 01:07 PM
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4wd and a hatchback is legit the best combo ofr a daily. idk why its npc if is so fkn practical
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Originally Posted By eod8989⏩
what do you think happened?Yep everyone drives the same truck or suv now plus all the cars look the same
It's pretty crazy to think about if you remember all the cars from the 90s and early 2000s (think need for speed or fast and the furious)
They're all just boxes now
It's pretty crazy to think about if you remember all the cars from the 90s and early 2000s (think need for speed or fast and the furious)
They're all just boxes now
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02-11-2024, 01:42 PM
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Guys is it gay to get married to a biological female and have kids then buy a car that you can use to transport your family around in
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
CUV is a car sized SUV. Look at like the honda HRV or the mazda cx-30.Wtf is a CUV?
People will say they like them for their "utility" but what they really mean is they are part of the modern obese population where bending down to get into a sedan is too much trouble so they have a car with near standing height seats that they can just roll in and out of.
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