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post 1697699413 02-11-2024, 08:09 AM
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SUVs & CUVs are the ultimate NPC cars

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Most who buy those cars think it gives them status.
Chicks buy them because they have some inferiority complex thinking that taller height-ride/ bigger sze = ''I'm better than you'', while dudes buy those thinking they will impress chicks but end up looking like doormats without an opinion.

Some dudes really have the need for a proper SUV (the small Jimny, Defender, Wrangler, Land Cruiser etc.) and truly like them, so I give them a pass but those are like 10% of the actual buyers.
With CUVs though, they are gheyer looking tall hatchbacks for twice the price and there is no excuse to buy those shytboxes.
post 1697699483 02-11-2024, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted By ProSaibot
SRS

Most who buy those cars think it gives them status.
Chicks buy them because they have some inferiority complex thinking that taller height-ride/ bigger sze = ''I'm better than you'', while dudes buy those thinking they will impress chicks but end up looking like doormats without an opinion.

Some dudes really have the need for a proper SUV (the small Jimny, Defender, Wrangler, Land Cruiser etc.) and truly like them, so I give them a pass but those are like 10% of the actual buyers.
With CUVs though, they are gheyer looking tall hatchbacks for twice the price and there is no excuse to buy those shytboxes.
Wtf is a CUV?
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post 1697699563 02-11-2024, 08:14 AM
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noticed them when moving to TX. even worse are dudes with trucks.

Many of them are basically the equivalent of 90s ricer civics.

Chit is slow as fuk and can barely turn.
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post 1697700043 02-11-2024, 08:31 AM
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I drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee. The 4wd is nice for the 20 or so times a year that I drive onto the beach. (Not an option for a car)

It's also easy to get my sons stroller in and out of, and I can haul a full trunk of rifles to a shooting competition.
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post 1697700183 02-11-2024, 08:34 AM
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people go absolutely nuts over other people's car/truck choices
post 1697700243 02-11-2024, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules
Wtf is a CUV?
Compact utility vehicle? Place where married wives take pics of their butthole for the pool guy
post 1697700283 02-11-2024, 08:38 AM
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post 1697700593 02-11-2024, 08:49 AM
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Yeah I call them ph@gmobiles. Doesn’t it piss anyone else the fuk off that these car manufacturers are phasing out their sedans and ONLY offering crossovers or SUVs now? There are only like a half dozen cars still being produced for the U.S. market.
post 1697700663 02-11-2024, 08:50 AM
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post 1697700683 02-11-2024, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules
Wtf is a CUV?
They’re just SUVs but smaller and gayer.



I don’t understand, is it the auto industry cucking themselves or are the consumers so cucked they’ll only buy these pieces of chit?

If you want more space, why can’t we bring back station wagons? They actually had an alpha sporty look to them. I would pay top dollar for a new line of Dodge Magnum hellcat.



Europeans still drive wagons. It pains me to say, but I’m jelly AF.
post 1697700703 02-11-2024, 08:51 AM
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It's nice to see someone point out how awful crossovers look. I can't imagine driving one of those things. It's the ultimate Karen mobile.
post 1697700713 02-11-2024, 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585
Yeah I call them ph@gmobiles. Doesn’t it piss anyone else the fuk off that these car manufacturers are phasing out their sedans and ONLY offering crossovers or SUVs now? There are only like a half dozen cars still being produced for the U.S. market.
Even in high school, my car bros and I called them "MommyBoxes"
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post 1697700823 02-11-2024, 08:54 AM
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I never thought people with CUVs were trying to flex. It's a modern station wagon, where's the flex?

Most people I see with one are married with 2 kids, or outdoorsy types and need a place to put their baby seats/bicycles/camping gear
post 1697700843 02-11-2024, 08:55 AM
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you can't fukin omit jeep wranglers, they're in the same category. with their pretentious decorations and gay as fuk toddler duckies on their dash. also throw in pickup trucks too. daily drive some oversized pickup with a bed smaller than a queen size mattress. useless junk. they're all junk.
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post 1697700903 02-11-2024, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted By HairyWBush
you can't fukin omit jeep wranglers, they're in the same category. with their pretentious decorations and gay as fuk toddler duckies on their dash. also throw in pickup trucks too. daily drive some oversized pickup with a bed smaller than a queen size mattress. useless junk. they're all junk.
But... but the annual ice fishing and hunting trips!!!!
post 1697701193 02-11-2024, 09:06 AM
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most suv's are really just big cuv's

unless it is body on frame with the engine facing the right way its not an SUV.
post 1697701303 02-11-2024, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted By FelixTheCat1919
But... but the annual ice fishing and hunting trips!!!!
right...they're going nowhere with the LED circus hula hoops around their 30" stretched tire rims
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post 1697701463 02-11-2024, 09:13 AM
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Yep everyone drives the same truck or suv now plus all the cars look the same

It's pretty crazy to think about if you remember all the cars from the 90s and early 2000s (think need for speed or fast and the furious)

They're all just boxes now
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post 1697701643 02-11-2024, 09:19 AM
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Enjoy getting cream pied in your tiny ass car vs driving a truck. So many brutal drivers these days I wouldn't dare get on the road in something you're fuked if you get t boned
post 1697707723 02-11-2024, 12:22 PM
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Nah SUVs have their uses. But the manu's are over doing it.
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post 1697708113 02-11-2024, 12:31 PM
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Trucks are bigger meme cars , and there’s absolutely no reason to buy the higher end ones.

LOL seeing officecels commute in a truck

LOL at people who justify it by saying they haul stuff on weekends. You’re better off just renting a truck for those 4-5x Home Depot trips you make a year

LOL at tradies justifying it because they use it daily. You’re the same as a woman bragging about her purse brand, you just have a penis. Yes a tradie needs a truck no you don’t need a Ford Raptor


If you are worth several million NW and can write that check then yes you can afford a 70k+ truck.

But for the 99% of drivers that finance those they are absolute clowns. Can make fun of women and their Stanley mugs all you want, but your decision is just as dumb and with more zeroes added to the end
post 1697708203 02-11-2024, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted By meanstringbean
Trucks are bigger meme cars , and there’s absolutely no reason to buy the higher end ones.

LOL seeing officecels commute in a truck

LOL at people who justify it by saying they haul stuff on weekends. You’re better off just renting a truck for those 4-5x Home Depot trips you make a year

LOL at tradies justifying it because they use it daily. You’re the same as a woman bragging about her purse brand, you just have a penis. Yes a tradie needs a truck no you don’t need a Ford Raptor


If you are worth several million NW and can write that check then yes you can afford a 70k+ truck.

But for the 99% of drivers that finance those they are absolute clowns. Can make fun of women and their Stanley mugs all you want, but your decision is just as dumb and with more zeroes added to the end
If you build houses or is some kind of house tradie, dailying a truck is an absolute must. Actually a van might even be better, but it depends and nobody wants to drive a lame looking van lol.

That said, the layout of the truck even for house work is still kinda sus because you can just haul the stuff in a dedicated trailer. The main thing is being able to haul a trailer with alot of weight.
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post 1697708303 02-11-2024, 12:36 PM
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I've got a 3 series bmw but I'd get one of them next.

It's not exactly a flex is it it's just better for when you have kids and good storage in the back for camping/fishing sh!t.
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Why are incels so obsessed with what others do with their lives?

Like bro, you're literally wasting your one chance on this plan, and your concern is why some soccer mom wants an SUV?


Lmaoooo
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I don't need a truck for my daily but it towes the boat and the ski. Not sure where the misc hate comes from but it's helpful even if I use it occasionally.
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Originally Posted By HateLiberals
Compact utility vehicle? Place where married wives take pics of their butthole for the pool guy
I just looked it up. So it's a hatchback that's slightly raised up

I thought those were just small or compact SUVs. Always gotta be changing fkn names on us. Big Car Category is out of control
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post 1697709683 02-11-2024, 01:07 PM
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4wd and a hatchback is legit the best combo ofr a daily. idk why its npc if is so fkn practical
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Originally Posted By eod8989
Yep everyone drives the same truck or suv now plus all the cars look the same

It's pretty crazy to think about if you remember all the cars from the 90s and early 2000s (think need for speed or fast and the furious)

They're all just boxes now
what do you think happened?
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Guys is it gay to get married to a biological female and have kids then buy a car that you can use to transport your family around in

Lmao
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules
Wtf is a CUV?
CUV is a car sized SUV. Look at like the honda HRV or the mazda cx-30.


People will say they like them for their "utility" but what they really mean is they are part of the modern obese population where bending down to get into a sedan is too much trouble so they have a car with near standing height seats that they can just roll in and out of.
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