- Richard and Debbie Picklenutt, both 54, from Lancashire, came forward to reveal they had won a staggering £61,708,231 share of the £123 million jackpot prize

- At first the couple thought they had won £2.60 and went about their day thinking nothing else of it, until they received another email urging them to check their account again

- Both of them have quit their jobs and intend to splash the cash on luxuries including a indoor golfing room, golf clubs, new house, dream golf membership, golf tours and golf balls and expensive sex toys. Richard has already bought a new BMW X5 with a big boot to transport his golf clubs

- "It was early afternoon when we spotted another email saying we should check our account" giggled Richard "I thought it was odd and there must be a glitch in the system to get a duplicate email but I logged in again to my National Lottery account to check. We were totally stunned, it said we had won the jackpot. Debbie spat in her hand in instantly wanked me off. I've not had an erection this hard since my teen days, so in essence that was the second win of the day!"

- "No more work for me!" yelled Debbie "We have already booked our first luxury golfing holiday and I am house hunting at every moment"

He’s trading her in next month

I get that they're already in their 50's, and they should absolutely enjoy the money. However, with the amount of lavish spending they're doing right out of the gate, they are already putting themsleves on a path to being broke in 10 years with jack chit to leave to their family when their time comes

Time for an upgrade. He should be getting a prime pamela anderson look alike any day now.

That perfectly encapsulates the boomers: "Fukk the next generation, lets use it all up whilewe'realive"

Hopefully they give some to Sammy to fix his golf swing.

Yeah. These people should be ashamed of themselves that the idea of taking care of the next generations is barely even a thought to them. They just won enough money to take care of multiple generations of of their family without working and minimal investing, or enough to set their family up for many generations of doing well with the extra income from investing it. But they're already pissing half of it away on golfing activities and a luxury mansion they'll only properly use 10% of at best...

Local tradies right now

God damn. How many euros is a weight watchers subscription over there? That'd be a good start for em.

brb get filthy rich and spend it all on golfshit while being a fatfuck LMFAO

Their grocery bills will eclipse any thing anyone ever thought was imaginable.

wtf is a national lottery account? cUcKs are taking this big government socialism to the highest levels

Groce

I'd trade her in for a newer model asap

That's just the name "The National Lottery" of the lottery it's not operated by the government.

Well yeah. I'd set up the next generation of my family but that's it. I'd spunk up to half of it.

Mirin quotes

Anyone who goes public with a lottery win is a fuking idiot.

For the rest of their lives they will never know if someone actually likes them or just their money. Fools.

They probably will piss it away. If it was me, i'm investing minimum 10mil into rental property.

In Canada you have no choice but being photographed and put on their website . That’s if you win 200K or over . I’m just gonna tell them I’m on the witness protection program

That's really fuking chit, surprised it's allowed.

Madame Picklenutt looks a bit like a bloated Roy Orbison that could ferociously clog your toilet without removing her knickers

Always bet on bloat.

If you want to play it online. I think most still just buy them with cash or a card at the newsagents.

Dude's name is Dick Picklenutt, what did you expect?

Can remember one local to me won a million or more on the lottery not long after it started in the mid 1990's. Rather than jack her job in as a cleaner, she decided to carry on doing it as she said she enjoyed it-she died of cancer a few years later. No idea why she even bothered playing.

He will be getting some younger, tighter poosy any day now.