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Thread: Gf dumped me for forgetting her dog's birthday

post 1698210173 02-22-2024, 09:35 AM
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Gf dumped me for forgetting her dog's birthday

Said it's a sign I don't care enough about her family. She told me she and the dog were a package deal when we met so I should have seen this coming.

This one really hurts I thought she was the one
post 1698210613 02-22-2024, 09:43 AM
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Not sheriff Srs.
Nah bro I’m sweet.
post 1698210813 02-22-2024, 09:47 AM
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In on roll bread
post 1698211193 02-22-2024, 09:56 AM
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Fuk her dog to show her how alfa you are. And how much you care about her package deal
post 1698211233 02-22-2024, 09:57 AM
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brah, you failed to show dominance.
now the dog is the alpha.

should of told her dog birthdays are stupid and asserted your importance over a dog.
post 1698211313 02-22-2024, 10:00 AM
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Game plan:
Rohypnol
Licorice
Chocolate
Viagra
Maybe a Coat Hanger for later

Ayyyy
post 1698211443 02-22-2024, 10:02 AM
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Pecking order

Ops girl
Her dog
Op
post 1698212183 02-22-2024, 10:24 AM
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Mirin how many people are tell me to sex with the dog. I'm not sure where you all got the idea I was dating MegaSloot
post 1698212523 02-22-2024, 10:35 AM
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It's simple, her dog fuked her better than you.
post 1698212943 02-22-2024, 10:49 AM
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If a chick ever even told me her dogs birthday I would shut that **** down right there.

“I do not give a ****, I will never do anything with that information, I have already forgotten it.”


Effectively communicating intentions ahead of time helps establish more appropriate expectations. Or, being fully informed, she can choose to **** off right there saving me the time between then and whenever she wants to start a fight about it.
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 1698213043 02-22-2024, 10:53 AM
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Hopefully her dog isn't a pitbull.
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post 1698213263 02-22-2024, 10:57 AM
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You should ask her if her stupid fuking dog remembered yours.
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post 1698214423 02-22-2024, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
If a chick ever even told me her dogs birthday I would shut that **** down right there.

“I do not give a ****, I will never do anything with that information, I have already forgotten it.”


Effectively communicating intentions ahead of time helps establish more appropriate expectations. Or, being fully informed, she can choose to **** off right there saving me the time between then and whenever she wants to start a fight about it.
Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
Hopefully her dog isn't a pitbull.
Originally Posted By Coal
You should ask her if her stupid fuking dog remembered yours.
Okay ummm wow yikes from me sweatys you all sound like fun people to be around
post 1698214493 02-22-2024, 11:36 AM
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post 1698214713 02-22-2024, 11:41 AM
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lmfao considering the recent dog hate threads this has to be a roll bread

but if not, count yourself lucky that such a crazy bish was able to dump you, rather than you having to beat her off with a stick. I love dogs but lol @ prioritizing their birthday that hard
"So t
post 1698221003 02-22-2024, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
lmfao considering the recent dog hate threads this has to be a roll bread

but if not, count yourself lucky that such a crazy bish was able to dump you, rather than you having to beat her off with a stick. I love dogs but lol @ prioritizing their birthday that hard
This is not dog hate, this is heartbreak.
post 1698221283 02-22-2024, 02:19 PM
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Damn OP, you were dating Denise Frazier?
FL > PA
post 1698221403 02-22-2024, 02:23 PM
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Remember the beginning of John Wick? Good movie.
post 1698221493 02-22-2024, 02:25 PM
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Bro...you dodged a bullet...couldah had 2 bit* he's in yo life...
post 1698221673 02-22-2024, 02:30 PM
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Isn't this the type of thing women do that keeps you wanting to be single?
post 1698275373 02-23-2024, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
Damn OP, you were dating Denise Frazier?
I had to Google that. I completely forgot about her. I think I'm on a list now...
post 1698275423 02-23-2024, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
Damn OP, you were dating Denise Frazier?
Is it bad that I know who this is?
post 1698275873 02-23-2024, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted By tendies⏩
Is it bad that I know who this is?
Not me; I had to Google that. I completely forgot about her. I think I'm on a list now...
post 1698276093 02-23-2024, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted By tendies⏩
Is it bad that I know who this is?
Is it bad that I don’t?
Nah bro I’m sweet.
post 1698276153 02-23-2024, 08:36 PM
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Saddleshoe Rule #23

Stay away from women with dogs!!!! (Especially big dogs!)
post 1698276163 02-23-2024, 08:36 PM
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Dogs are there to pet.



Dogs don't judge.



Dogs don't care what job you have.



Dogs just snuggle with you.




Dogs are so simple.




Dogs are mans or womans best friend
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post 1698276303 02-23-2024, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted By ectobruh⏩
Ain't no way this is real life son. Fukk a bishes dog
They are not bishes.



They are beautiful queens.
post 1698276513 02-23-2024, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted By hyukhyuk⏩
Game plan:
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Maybe a Coat Hanger for later
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Ayyyy
This right Here will show you have zero tolerance for her Opinion... make Homie Grn agn soon
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I thought about this.
if she does anal and swallows and she invites her GF's for anal and swallowing....you done f'd up son.

if not, you are better off.
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