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Thread: This prostitute taps on your window. What do you do?

post 1698479933 02-28-2024, 02:11 PM
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This prostitute taps on your window. What do you do?

^^()()GERMANIC CREW()()^^^
post 1698480153 02-28-2024, 02:15 PM
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See monster0ultra's sig
post 1698480193 02-28-2024, 02:16 PM
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I neg you for posting a link
post 1698480343 02-28-2024, 02:18 PM
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How much did she want?

5 bucks?
post 1698480353 02-28-2024, 02:18 PM
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Y-you too....

But yea why not
post 1698480543 02-28-2024, 02:21 PM
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If this is in the US, I wouldn't say jack sh/t, I'd just roll on by.


Why? Because this could be a UC.

Down on Fig street or any other track, the ho0kers will reach in and grab your cawk and start stroking it. Why? Because this is how they test to see if you're a UC, a UC would usually push her hand away. And by stroking your cawk, she's letting the customer know that she's a legit h0oker and NOT a UC trying to run a sting operation.


So unless a hooker grabs my cawk to prove to me that she's not a cop, I ain't saying jack sh/t, and I sure as hell am NOT gonna negotiate prices and incriminate myself.


That's your lesson for today, boyos.
Everything I post is satire.
Tricknology Grand Master.
post 1698480763 02-28-2024, 02:25 PM
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Make my boy ibby proud and ask "OWO???" Srs, vry srs.
post 1698480953 02-28-2024, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Make my boy ibby proud and ask "OWO???" Srs, vry srs.
https://vocaroo.com/17OOjDNwiW81

post 1698481393 02-28-2024, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
If this is in the US, I wouldn't say jack sh/t, I'd just roll on by.


Why? Because this could be a UC.

Down on Fig street or any other track, the ho0kers will reach in and grab your cawk and start stroking it. Why? Because this is how they test to see if you're a UC, a UC would usually push her hand away. And by stroking your cawk, she's letting the customer know that she's a legit h0oker and NOT a UC trying to run a stig operation.


So unless a hooker grabs my cawk to prove to me that she's not a cop, I ain't saying jack sh/t, and I sure as hell am NOT gonna negotiate prices and incriminate myself.


That's your lesson for today, boyos.
This definitely isn’t in the US.
post 1698481503 02-28-2024, 02:44 PM
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was she asking if he wanted his cock sucked or if he wanted to suck hers?
post 1698481593 02-28-2024, 02:46 PM
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Wonder if she does PAAM
I loe e.
post 1698481623 02-28-2024, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah⏩
was she asking if he wanted his cock sucked or if he wanted to suck hers?
Does it matter
post 1698481673 02-28-2024, 02:49 PM
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Be glad it isn't Kai with his grapefruit like last time.
post 1698481773 02-28-2024, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah⏩
was she asking if he wanted his cock sucked or if he wanted to suck hers?
Why not both?
post 1698482303 02-28-2024, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted By BrianDaMan⏩
https://vocaroo.com/17OOjDNwiW81

GAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Moar pls

have reps btw
communist until you get rich
rightwing until financially secure
atheist until the plane starts falling
slootist until you get married
muslim after you get married
post 1698483203 02-28-2024, 03:15 PM
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Big titty asian with braces.
I marry that girl!
post 1698483243 02-28-2024, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted By atgbrahsrs⏩
GAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Moar pls

have reps btw
https://vocaroo.com/1mylYD2bvsVH
post 1698483413 02-28-2024, 03:20 PM
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I don't want his HIV or penis
FL > PA
post 1698483573 02-28-2024, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted By BrianDaMan⏩
https://vocaroo.com/1mylYD2bvsVH
HAHAHHAHA


hhahahhaa

10/10 punt

btw, I want ibby to go bang a tiny chinese hooker srs
communist until you get rich
rightwing until financially secure
atheist until the plane starts falling
slootist until you get married
muslim after you get married
post 1698483643 02-28-2024, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted By BrianDaMan⏩
https://vocaroo.com/1mylYD2bvsVH
I repped your last post itt. If not, I would repp the chit out of this one. Srs, very srs.
post 1698484773 02-28-2024, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted By BrianDaMan⏩
https://vocaroo.com/1mylYD2bvsVH
LMAO!

I'm ded
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post 1698485383 02-28-2024, 04:08 PM
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Only if she does CIM
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post 1698486083 02-28-2024, 04:23 PM
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braces, ouch, no bueno
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post 1698486233 02-28-2024, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted By OGfrom06⏩
How much did she want?

5 bucks?
Pretty sure the going rate is ten dolla, anyting you wan

Spoiler!
no soul brotha. Too buku.
post 1698486543 02-28-2024, 04:37 PM
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Sorry I just had to...

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post 1698487233 02-28-2024, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Sorry I just had to...
lol I remember this being so controversial when it came out
post 1698487543 02-28-2024, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
lol I remember this being so controversial when it came out
They used to play it here in the clubs all the time LOL...
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post 1698487733 02-28-2024, 05:11 PM
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BTW, back in the day, the way to negotiate with a h0e was to use accronyms like CIM, DFK, GFE, BBBJ, BBFS, etc....


Using accronyms confused undercover police officers cause they couldn't be sure if you were negotiating sexual services or just speaking random gibberish. But sadly, these days cops are wise to our slang, so you can't just use accronyms to avoid getting arrested...

If a h0e ain't reaching for your cawk, then assume she's an undercover.
Everything I post is satire.
Tricknology Grand Master.
post 1698488123 02-28-2024, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Sorry I just had to...

Had a FOB Chinese ex that heard that song and once I explained the sample to her, she thought that it was hilarious and randomly would say "Me So Horny" or "Me love you long time" imitating the bad English accent. Was funny and sexy.
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