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02-28-2024, 01:11 PM
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This prostitute taps on your window. What do you do?

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02-28-2024, 01:15 PM
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02-28-2024, 01:16 PM
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I neg you for posting a link
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02-28-2024, 01:18 PM
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How much did she want?

5 bucks?
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02-28-2024, 01:18 PM
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Y-you too….

But yea why not
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02-28-2024, 01:21 PM
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If this is in the US, I wouldn't say jack sh/t, I'd just roll on by.


Why? Because this could be a UC.

Down on Fig street or any other track, the ho0kers will reach in and grab your cawk and start stroking it. Why? Because this is how they test to see if you're a UC, a UC would usually push her hand away. And by stroking your cawk, she's letting the customer know that she's a legit h0oker and NOT a UC trying to run a sting operation.


So unless a hooker grabs my cawk to prove to me that she's not a cop, I ain't saying jack sh/t, and I sure as hell am NOT gonna negotiate prices and incriminate myself.


That's your lesson for today, boyos.
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02-28-2024, 01:25 PM
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Make my boy ibby proud and ask "OWO???" Srs, vry srs.
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02-28-2024, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Make my boy ibby proud and ask "OWO???" Srs, vry srs.
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02-28-2024, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
If this is in the US, I wouldn't say jack sh/t, I'd just roll on by.


Why? Because this could be a UC.

Down on Fig street or any other track, the ho0kers will reach in and grab your cawk and start stroking it. Why? Because this is how they test to see if you're a UC, a UC would usually push her hand away. And by stroking your cawk, she's letting the customer know that she's a legit h0oker and NOT a UC trying to run a stig operation.


So unless a hooker grabs my cawk to prove to me that she's not a cop, I ain't saying jack sh/t, and I sure as hell am NOT gonna negotiate prices and incriminate myself.


That's your lesson for today, boyos.
This definitely isn’t in the US.
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02-28-2024, 01:44 PM
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was she asking if he wanted his cock sucked or if he wanted to suck hers?
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02-28-2024, 01:46 PM
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Wonder if she does PAAM
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02-28-2024, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah⏩
was she asking if he wanted his cock sucked or if he wanted to suck hers?
Does it matter
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02-28-2024, 01:49 PM
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Be glad it isn't Kai with his grapefruit like last time.
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02-28-2024, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah⏩
was she asking if he wanted his cock sucked or if he wanted to suck hers?
Why not both?
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02-28-2024, 01:59 PM
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GAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


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02-28-2024, 02:15 PM
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Big titty asian with braces.
I marry that girl!
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02-28-2024, 02:16 PM
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GAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Moar pls

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02-28-2024, 02:20 PM
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I don't want his HIV or penis
They missed.

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02-28-2024, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted By BrianDaMan⏩
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HAHAHHAHA


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btw, I want ibby to go bang a tiny chinese hooker srs
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02-28-2024, 02:25 PM
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I repped your last post itt. If not, I would repp the chit out of this one. Srs, very srs.
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02-28-2024, 02:55 PM
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LMAO!

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02-28-2024, 03:08 PM
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Only if she does CIM
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02-28-2024, 03:23 PM
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braces, ouch, no bueno
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02-28-2024, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted By OGfrom06⏩
How much did she want?

5 bucks?
Pretty sure the going rate is ten dolla, anyting you wan

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02-28-2024, 03:37 PM
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Sorry I just had to…

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02-28-2024, 03:56 PM
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Sorry I just had to…
lol I remember this being so controversial when it came out
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02-28-2024, 04:04 PM
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lol I remember this being so controversial when it came out
They used to play it here in the clubs all the time LOL…
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02-28-2024, 04:11 PM
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BTW, back in the day, the way to negotiate with a h0e was to use accronyms like CIM, DFK, GFE, BBBJ, BBFS, etc….


Using accronyms confused undercover police officers cause they couldn't be sure if you were negotiating sexual services or just speaking random gibberish. But sadly, these days cops are wise to our slang, so you can't just use accronyms to avoid getting arrested…

If a h0e ain't reaching for your cawk, then assume she's an undercover.
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02-28-2024, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Sorry I just had to…

Had a FOB Chinese ex that heard that song and once I explained the sample to her, she thought that it was hilarious and randomly would say "Me So Horny" or "Me love you long time" imitating the bad English accent. Was funny and sexy.
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