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02-29-2024, 01:59 PM
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Is there anything more cucked than applying for officecel jobs

Creating a resume and coverletter pimping yourself out, essentially saying what a good little wagie you will be, and how grateful you are to be 'a part of the team!!!'

Chit is fkn emasculating lmao

But this position pays over $100k so I'll play this cuck game, for now
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02-29-2024, 02:12 PM
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100k is poverty now
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02-29-2024, 02:14 PM
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100k is poverty now
Can confirm.
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02-29-2024, 02:17 PM
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Nope. Something terribly wrong about it.
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02-29-2024, 02:20 PM
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That’s why I choose to be jobless. Helps to have supportive parents.
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02-29-2024, 02:29 PM
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at least its 100k

imagine being a 40k tradie wagie. yessir i will work for 18/hr breaking my back doing awkward lifting and injuring myself (but working through the pain with advil during the day and alcohol at night) meanwhile owner makes 10k a job.

OOF!
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02-29-2024, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted By PShift5
100k is poverty now
Such is life

Hopefully my side hustle takes off so I can atleast be doing $150k
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02-29-2024, 02:31 PM
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Bust your ass for some office job that will replace you with AI in a few years! What could possibly go wrong?
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02-29-2024, 02:34 PM
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at least its 100k

imagine being a 40k tradie wagie. yessir i will work for 18/hr breaking my back doing awkward lifting and injuring myself (but working through the pain with advil during the day and alcohol at night) meanwhile owner makes 10k a job.

OOF!
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02-29-2024, 02:42 PM
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It's worse when you have the job and have to pretend like you care. God forbid you run into one of those cucks who is super into the company culture making extra work for everyone else in the process.
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02-29-2024, 02:47 PM
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I don't get the point of this thead. Aren't all jobs (even the tradie ones) obtained that way resume+coverletter
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02-29-2024, 02:51 PM
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It's worse when you have the job and have to pretend like you care. God forbid you run into one of those cucks who is super into the company culture making extra work for everyone else in the process.
Yea those people almost never have a life outside of work

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I don't get the point of this thead. Aren't all jobs (even the tradie ones) obtained that way resume+coverletter
Its not about your skills, its about who can feign the most interest and suck corporate D the best
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03-01-2024, 06:55 AM
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Corporate culture is the most pathetic cucked chit in existence. The job interviews are brooootal too because you have to sit there like a little bitch lying with a fake smile about how excited you are for the opportunity and how engaging the company seems. Then a pair of empty suits grill you on hypothetical logic and personality questions that have nothing to do with your position, instead of just asking if you’re willing to work the hours. I hate this fuking bullchit man. It’s all phony nonsense. Why can’t we be authentic? Why does everyone choose to act like a fairy?

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It's worse when you have the job and have to pretend like you care. God forbid you run into one of those cucks who is super into the company culture making extra work for everyone else in the process.
It’s like selling your soul. I walk around the office miserable AF, longing to be anywhere else, yet in meetings I have to put a facade up and pretend like I’m a “team player.” Inside I’m like fuk all you cocksuckers srs.
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03-01-2024, 07:02 AM
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It’s like selling your soul. I walk around the office miserable AF, longing to be anywhere else, yet in meetings I have to put a facade up and pretend like I’m a “team player.” Inside I’m like fuk all you cocksuckers srs.
Everyone is tbh

Why do we as a culture continue to entertain this charade in the workplace? You aren't getting better workers you're just hiring people who think lying to look good is a necessity for the work that needs to be done. If I was an employer I'd fire anyone who pretended too hard to care about the company. Those fake ass n*ggas need to go.
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03-01-2024, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By TryingMen
Everyone is tbh

Why do we as a culture continue to entertain this charade in the workplace? You aren't getting better workers you're just hiring people who think lying to look good is a necessity for the work that needs to be done. If I was an employer I'd fire anyone who pretended too hard to care about the company. Those fake ass n*ggas need to go.
Cause people love getting their ego stroked above all else
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03-01-2024, 08:24 AM
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Going through rounds of interviews right now to hire 2 relatively entry level positions for my department.

It's hilariously entertaining to be on this side of things.

brb resume says x……ask them about x……stutters, umms, wells, hesitations, ramblings. Canned answers, telling me what they think I want to hear.
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03-01-2024, 08:30 AM
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I'd say deep french kissing a prostitute whose mouth has been jizzed in every day for 10 years by thousands of other men is probably a little more cucked, OP.
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03-01-2024, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted By DOPETHRONE
at least its 100k

imagine being a 40k tradie wagie. yessir i will work for 18/hr breaking my back doing awkward lifting and injuring myself (but working through the pain with advil during the day and alcohol at night) meanwhile owner makes 10k a job.

OOF!
revenue =/= profit (Super Ded fkn Srs)
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03-01-2024, 08:43 AM
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100k for an office job in cubicle hell?
must be a high cost of living area and not really all that much for the location?
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03-01-2024, 09:05 AM
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B R U T A L and humiliating as fck
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03-01-2024, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra
Really OP? You insult GuineaDago585 when he makes work threads and tell him to man up and stop complaining. Yet a 100K job is aspirational for you and you're complaining about it?
One of us is actually doing something to change our situation. I like GD though hope he makes it

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I'd say deep french kissing a prostitute whose mouth has been jizzed in every day for 10 years by thousands of other men is probably a little more cucked, OP.
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03-01-2024, 01:42 PM
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Creating a resume and coverletter pimping yourself out, essentially saying what a good little wagie you will be, and how grateful you are to be 'a part of the team!!!'

Chit is fkn emasculating lmao

But this position pays over $100k so I'll play this cuck game, for now
Recruiters reach out to me, so I don't even go through the hiring process.
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