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Saw a Tesla Cyber Truck yesterday, looks pretty damn good in real life
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Saw a Tesla Cyber Truck yesterday, looks pretty damn good in real life
Looking like the Batmobile in real life mayne, might have to cop me one of these when the back order isn't as long of a wait.




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03-01-2024, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
I got the same feelz when I saw the 2023 Prius IRL for the first time. 55mpg+??? are you fukin kiddin mate? coincidentally also hard to acquire cuz on backorder.Looking like the Batmobile in real life mayne, might have to cop me one of these when the back order isn't as long of a wait.




love it. you know cost-conscious bishes be mirin too.

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i see them in the bay area ca all the time. I know a guy on kids sports team that has one and it's a big spectacle each time he brings it to practices and games.
Stainless Steel looks like chit each time i've seen it. A little bad weather and it shows stains very easily. Needs a wrap to not look like chit all the time. They're much bigger than you think in person. Pretty huge and imposing vehicle.
Stainless Steel looks like chit each time i've seen it. A little bad weather and it shows stains very easily. Needs a wrap to not look like chit all the time. They're much bigger than you think in person. Pretty huge and imposing vehicle.
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Originally Posted By DarthCholo⏩
True, I was shocked at how large it was in real life. I always thought they'd be about the size of a Toyota Rav4, but in real life, they're actually about the size of a Chevy Suburban.i see them in the bay area ca all the time. I know a guy on kids sports team that has one and it's a big spectacle each time he brings it to practices and games.
Stainless Steel looks like chit each time i've seen it. A little bad weather and it shows stains very easily. Needs a wrap to not look like chit all the time. They're much bigger than you think in person. Pretty huge and imposing vehicle.
Stainless Steel looks like chit each time i've seen it. A little bad weather and it shows stains very easily. Needs a wrap to not look like chit all the time. They're much bigger than you think in person. Pretty huge and imposing vehicle.
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03-01-2024, 01:51 PM
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I haven't seen one around here, which is surprising as Teslas are popular in this area.
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If there was a gasoline version of purchase
03-01-2024, 05:50 PM
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Think they look fukin retarded personally
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They're comically oversized and look like a movie prop from something on Mystery Science Theater 3000.
03-01-2024, 06:03 PM
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[QUOTE=N0stradamus post_id=1698570633]Looking like the Batmobile in real life mayne, might have to cop me one of these when the back order isn't as long of a wait.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/lJLMGim.jpg[/img
[img]https://i.imgur.com/NCsp7NT.jpg[/img[/QUOTE]Cybertruck is just a fancy name for a high tech coffin.
So little crash energy is absorbed by the almost non existent crumple zone that the rear wheel almost breaks off.
No other vehicle for sale today transfers this much crash energy into the drivers face and body in a comparable crash.
[img]https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-07-2023/4qvoM_.gif[/img]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/lJLMGim.jpg[/img
[img]https://i.imgur.com/NCsp7NT.jpg[/img[/QUOTE]Cybertruck is just a fancy name for a high tech coffin.
So little crash energy is absorbed by the almost non existent crumple zone that the rear wheel almost breaks off.
No other vehicle for sale today transfers this much crash energy into the drivers face and body in a comparable crash.
[img]https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-07-2023/4qvoM_.gif[/img]
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Cue in the sheep jumping on the bandwagon…
Brb 2019: hory fuark, what a chitty design
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Brb 2019: hory fuark, what a chitty design
Brb 2024: hory fuark, what a badass design
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
I know the dimensions are within the same as full size trucks, however i think it's the proportions. The cab is so forward that it's very tall where you're not used to seeing so much height over the front axle. Then when you stand outside the front door and look back, it's so much longer than if you were standing outside the door of a regular truck.EV trucks don't make a lot of sense, and these are not big trucks even compared to an F-150


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all the tradies raging because the cyber trucks mogs their gay ford or gmc
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
ThisSaw one in a Publix parking lot yesterday. Looks gay as ****, like someone went back to the future and fisted themselves and the DeLorean got AIDS
Looks like it came out of that child's game Minecraft.
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Cyber truck has grown on me, i dig it.
But i would wrap it black.
But i would wrap it black.
Sit in my car on Friday nights so my cat thinks I have a social life crew
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
That looks pretty sick..like something out of CyberPunkYeah, theres a couple driving around here in San Diego. They do look better in person, but its still not my cup of tea.
This on the other hand:
This on the other hand:
03-01-2024, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted By N0rds⏩

There's quite a few videos like this floating around (getting stuck in mud/sliding down hills etc). Even though its called a "truck" you still have to treat it more like a sedan...or a van, lol.

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Originally Posted By sabusake⏩
Prius inspireddoes that car come with a dental dam too?
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2 months ago these were all everyone was talking about.
Now they are forgotten and only mentioned once in a while.
Just like those stupid ski goggles things.
No one really ever wanted these things and interest has faded as soon as the ad revenue dried up.
Now they are forgotten and only mentioned once in a while.
Just like those stupid ski goggles things.
No one really ever wanted these things and interest has faded as soon as the ad revenue dried up.
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