Had to get an STI test last week; sloot I've actually thought could be more than a couple of bangs and a number block after somehow got inside of my head with flirt skills, foreplay and the like. First time for boning she asks if I had jimmy hats - I told her I wasn't a sailor, and she said without them or a clean test I couldn't raw dog. She proceeds to bring up an email from her clinic that showed a clean test result from about 3 weeks back.

So instead of laughing and leaving then going NC, I went to a clinic the next day and booked in for a full STI blood panel THEN went NC until the results came through. If there were infections, I figured I'd remain NC - but this chick could be a solid long term FWB.

After nearly 20 years of raw dogging, exclusively raw dogging the last 10 years - girlfriends, FWBs, bar sloots, old milfs at the dive bars when I was in my early 20s, crackwhores, hookers, whatever was available while travelling - both in poosy and ass, I came back 100% clean.

I'm fuking shocked there's not something there at all.

It's no doubt suspect that a chick is walking around with demonstrable proof of a clean test, but by now I've made it clear I don't give a fuk about body counts because I'm big enough that I'll touch the sides regardless - and, evidently, I can't get infected.

inb4 dear diary

I guess you should stop putting your cock in yogurt for herpes relief then.

You boys really get into your little LARPs on here, eh? Whatever gets you through the day, I guess.

Only black people have stds

I dunno what happened there, kept getting weird eczema rashes on the head of my dink a few years back and I thought it was some STI - but clear for the herpSmooth Brain CrewMy dink is like a BBC