How often do you guys poop in the morning ?

03-13-2024, 04:10 AM

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How often do you guys poop in the morning ?

I chit like 6 times in the morning before I get dressed for work.

03-13-2024, 04:12 AM

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How many times do you fap in the mornings before work?

03-13-2024, 04:15 AM

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only once Trillical my good man

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03-13-2024, 04:21 AM

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Depends how.much fiber was in dinner

Usually twice

20 minutes after starting coffee

Couple hours later

If dinner was fiber heavy ,3 times

The more your dumping the better your Insides are

Unless you're a woman or jew darden ,then you should be having your sh pushed in

03-13-2024, 04:42 AM

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Once, but for two morning no poop. I'm worried.

03-13-2024, 04:48 AM

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I don't poo enough, low fiber junk food and high proton diet of death and gout.

but then sometimes I might chit like 5 times in 30 min. an unreal amount of chit thats 3 days worth....ohh lawd it stinks,,,its a like ohh man hot damn praise the lord when those chits start flowing like hot lava.

I should really start eating better.

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03-13-2024, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted By wasp9166⏩

Depends how.much fiber was in dinner

Usually twice

20 minutes after starting coffee

Couple hours later

If dinner was fiber heavy ,3 times

The more your dumping the better your Insides are

Unless you're a woman or jew darden ,then you should be having your sh pushed in

So I wake up, drink like 16oz of water, then take a quick chit

Then I walk to the kitchen and make some breakfast, while making breakfast I chit again

Then I'll eat my breakfast, make some coffee. I drink like 8oz of coffee and smoke some nicotine, then chit again.

Then I brush my teeth and shave, after that I chit again.

If I have time I'll go smoke again then chit again before taking a shower

I'd say on average it's like 4-6 times in the morning.

It's a lot of chitting but luckily I don't have to chit at work throughout the day.

03-13-2024, 04:53 AM

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if i eat good like meat and vegetables the day before, usually twice.
once when i get up then again after coffee or water since i'm usually a little dehydrated in the mornings.

03-13-2024, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted By Trillical⏩

So I wake up, drink like 16oz of water, then take a quick chit

Then I walk to the kitchen and make some breakfast, while making breakfast I chit again

Then I'll eat my breakfast, make some coffee. I drink like 8oz of coffee and smoke some nicotine, then chit again.

Then I brush my teeth and shave, after that I chit again.

If I have time I'll go smoke again then chit again before taking a shower

I'd say on average it's like 4-6 times in the morning.

It's a lot of chitting but luckily I don't have to chit at work throughout the day.

my 2nd chit is almost always at work.
why chit on my own time?

03-13-2024, 04:55 AM

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one

03-13-2024, 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted By NitrogenWidget⏩

if i eat good like meat and vegetables the day before, usually twice.
once when i get up then again after coffee or water since i'm usually a little dehydrated in the mornings.

Gatorade bottle of water after coffee ,no doubt

03-13-2024, 06:52 PM

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Just lol if you dont use baby wipes

03-13-2024, 07:00 PM

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I usually just hang my ass out the bed and chit onto a trash bag tarp have on the floor, wipe with an old t-shirt and then go back to sleep, repeat about 4 times until my alarm goes off and then get up, make some coffee, and then go back to my bedroom to have another chit, then throw the shirt on the trash bag tarp and roll it all up and put it in my closet.