You’re not going to meet a girl to date by repairing bicycles

Read this on a website, if you want to meet a girl then try repairing bicycles??? Wtf??? Wat!?!?

How’s that meant to help you meet a girl to date? It’s NOT! But but just repair bikes bro!

I don’t care that you fixed a girls bike and pumped her with your cawk…don’t care. Don’t write to MiscerLonely, write to penthouse forum.

Terrible advice just like 99% of advice online.

Just ride your bike to the zoo, get a flat, repair your bike at the zoo and you’ll meet a girl to date right?
My Anthem- Lonely by Akon