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03-15-2024, 02:16 PM
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FUARK - GF let me give her a facial for my Bday, went wrong

I'm ready to give her the facial…my tip was about 6 inches away. She sat there with her tongue out.. My nut just dribbled out, straight towards the ground

I'm almost 38 years old. Should I just give up hope on facials for good? What can I do? This was pretty embarrassing lads.
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03-15-2024, 02:17 PM
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03-15-2024, 02:18 PM
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Sad!
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03-15-2024, 02:20 PM
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I think the most disturbing part is that she was expecting a money shot with some force.

Sounds like she's done it before and the last guy shot like a Remington.

Sorry for your loss brah.
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03-15-2024, 02:21 PM
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He was probably relieved.
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03-15-2024, 02:24 PM
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I promise you she won't be your gf. Holy phuk that's embarrassing lol. Srs, vry srs.
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03-15-2024, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
I promise you she won't be your gf. Holy phuk that's embarrassing lol. Srs, vry srs.
This. She lost all respect for you and no longer see's you as a man

Its over
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03-15-2024, 02:50 PM
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She's never going to forget it man… It's probably over srs
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03-15-2024, 03:00 PM
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Fukkn broooootal
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03-15-2024, 03:04 PM
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03-15-2024, 03:13 PM
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Start load maxing with Arginine, Zinc, and celery.

Have your gf ride you reverse cowgirl style, for maximum load summoning. As you reach the point of no return have her drop to her knees, you stand up and jerk it out. Your initial pop shot should be adequate.
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03-15-2024, 03:23 PM
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03-15-2024, 03:25 PM
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Organize a bukake party for her to make up for it
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03-15-2024, 03:27 PM
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Need to turn this around ASAP before the damage sets in, make it her fault for not getting you aroused enough to make it shoot out at Mach speed
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03-15-2024, 03:32 PM
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How long did you get a bj/smash for?

I only do that if it's premature ejaculation

If the bj/sex was more than 10 mins, i got sum bad newz srs
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03-15-2024, 03:37 PM
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thats funny yur gf also let me give her a facial for your birthday. Only difference is I blaset 400 ml of cum from my mogger 8.5x6.6" monster hog at 75psi.
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03-15-2024, 03:42 PM
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You fukked up by being in a position where she gives you sexual rewards. That's inherently cucked no matter how you look at it.
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03-15-2024, 03:52 PM
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03-15-2024, 04:01 PM
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She's already on the prowl looking for a bull to blast ropes into her nasal cavity like a real man
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03-15-2024, 04:02 PM
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you should have known your limits before attempting a Peter North special

not everyone has the ability to hose a sloot down from range
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03-15-2024, 04:16 PM
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