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» Might add this to a stand-up comedy routine im putting together (rate joke/10)
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post 1699280343 03-16-2024, 08:59 AM
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Might add this to a stand-up comedy routine im putting together (rate joke/10)

life is too boring, too dull nowadays w/the cost of everything bc now you need to work all the time. i need to find ways to spice things up.

i think im going to go out this year during easter egg hunts, find the eggs, cram a turd in there then put them em back.

i mean can you imagine whoever is doing the easter egg hunts, opening them & finding a turd in there. hell id steal the candy first.
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post 1699280413 03-16-2024, 09:00 AM
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*walks out before the show ends, asks for refund at the front desk*
post 1699280583 03-16-2024, 09:03 AM
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Amy Shoomer is rolling in her grave
post 1699282623 03-16-2024, 09:48 AM
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op must be writing jokes for female comic now.
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post 1699283853 03-16-2024, 10:22 AM
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This is a female comedian 10/10
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post 1699283883 03-16-2024, 10:24 AM
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OP is a 12 year old talentless girl
post 1699283983 03-16-2024, 10:26 AM
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You'd be better off making jokes based on all the crews you are in.
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post 1699284143 03-16-2024, 10:30 AM
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