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post 1699338113 03-17-2024, 02:45 PM
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Pro tip to appear more desirable to babes for your car

Seen a lot of threads the last few days asking dating or girl advice.
Im going to give you one of my secrets, I dont normally give this out.

I keep my car squeaky clean on the interior but on the passenger side I like to sprinkle some beach sand around, just a small amount thats barely noticable. I also have a postal card under the seat with some sunscreen on it so the smell is very faint.
Now when chicks get into my car, they are thinking to themselves, "Who is elterrible bringing to the beach with him? is he hanging around hot bikini babes when Im not around?"


It makes me mysterious and more desirable. Girls are always looking for social proof or proof from other females of your desirability. But dont be too direct, dont leave long blond hairs on your seat, they want the possibility that you have other girls not to know for a fact then theyll get mad and call you a fuk boy. Had that happen before.
post 1699338233 03-17-2024, 02:49 PM
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I'm sure someone will read this. Eventually.
post 1699338823 03-17-2024, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
I'm sure someone will read this. Eventually.
you could use the advice, geek
post 1699338883 03-17-2024, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
But dont be too direct, dont leave long blond hairs on your seat, they want the possibility that you have other girls not to know for a fact then theyll get mad and call you a fuk boy. Had that happen before.
brb leaving wig in the backseat
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post 1699339063 03-17-2024, 03:15 PM
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Lmao

Always love reading mental warfare tactics with this chit. Some brahs could write a modern day Art of War in regards to dating
post 1699339183 03-17-2024, 03:18 PM
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post 1699339193 03-17-2024, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
you could use the advice, geek
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Originally Posted By dabbmw2002⏩
dude, you are a 300+ pound incel who is in to anime. Im not sure you are in the position to give anyone advice on women.
qft
post 1699339233 03-17-2024, 03:20 PM
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This is hilarious.

I bet it would work a tiny bit if you were single and really facing that much competition, might help a little bit
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You do realize that being around the beach is a bitch cause you need to always clean the sand out of your vehicle...chit gets stuck everywhere

When you get out of the beach the first thing you do is put down a towel on the seat so sand doesn't get everywhere

Its so hard getting sand out of your vehicle...ded srs...it seems like no matter how much you vacuum the chit just never comes out
post 1699339353 03-17-2024, 03:22 PM
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Now what's the trick to get them to your car?
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post 1699339553 03-17-2024, 03:29 PM
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This is like some junior high level "tip".
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post 1699339693 03-17-2024, 03:31 PM
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post 1699339803 03-17-2024, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted By dabbmw2002⏩
dude, you are a 300+ pound incel who is in to anime. Im not sure you are in the position to give anyone advice on women.
Im 230 pounds and the only anime i watched was DBZ in highschool and castlevania on netflix
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Originally Posted By N0rds⏩
This is like some junior high level "tip".
this. sounds like an excerpt from the "mystery method" book.
post 1699340973 03-17-2024, 04:06 PM
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If you have to resort to trying to trick sloots into liking you, you've already failed.
post 1699341223 03-17-2024, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩
If you have to resort to trying to trick sloots into liking you, you've already failed.
this is the lame "just be yourself" advice that boomers give to their incel sons. Its ultra competitive out there and i noticed a lot of guys asking for advice in the last week
post 1699341383 03-17-2024, 04:21 PM
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list of tricks sloots have resorted to in order to appear more desirable to men:

- filtered pics
- angled pics
- makeup
- eyelashes, nails, lip gloss, mascera
- botox and lip fillers
- push up bras
- heels to push out their butt and provide shape to their calfs
- spandex to give more shape to their but
- breast implants
- brazilian butt lifts


but men cant have any tricks of our own?
post 1699341403 03-17-2024, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
this is the lame "just be yourself" advice that boomers give to their incel sons. Its ultra competitive out there and i noticed a lot of guys asking for advice in the last week
Why should a guy ever either completely change who they are or pretend to be someone they are not, simply to get a girl? Be yourself, be confident, be REALISTIC, and you will be fine. Dudes who are incels, most of them are just too picky and have a weird hatred of women because the super attractive girl that is 3 points higher than them doesn't want them.

Looking at your avi pics, you aren't doing well with the ladies, so quit pretending that you do. Its competitive on the apps, because one is competing with large numbers. In real life, it is different.
post 1699350543 03-17-2024, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩
Why should a guy ever either completely change who they are or pretend to be someone they are not, simply to get a girl? Be yourself, be confident, be REALISTIC, and you will be fine. Dudes who are incels, most of them are just too picky and have a weird hatred of women because the super attractive girl that is 3 points higher than them doesn't want them.

Looking at your avi pics, you aren't doing well with the ladies, so quit pretending that you do. Its competitive on the apps, because one is competing with large numbers. In real life, it is different.
i said to sprinkle some sand on your car seat how is that "completely change who you are"

wtf
post 1699350663 03-17-2024, 08:36 PM
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Thanks for the advice boyo. will try and report back
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I would have went with a dead body in the backseat but your method works as well.
post 1699351053 03-17-2024, 08:48 PM
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lol very nice troll job

You’re not going to meet a girl to date by keep my car squeaky clean on the interior but on the passenger side I like to sprinkle some beach sand around, just a small amount thats barely noticable. I also have a postal card under the seat with some sunscreen on it so the smell is very faint.
Now when chicks get into my car, they are thinking to themselves, "Who is elterrible bringing to the beach with him? is he hanging around hot bikini babes when Im not around?"

It’s not gonna work, girls don’t care. You’ve never met a girl to date by doing this and no one who listens to this troll advice would meet a girl this way.
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**** that. i ain't ruining my perforated leather seats.
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post 1699351223 03-17-2024, 08:53 PM
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Wut do when they accidentally find the half-empty bags of sand and sunscreen containers in your glove compartment
post 1699351323 03-17-2024, 08:58 PM
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I do this. Really makes me seem mysterious during the Canadian winter months
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Originally Posted By Reserrection⏩
Wut do when they accidentally find the half-empty bags of sand and sunscreen containers in your glove compartment
Let's just say OP fun will come to a end when the forensic anylist matches the sand in his car to the sand under the nails of his victims.
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
list of tricks sloots have resorted to in order to appear more desirable to men:

- filtered pics
- angled pics
- makeup
- eyelashes, nails, lip gloss, mascera
- botox and lip fillers
- push up bras
- heels to push out their butt and provide shape to their calfs
- spandex to give more shape to their but
- breast implants
- brazilian butt lifts


but men cant have any tricks of our own?
Those aren't the women worthy of marriage. Also living a life to appease to women is demonic and retarded. Focus your energy on self development and success, then they will come. There are no tricks. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
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