You think you’re the next buffet?

Well ur wrong, everything is priced in,

future oil price = priced in
Upcoming war = priced in
CEO being a ****phile = priced in
Retard throwing rock at tree = priced in

Forget about fundamental analysis, there’s no point, I’ve bought companies with solid fundamentals, with great news, moat etc and they just fail

But meme stock and ****coins fly to the moon 🌑

Get out while it’s safe boyos , investing ain’t for us

Your planned escape = priced out

Sounds like you don’t know how to trade

Start shorting

Show profit for last financial year above 8% I’ll wait

Everything is predetermined

Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on the misc asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb ****ing question again.

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