Let me preface by mentioning that I've been a daily+ jizzer for as long as I can remember. When I wasn't in a relationship, I'd fap once a day at least. When in a relationship = insatiable sexual appetite. Would bang and jizz 4x a day. Been married for years now with a really healthy sex life. As a result of being in a longterm relationship, I don't fap at all anymore. Seriously, it's been more years than I can count since I had a fap. Over 5 for sure. In the past week, due to logistics and illnesses, we found ourselves not banging for 4 days. We have this rule where, if it's been 3 days and life made it difficult to bang, we rally and do it anyways, no matter what. Like satiating hunger, we both consider having sex as a vitalneed, not just awant. Anyways, after 4 days no jizzing I literally felt like I was losing my fuking mind. I can't even remember if that's ever happened in my entire life - dead fkn srs. 96 hours, no nut busting. I was really restless and irritable, like a massive elephant was sitting on my chest, really uncomfortable. After we banged, it was like that weight magically lifted. I was lying there feeling this wave of calm and bliss wash over me. Seriously, like taking a few shots of bourbon on an empty stomach. Never wanna experience that again.

So, how do you do it? What's your threshold for not cumming? I read about this ridiculous no fap nonsense on here. How does one even go on not releasing like that? Seriously, it should be mandatory. I'm sure many of our great tragedies would have been avoided if the male perp had a good jizz session that morning.

TL;DR:can't live a functional life without busting a gooey, peter north-esque, viscous 9-rope monstrosity load regularly. I become the best version of myself if I can unload an aggressive load every day.

For your time.....



^ wood devour that prime LTC angus until my jaw fell off.

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

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MFC

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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. -Benjamin Franklin
Tits and Beer

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

"Bones heal, pain is temporary, and chicks dig scars" - Evel Knievel

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MFC

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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. -Benjamin Franklin
Tits and Beer

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

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MFC

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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. -Benjamin Franklin
Tits and Beer

^^ seriously mirin'

feelsbatman sometimes being a slave to basic ape-like impulses dead fkn srs. Here we are working towards achieving self-actualization and still a slave to lesser reptilian urges.

Originally Posted By nrowles⏩

Went a few weeks in my late teens for whatever reason and ended up getting laid from a random.Completely blew the rubber apart the load was so massive.I sweated that one out for a few months.

looooool

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

There is an unspoken thing, we are iron brothers and sisters, we are to support each other and...It is our duty to support our brothers and sisters in the iron game!

Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩

Oh okay, I see. I started fapping when I was like 7. I distinctly remember going to the bathroom in the middle of elementary school, like 3rd grade, and jacking off, busting a dry nut. Lying to the girl I sat next to about what took so long. Couldn't tell her I was taking a steaming dump, so lied and said I met someone in the hall (srs). Jacking off nightly in my bed, etc.

I remember when I came the first time lol. It was slightly shocking.



At that point, a car's tailpipe would be attractive.

i distinctly remember thinking of this scene my first time, and thinking "ignorance is NOT bliss". Don't ask me why that's the first thing I thought of, couldn't tell you lmao



nowadays the longest I go is a couple days. maybe a week if i'm really busy.

"So t

“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.

Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩

Boot camp.


Never even got hard. There was def something in the water.


Never been so low t in my life.



The high level of cortisol would account for that. But there was also something in the water.

intredasting.....

Originally Posted By Zackad⏩

i distinctly remember thinking of this scene my first time, and thinking "ignorance is NOT bliss". Don't ask me why that's the first thing I thought of, couldn't tell you lmao



nowadays the longest I go is a couple days. maybe a week if i'm really busy.

lmao great analogy

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*